MM Cobra Club

wraitherx · August 26th, 2009, 09:53 PM

oh yeah.... ever go to all you can eat at hooters then drink, then play beer pong, then go out to club to get even more drunk? I had shits of immense proportions for days! never again

wraitherx · August 26th, 2009, 09:54 PM

hot wings and liquor = super fail

Cricket · August 26th, 2009, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by xtremes10

A paper bag can fix that

I got rid of her ass before we had sex again so no worries there. A paper bag wouldn't fix it. I would still hear her...gag ball wouldn't work because I would never drop another dime on her.

wraitherx · August 26th, 2009, 09:58 PM

you should have fucked her, blew a load all over her face, taped her, then put it up here for us to see

no.... that wouldnt be nice

xtremes10 · August 26th, 2009, 09:59 PM

Hey hey hey.... I dated a girl for 4 years who cheated a lot....

Thats why I am a paper bag connoisseur!

03svtcobra · August 26th, 2009, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by wraitherlx

you should have fucked her, blew a load all over her face, taped her, then put it up here for us to see no.... that wouldnt be nice

but would it be worth seeing?....

wraitherx · August 26th, 2009, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by 03svtcobra

but would it be worth seeing?....

awww... good point obsevant one.

M.P. Cobra Fan · August 26th, 2009, 10:08 PM

The worst thing about it is that I had some jumbalaya (sp?) the other day that was so hot it made my lips swell. No shit (no pun intended) I had Angelina Jolie lips. Well anyways that crap is coming out HOT AS FUCK! My poor asshole is burning.

03svtcobra · August 26th, 2009, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by M.P. Cobra Fan

My poor asshole is burning.

Thats what she said!

M.P. Cobra Fan · August 26th, 2009, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by 03svtcobra

Thats what she said!

svt_wmd · August 26th, 2009, 10:34 PM

So getting slightly off topic of burning assholes and cum facials, I will be member #45 instead of #101 so as not fuck up wraitherlx's excel spreadsheet, and to promote peace and tranquility among the esteemed members of this forum.

Mmkay, now back to burning assholes, swollen lips and cheating whores. You know, normal forum talk.

03svtcobra · August 26th, 2009, 10:38 PM

to #45 now you can bs with the cool kids

Safi · August 26th, 2009, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by 03svtcobra

to #45 now you can bs with the cool kids

Cricket · August 26th, 2009, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by wraitherlx

you should have fucked her, blew a load all over her face, taped her, then put it up here for us to see no.... that wouldnt be nice

Thought about it, but a huge factor that made me not instead of the cheating was she was that one girl...

. You know. That one when your fucking your saying to yourself "I am probably getting something right now." I kid you not on this. I had to fake an orgasm because I couldn't feel anything.

03svtcobra · August 26th, 2009, 10:42 PM

cause lord knows if we actually talked about something sensible we might get something accomplished

Cricket · August 26th, 2009, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by 03svtcobra

cause lord knows if we actually talked about something sensible we might get something accomplished

Thats what our cars do...not us.

M.P. Cobra Fan · August 26th, 2009, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by svt_wmd

So getting slightly off topic of burning assholes and cum facials, I will be member #45 instead of #101 so as not fuck up wraitherlx's excel spreadsheet, and to promote peace and tranquility among the esteemed members of this forum.

Mmkay, now back to burning assholes, swollen lips and cheating whores. You know, normal forum talk.

Hi New guy!

In your opinion, would smearing chapstick on my ass before I shit stop the hot chili pepper burn?

M.P. Cobra Fan · August 26th, 2009, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by Cricket

Thought about it, but a huge factor that made me not instead of the cheating was she was that one girl.... You know. That one when your fucking your saying to yourself "I am probably getting something right now." I kid you not on this. I had to fake an orgasm because I couldn't feel anything.

Hmm.Never had that problem.

