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Got a free lift ticket today.
So today when I went boarding, i didnt wanna pay for a lift ticket, so i waited for someone to be leaving the mountain, and i asked them for theirs. well when i got up to the front of the lift line to go up the mountain, this girl in her late 20s was scanning the tickets. so im like "fuck..." so when she gets to me shes like "this ticket has already been used for the return trip" So im pretty much on the spot. so i said "what can i say, your just so beautiful i had to come back down to see you again" she was so taken aback she just started laughing and told me to get on the lift. it was epic
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good fucking shit dude! espicially if she was fat and ugly
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She wanted you to PIIHB, why didn't you?
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+1 what is wrong with you
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PIIHC > PIIHB
anyday
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haha ive already got a fuck buddy. and i actually considdered getting her number when i got back down, but she was gone
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I would've made her blow me on the lift, and don't say it can't be done, because I've had it happen to me before.
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and i bet your penis looked like a toothpick being so cold on the lift
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have you ever PIIHC tho? if not then thats nothing to brag about
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Piihc?
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it only works if shes fat. but its better than a hole.
PIIHCrease
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no, I have never been with a bigger chick. I have a weight limit, I only give mustache rides to women 135lbs on down, and that is depending on height.
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lol yea. ^ same here. no fat girls
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No fat bitches, my car will scrape
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you guys dont know what your missing out on! Crease = Awesomeness in all kind of ways
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Safi, you need to come to MI, or NC and let me take you under my wing. I promise, I'll get ya laid.
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I'm having no troubles in that department...
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Safi, maybe you should go greek. I mean TM and me get girls...
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