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The George Forman of Keepers
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WT?
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod. |
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The Hammer
Millenium Falcon
"Lived the Dream, Created the Reality, Basking in my Awesomeness"
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Zip's Bubble
Posts: 13,030
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we've all been there before
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The George Forman of Keepers
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There's this Minister I used to work with thats a little odd. He sent me that in an email.
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The Hammer
Millenium Falcon
"Lived the Dream, Created the Reality, Basking in my Awesomeness"
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Zip's Bubble
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my kind of minister if you ask me
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The George Forman of Keepers
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He's actually a good guy. Almost as fucked up sense of humor as me. He is an "ex" user. Cocaine nearly took his life when he lived in Boston. Now he sends people fart jokes at 1 in the morning. Recovery must suck.
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Boost gets you laid
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lol thats awesome
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Hardcore Enthusiast
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Hahahaha!
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Regular
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Regular
2003 Mach 1 Mustang
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: N. Texas
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Banned
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not too smart on where cocaine gets in the country huh?
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban. |
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Glorious PC gaming master race
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The Hammer
Millenium Falcon
"Lived the Dream, Created the Reality, Basking in my Awesomeness"
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Posts: 13,030
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i here that
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Regular
04 MUSTANG GT
14.5 @ 97.2
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SC
Posts: 311
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thats great
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