03svtcobra · August 26th, 2009, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Cricket

Thought about it, but a huge factor that made me not instead of the cheating was she was that one girl.... You know. That one when your fucking your saying to yourself "I am probably getting something right now." I kid you not on this. I had to fake an orgasm because I couldn't feel anything.

sounds like my ex....cheated with 3 different guys on me....

but my current gonna be future wife, is a really good girl if you know what i mean

M.P. Cobra Fan · August 26th, 2009, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by 03svtcobra

sounds like my ex....cheated with 3 different guys on me....

but my current gonna be future wife, is a really good girl if you know what i mean

Dude, Your sister had 3 other guys. I did not realize you had three brothers.

August 26th, 2009, 09:53 PM	#2081
wraitherx Moderator '99 SVT Cobra Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 9,567 iTrader: 11 reviews	oh yeah.... ever go to all you can eat at hooters then drink, then play beer pong, then go out to club to get even more drunk? I had shits of immense proportions for days! never again __________________ BUILD 2 IN PROGRESS

August 26th, 2009, 09:54 PM	#2082
wraitherx Moderator '99 SVT Cobra Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 9,567 iTrader: 11 reviews	hot wings and liquor = super fail __________________ BUILD 2 IN PROGRESS

August 26th, 2009, 09:58 PM	#2084
wraitherx Moderator '99 SVT Cobra Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 9,567 iTrader: 11 reviews	you should have fucked her, blew a load all over her face, taped her, then put it up here for us to see no.... that wouldnt be nice __________________ BUILD 2 IN PROGRESS

August 26th, 2009, 09:59 PM	#2085
xtremes10 Hardcore Enthusiast 2008 Shelby GT500 12.20@122 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Butler, PA Posts: 1,923 iTrader: 0 reviews	Hey hey hey.... I dated a girl for 4 years who cheated a lot.... Thats why I am a paper bag connoisseur! __________________ MM Cobra Club #27 2008 Shelby GT500 Whipple 4.0 \| BMR \| TRZ \| ARH \| CCW \| Bogart \| C&R \| Eibach \| Pro 5.0 \| Spec \| QA1 \| Moser 9" 2010 SVT Raptor 6.2 Magnaflow \| BMF \| 35" Nittos \| Turbo in the works

August 26th, 2009, 10:08 PM	#2088
M.P. Cobra Fan It's in the details Mod! 01 Cobra Vert Nov 09/10 ROTM! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Ft Stewart/Naples/Hampton/Tampa Posts: 11,075 iTrader: 1 reviews	The worst thing about it is that I had some jumbalaya (sp?) the other day that was so hot it made my lips swell. No shit (no pun intended) I had Angelina Jolie lips. Well anyways that crap is coming out HOT AS FUCK! My poor asshole is burning. __________________ Pinup in signature by loish.net Modded Mustangs Cobra Club#007 Military Crew E5 VOTED MM's BEST SIGNATURE 2010. THANKS STANGGTR07

August 26th, 2009, 10:34 PM	#2091
svt_wmd Newbie 2001 Mustang Cobra Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 21 iTrader: 0 reviews	So getting slightly off topic of burning assholes and cum facials, I will be member #45 instead of #101 so as not fuck up wraitherlx's excel spreadsheet, and to promote peace and tranquility among the esteemed members of this forum. Mmkay, now back to burning assholes, swollen lips and cheating whores. You know, normal forum talk. __________________ "You have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow... The town is back thatta way." 2001 SVT Cobra 345rwhp/321rwtq MM Cobra Club #45

August 26th, 2009, 10:38 PM	#2092
03svtcobra Enthusiast 2003 svt cobra Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hartselle, AL Posts: 753 iTrader: 0 reviews	to #45 now you can bs with the cool kids __________________ 03' svt cobra 87' lx foxbody 86' iroc camaro (first car & DD if it'll stay running for more than 2 days) Ever get a bad feeling in your stomach? Don't know what I mean. Eat taco bell and wait 20 minutes. MM Cobra Club #37

August 26th, 2009, 10:42 PM	#2095
03svtcobra Enthusiast 2003 svt cobra Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hartselle, AL Posts: 753 iTrader: 0 reviews	cause lord knows if we actually talked about something sensible we might get something accomplished __________________ 03' svt cobra 87' lx foxbody 86' iroc camaro (first car & DD if it'll stay running for more than 2 days) Ever get a bad feeling in your stomach? Don't know what I mean. Eat taco bell and wait 20 minutes. MM Cobra Club #37

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