Voted Best Joke in Ireland

WAR-PARTY · January 27th, 2009, 07:39 PM

Voted Best Joke in Ireland:
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of
the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John
said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me
wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on thestreet
corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told
me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,he's only been there twice
in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to
pull him by the ears to make him come."

svtkidd23 · January 27th, 2009, 07:49 PM

Mustangshar · January 27th, 2009, 07:51 PM

LOL

Onemanzu · January 27th, 2009, 08:00 PM

yojoe600 · January 27th, 2009, 08:21 PM

he he

AtlanticBlue99 · January 27th, 2009, 08:30 PM

mustang_fanatic · January 10th, 2010, 10:35 PM

Hahah That's Hilarious! lol

wrksnfx · January 10th, 2010, 10:52 PM

I actually LOL'ed!

BoostFiend · January 10th, 2010, 11:09 PM

Great joke...

TheGreatLouisianaRoadkill · January 10th, 2010, 11:13 PM

08blkgt500 · January 10th, 2010, 11:34 PM

Countryboy_99 · January 11th, 2010, 10:26 AM

that's a pretty good one.

1FastFox · January 11th, 2010, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by mustang_fanatic

Hahah That's Hilarious! lol

The funniest part of the joke is that this thread is a year old...

January 27th, 2009, 07:39 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Voted Best Joke in Ireland Voted Best Joke in Ireland: John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on thestreet corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

January 27th, 2009, 07:51 PM	#3
Mustangshar Hardcore Enthusiast 2006 Mustang GT Vert Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Chicago Burbs Posts: 2,154 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL __________________ Sharon Don't go there....... 06 GT: MM & FF 12/07 Ladies Edition issue: will never be done

January 27th, 2009, 08:00 PM	#4
Onemanzu ¡ʇsnq ɹo uʍop ǝpısdn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Looking for free hand jobs in poland springs nebraska... silly gooses Posts: 12,550 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ My Foz

January 27th, 2009, 08:30 PM	#6
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January 10th, 2010, 10:52 PM	#8
wrksnfx Regular Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 127 iTrader: 0 reviews	I actually LOL'ed! __________________

January 10th, 2010, 10:35 PM	#7
mustang_fanatic Regular 2009 Mustang Conv Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Calgary Posts: 98 iTrader: 0 reviews	Hahah That's Hilarious! lol

January 10th, 2010, 11:09 PM	#9
BoostFiend Regular '03 Cobra, '89 +'91 Notch 11.63@120.08, Cobra Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 341 iTrader: 0 reviews	Great joke... __________________

January 10th, 2010, 11:34 PM	#11
08blkgt500 MM's Anti-Hardparker 2008 Shelby GT500 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: San Jose, CA/Denver, CO Posts: 10,249 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ MM Cobra Club #24

January 11th, 2010, 10:26 AM	#12
Countryboy_99 Enthusiast '95 GT Was probably faster before I got it. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Wichita, Kansas Posts: 861 iTrader: 0 reviews	that's a pretty good one. __________________ Its red, long, and comes with an 8 foot bed attached. Wanna come play with it?

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