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December 28th, 2008, 05:05 PM
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The George Forman of Keepers
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Pot in the firewood
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-r-dun). |
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December 28th, 2008, 05:07 PM
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MEMBER #334
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Wyandotte County
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good one
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December 28th, 2008, 05:15 PM
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MM's Database Error
 
2004 Mustang V6
322.8 rwhp
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: VA
Posts: 13,285
iTrader: 9 reviews
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repost
 but its still funny 
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December 28th, 2008, 05:18 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bowling Green, KY
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lol
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE] |
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December 28th, 2008, 05:33 PM
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Enthusiast
96 Nissan D21
Low and stupid.
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Under your bed
Posts: 586
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ahahahaha
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December 28th, 2008, 05:36 PM
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Regular
2001 F-150
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Elburn, Illinois
Posts: 406
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haha nice
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December 28th, 2008, 06:18 PM
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2004 Mustang V6
14.4@ 96
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Zips driveway doll house shanty town
Posts: 2,143
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lol
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December 28th, 2008, 06:22 PM
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The George Forman of Keepers
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,385
iTrader: 20 reviews
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Repost! Damn. I get so many jokes and crap in my email I hardly pay attention to any of them. Most I cant post here anyway. This one was actually pretty "clean" for a change.
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