[shadow98gt]

Today i decided to shut my ricer friend up. He has a crappy ricer Honda crx with a new motor and a cai. I have a 98 mustang gt 99% stock. We started side by side in 3rd gear and he got pulled off first, but thats because i couldnt tell when we were gonna start. So anyways he pulls about maybe ten feet or so in front of me in the left lane and i just punch it and pass him and then pull into his lane. Then i shift to 4th and just leave him smellin my exhaust. Once i get a good enough lead i just put it into fifth and just start coasting. He then flies by me and we both stop at a light. He opens his window and says," i think i beat you." "I was like you were behind me the whole time", he goes "no i beat you at the start and the end". "I go your such a fag", soo hopefully soon we can race eachother at the strip and he can shove his pocket rocket up his ass!!! Cuz im the CHAMP :award

[ReverendDexter]

Ah, you have to do the "ricer flyby" when you're done with the race. Basically, as soon as you've schooled him, (about the point where you're gonna back off and throw it in 5th), you throw your flashers on for a few seconds, that let's them know you know you've won.

If you're gonna race ricers, you gotta know how to speak rice.

[tlr96]

Originally Posted by ReverendDexter Ah, you have to do the "ricer flyby" when you're done with the race. Basically, as soon as you've schooled him, (about the point where you're gonna back off and throw it in 5th), you throw your flashers on for a few seconds, that let's them know you know you've won. If you're gonna race ricers, you gotta know how to speak rice.

thats true! i work with a guy like that, drives a civic, i smoke him every time we race! but yeah go to the track or a back road and shut him up. you should def be able to beat him!

[burlingtonNC98GT]

what kind of a retard races in a crx?

[ReverendDexter]

Don't knock a CRX. They weigh about 1700 lbs stock, and it's *very* easy to swap in a B16 (1.6L twincam VTEC motor that makes about 170hp N/A). For all of you who aren't math junkies, that's the same power:weight as a 3000 lb car making 300 hp. And that's without boost.

[burlingtonNC98GT]

I will knock crx's because they look like ass, and i dont car how fast they r, if u drive one, U R GAY

[G.T. Rags]

hahahahaha.......a man of principles......lol

[ReverendDexter]

Well, I don't drive a CRX, and 'round these parts we know our gays by the way they spell, usually they use single letters for whole words.

[Mystry]

Originally Posted by ReverendDexter Well, I don't drive a CRX, and 'round these parts we know our gays by the way they spell, usually they use single letters for whole words.

hahah, wait i use single letters to spell words...asshole...lol jk...fag

[burlingtonNC98GT]

well around here, we know our gays cause they drive fag, ricer, beaner cars like this

http://www.jdm-per4mance.com/images/...RX%2088-91.jpg

but i guess thats ok cause they are just so fast and so cool (cough, cough).