How to end terrorism

HMUSN · January 26th, 2009, 08:56 PM

How to end terrorism

There is only one proper way known to mankind for getting rid of terrorism— rid ourselves of mankind. One may think this is a process that would be rather difficult to accomplish, but in fact it is not. It would be rather easy, as mankind would be your greatest aid in completing such a project. Simply put, mankind would suffer its own demise at its own hand. All you would have to do is pull the first trigger—nuclear trigger that is. Once you have made your nuclear warhead and unleashed it on the public, all you have to do is watch the world’s leaders wonder who set off the bomb. Then, simply watch the world go to war with itself, and the end result will obviously be utter destruction and the end of the human race. Congratulations! You have ended terrorism!

First off, you would have to get your hands on a nuclear weapon which might be hard to do. Instead of trying to hijack one from a military base, and probably getting yourself shot in the process, you can now just make your own at home instead. Your home contains most of the chemicals and explosives to make a nuclear warhead, believe it or not! The main ingredients of a nuclear warhead are as follows: TNT, plutonium239, a metal sleeve to house the ingredients, and an igniter.

Since you would be working out of a home, you could substitute some things while others are essential. TNT is very expensive and people might get suspicious if they see you buying it in bulk, so this is something we can easily substitute. Instead of TNT, experiment with mixing household chemicals instead. Make sure to wear gloves, as some chemicals can burn the skin. Also, make sure to mix it in very small amounts and keep the least amount of ventilation in the room as possible. If the small amounts make small explosions, chances are the large ones will make larger ones. Making sure to close out ventilation is very essential to the process. If you have outside airflow coming into the room, you chance contaminating the chemicals with nature, which is never a good thing.

Now you are going to need plutonium239. No need to run back to the military base a second time! Your home also contains what is needed to simulate plutonium239! To simulate plutonium239, all you need is a microwave and a car battery. If you do not own a microwave, simply drive to your nearest Wal-Mart and buy one. It does not matter what kind you buy, and they are relatively inexpensive. Now, all you need is a car battery. Simply take the one out of the car you used to get to Wal-Mart. You have saved yourself some cash as the microwave serves as the metal sleeve to house your warhead, the igniter, and the simulated radiation properties of plutonium239! To take full advantage and harness the radiation power of the microwave, (we might as well call it “warhead” at this point) you must pull off the rear cover of the microwave and connect the car battery to the power grid inside. Simply follow to where the plug is soldered in if you are having trouble locating it. (ADD STEP )

If you have followed this guide correctly so far, then you should have your nuclear warhead together by this point. Now that you have everything together, you must detonate it. I would advise that you fly to a different country at this point. Be careful when choosing what country to fly to and nuke! If you choose too small of a country no one will notice their non-existence when you detonate the bomb, now will they?(ADD STEP) Try to make it a very popular area to tour, such as France, (anywhere is good) or Tokyo, Japan. By choosing a popular place you will maximize damage and the death toll. Another thing to consider when dropping your nuke is to choose a communist country. They (communist countries) are always on guard anyway and are quick to point fingers at non-communists. This might be more beneficial to you than you think.

Once the bomb has been dropped and detonated, you can sit back and enjoy watching the worlds’ people destroy every living thing on the plant. Congratulations! You have ended terrorism! In actuality, if you were intellectually challenged enough to try this, you should be dead or mentally retarded by paragraph three, line three anyway. Good luck either way!

WLJohnson05 · January 26th, 2009, 08:57 PM

cliff notes

HMUSN · January 26th, 2009, 08:58 PM

If you do not read you will not benefit from the information.

AtlanticBlue99 · January 26th, 2009, 09:00 PM

This wouldn't work.

graystang01 · January 26th, 2009, 09:00 PM

throw microwaves at japanese people

JASonic · January 26th, 2009, 09:03 PM

I will follow step by step. I really want to end terroism. However, having a bit of scientific knowledge, the microwave part lost me.

In any case, I agree with the author that this is truley the only way to end terrorism as we define it today in 2009.

LOL!

stangfreak · January 26th, 2009, 09:03 PM

terrorism will never be stopped. ever

HMUSN · January 26th, 2009, 09:04 PM

JA I wrote it for an ENG102 class bro.I had the professor in tears. Stangfreak.. this plan would easily end terrorism.

read it homie

ZoomZoomMFer · January 26th, 2009, 09:05 PM

DOC!!! whats up man...

we've missed you

JASonic · January 26th, 2009, 09:05 PM

Put marshmallows in the microwave and fly to another country before they pop.

YouTube - Marshmallow Peep in Microwave

JASonic · January 26th, 2009, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

JA I wrote it for an ENG102 class bro.I had the professor in tears. Stangfreak.. this plan would easily end terrorism.

read it homie

Does not change my original statement.. "nice write up by the Author"

HMUSN · January 26th, 2009, 09:08 PM

just putting it out there is all.

stangfreak · January 26th, 2009, 09:10 PM

ahhhh...end terrorism with terrorism, nice plan HMUSN.

XectriK · January 26th, 2009, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by JASonic

Put marshmallows in the microwave and fly to another country before they pop.

