HILARIOUS

Timothy_j · July 20th, 2007, 07:40 PM

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?
Try NOS and get your motor fucked up worse than my life is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but i cant figure out which sticker to put over my licence plate.
And the mechanic says, "Rick Burner you's a crack head!"
"Nu-uh."
"Then why's your car dead, man its wasted."
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so i could put chrome 18's on it
and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know i'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer than it took me to put my Altezzas on.
"Come here bastard!"
"Dude, wait a minute, that's a viper, dawg!!"
I dont give a fuck, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

*Chorus*

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll i'm usually fine,
but dem turbo DSM's smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew i have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than i do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
Shit, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

*Chorus*

Stop the race! This car needs to be locked away!
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay!
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track i barely survive,
But and 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive!

(Last line's my favorite.)

C MY 4D · July 20th, 2007, 08:48 PM

lmao....

Iownastang · July 20th, 2007, 09:04 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mikebert · July 20th, 2007, 11:03 PM

Supposed to be to the tune of "My Name Is" by Eminem, FYI.

Black Five 0h · July 21st, 2007, 07:24 PM

thats awesome

00GT · July 26th, 2007, 03:05 AM

fuckin a

and so true around where i live

302pusher · July 26th, 2007, 08:47 AM

Haha that was great!!

sn94 · July 29th, 2007, 03:04 AM

wow
that was so damn funny
and so true lol
damn ricers

PaT #06

tording92lxnotch · July 29th, 2007, 07:51 AM

good stuff

Stangzilla · July 29th, 2007, 01:27 PM

I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than i do..

Fuckin funny.. Thats my fav line...

nitrouskid · July 29th, 2007, 01:54 PM

that is some funny shit

5.0pwr · July 29th, 2007, 08:13 PM

The title says it all.

88dragstang · July 30th, 2007, 09:56 PM

I live in a town of 1200 and we have about 5 people like that here. Stock engine rice burning shit boxes with $15 rim caps from walmart and "custom exhaust" (which is usually just stock with the converter hollowed out. They all talk about how fast their cars are but none of them will go to the track and back it up!

Drick · July 30th, 2007, 10:15 PM

That reminds me of something I seen today I was parked along the road downtown today and from behind i heard the destinct sound of a fart can exhaust and i was thinking about what this car coud be. There is lots of hondas like that were i live so I thought it was probly one of those but as it gets beside me it a pimped out 6 cylinder mustang it made me laugh pretty hard.

But my favorte rice cars are the ones that have no modifications beside a louder than hell weed wacker exhast and they are just primer there is no paint on them what so ever got a few of those by my house

July 20th, 2007, 07:40 PM	#1
Timothy_j Newbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 22 iTrader: 0 reviews	HILARIOUS Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips? Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs? Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did? Try NOS and get your motor fucked up worse than my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but i cant figure out which sticker to put over my licence plate. And the mechanic says, "Rick Burner you's a crack head!" "Nu-uh." "Then why's your car dead, man its wasted." Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's. Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know i'm not soft. I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn For longer than it took me to put my Altezzas on. "Come here bastard!" "Dude, wait a minute, that's a viper, dawg!!" I dont give a fuck, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on! Chorus I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll i'm usually fine, but dem turbo DSM's smoke me all the time. 99% of my crew i have to lie to, I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than i do, My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone, Shit, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone. Chorus Stop the race! This car needs to be locked away! Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay! I talk a mad line of jive, at the track i barely survive, But and 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive! (Last line's my favorite.)

July 20th, 2007, 08:48 PM	#2
C MY 4D Billy Weston 2003 Cobra 11.14@124.36 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hampton, VA Posts: 4,794 iTrader: 7 reviews	lmao.... __________________ TT Build in progress....... Need work done to your car for a great price in Hampton Roads? Shoot me a PM.

July 21st, 2007, 07:24 PM	#5
Black Five 0h Enthusiast 02 Mustang GT Cant wait to find out Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 567 iTrader: 1 reviews	thats awesome __________________ 02 Mustang GT "We build it up, run it hard, we know whats breaking and we enjoy it breaking, we dump money into it, we re-build it stronger, run it harder in anticipation of it breaking again. We are sick individuals."

July 26th, 2007, 03:05 AM	#6
00GT Regular 2000 GT slow Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: so cal Posts: 183 iTrader: 0 reviews	fuckin a and so true around where i live __________________ Hourofpain wrote: girls always think its cute when we try to do stuff that we cant do good idea.. nba.. next time you have a date, take her to a garage and let her watch you work on a car

July 29th, 2007, 07:51 AM	#9
tording92lxnotch Regular Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 165 iTrader: 0 reviews	good stuff __________________ 92 notch--Shorty headers--Pro 5.0--3G alt--U/D pullies--A/C delete--190 LPH Walbro FP--Compucar N2O kit--FMS alum D/S--Taurus fan--Weld Draglites--Mallory 685 ign Box--dccontrol fan controller 13.0 - 108 mph - 1.9 60' - 90 shot N2O and 175k on the clock

July 20th, 2007, 11:03 PM	#4
mikebert Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 906 iTrader: 0 reviews	Supposed to be to the tune of "My Name Is" by Eminem, FYI.

July 26th, 2007, 08:47 AM	#7
302pusher Newbie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: VA Posts: 15 iTrader: 0 reviews	Haha that was great!!

July 29th, 2007, 03:04 AM	#8
sn94 Regular BLWN91GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dyer, Indiana Posts: 393 iTrader: -1 reviews	wow that was so damn funny and so true lol damn ricers PaT #06

July 29th, 2007, 01:27 PM	#10
Stangzilla MM Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: On my way to Baines's house!! Posts: 3,298 iTrader: 0 reviews	I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than i do.. Fuckin funny.. Thats my fav line... __________________ Rotating The Earth 1320 Feet At A Time!! Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it.

July 29th, 2007, 01:54 PM	#11
nitrouskid Newbie Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 23 iTrader: 0 reviews	that is some funny shit

July 29th, 2007, 08:13 PM	#12
5.0pwr Newbie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado Posts: 34 iTrader: 0 reviews	The title says it all. __________________

July 30th, 2007, 09:56 PM	#13
88dragstang Regular Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 83 iTrader: 0 reviews	I live in a town of 1200 and we have about 5 people like that here. Stock engine rice burning shit boxes with $15 rim caps from walmart and "custom exhaust" (which is usually just stock with the converter hollowed out. They all talk about how fast their cars are but none of them will go to the track and back it up!

July 30th, 2007, 10:15 PM	#14
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,365 iTrader: 1 reviews	That reminds me of something I seen today I was parked along the road downtown today and from behind i heard the destinct sound of a fart can exhaust and i was thinking about what this car coud be. There is lots of hondas like that were i live so I thought it was probly one of those but as it gets beside me it a pimped out 6 cylinder mustang it made me laugh pretty hard. But my favorte rice cars are the ones that have no modifications beside a louder than hell weed wacker exhast and they are just primer there is no paint on them what so ever got a few of those by my house __________________ FX4 Crew Crew member #1 Don't take anything I say to heart, I don't try to come off as an asshole. It just happens

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