YouTube - Marshmallow Peep in Microwave

Now we need some graham crackers and some chocolate and this thread will have delivered.

JASonic · January 26th, 2009, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by XectriK

Now we need some graham crackers and some chocolate and this thread will have delivered.

This plan is better! Let the terroist try to make bombs with cavities and diabetes! Buuuuwhaaahahahaha!!!

WLJohnson05 · January 26th, 2009, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by JASonic

Put marshmallows in the microwave and fly to another country before they pop.

YouTube - Marshmallow Peep in Microwave

o no, the peep divided by 0!!!!

January 26th, 2009, 08:56 PM	#1
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	How to end terrorism How to end terrorism There is only one proper way known to mankind for getting rid of terrorism— rid ourselves of mankind. One may think this is a process that would be rather difficult to accomplish, but in fact it is not. It would be rather easy, as mankind would be your greatest aid in completing such a project. Simply put, mankind would suffer its own demise at its own hand. All you would have to do is pull the first trigger—nuclear trigger that is. Once you have made your nuclear warhead and unleashed it on the public, all you have to do is watch the world’s leaders wonder who set off the bomb. Then, simply watch the world go to war with itself, and the end result will obviously be utter destruction and the end of the human race. Congratulations! You have ended terrorism! First off, you would have to get your hands on a nuclear weapon which might be hard to do. Instead of trying to hijack one from a military base, and probably getting yourself shot in the process, you can now just make your own at home instead. Your home contains most of the chemicals and explosives to make a nuclear warhead, believe it or not! The main ingredients of a nuclear warhead are as follows: TNT, plutonium239, a metal sleeve to house the ingredients, and an igniter. Since you would be working out of a home, you could substitute some things while others are essential. TNT is very expensive and people might get suspicious if they see you buying it in bulk, so this is something we can easily substitute. Instead of TNT, experiment with mixing household chemicals instead. Make sure to wear gloves, as some chemicals can burn the skin. Also, make sure to mix it in very small amounts and keep the least amount of ventilation in the room as possible. If the small amounts make small explosions, chances are the large ones will make larger ones. Making sure to close out ventilation is very essential to the process. If you have outside airflow coming into the room, you chance contaminating the chemicals with nature, which is never a good thing. Now you are going to need plutonium239. No need to run back to the military base a second time! Your home also contains what is needed to simulate plutonium239! To simulate plutonium239, all you need is a microwave and a car battery. If you do not own a microwave, simply drive to your nearest Wal-Mart and buy one. It does not matter what kind you buy, and they are relatively inexpensive. Now, all you need is a car battery. Simply take the one out of the car you used to get to Wal-Mart. You have saved yourself some cash as the microwave serves as the metal sleeve to house your warhead, the igniter, and the simulated radiation properties of plutonium239! To take full advantage and harness the radiation power of the microwave, (we might as well call it “warhead” at this point) you must pull off the rear cover of the microwave and connect the car battery to the power grid inside. Simply follow to where the plug is soldered in if you are having trouble locating it. (ADD STEP ) If you have followed this guide correctly so far, then you should have your nuclear warhead together by this point. Now that you have everything together, you must detonate it. I would advise that you fly to a different country at this point. Be careful when choosing what country to fly to and nuke! If you choose too small of a country no one will notice their non-existence when you detonate the bomb, now will they?(ADD STEP) Try to make it a very popular area to tour, such as France, (anywhere is good) or Tokyo, Japan. By choosing a popular place you will maximize damage and the death toll. Another thing to consider when dropping your nuke is to choose a communist country. They (communist countries) are always on guard anyway and are quick to point fingers at non-communists. This might be more beneficial to you than you think. Once the bomb has been dropped and detonated, you can sit back and enjoy watching the worlds’ people destroy every living thing on the plant. Congratulations! You have ended terrorism! In actuality, if you were intellectually challenged enough to try this, you should be dead or mentally retarded by paragraph three, line three anyway. Good luck either way! Last edited by HMUSN; January 26th, 2009 at 09:00 PM.

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stangfreak Banned MEMBER #334 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Wyandotte County Posts: 1,633 iTrader: 0 reviews	terrorism will never be stopped. ever __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="4"]"This just in....14.79 @ 92.15 is not fast"[/SIZE]

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January 26th, 2009, 08:58 PM	#3
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	If you do not read you will not benefit from the information.

January 26th, 2009, 09:03 PM	#6
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	I will follow step by step. I really want to end terroism. However, having a bit of scientific knowledge, the microwave part lost me. In any case, I agree with the author that this is truley the only way to end terrorism as we define it today in 2009. LOL!

January 26th, 2009, 09:04 PM	#8
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	JA I wrote it for an ENG102 class bro.I had the professor in tears. Stangfreak.. this plan would easily end terrorism. read it homie

January 26th, 2009, 09:08 PM	#12
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	just putting it out there is all.

January 26th, 2009, 09:10 PM	#13
stangfreak Banned MEMBER #334 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Wyandotte County Posts: 1,633 iTrader: 0 reviews	ahhhh...end terrorism with terrorism, nice plan HMUSN. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="4"]"This just in....14.79 @ 92.15 is not fast"[/SIZE]

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