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Old January 30th, 2009, 10:39 PM   #1
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Incredible story I just got in an email


An incredible story

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing
with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter
approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot,
and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as
gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the
elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its
face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of
nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly,
turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that
day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures
turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The
large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground,
then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all
the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this
was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing,
and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and
stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around
one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.
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Old January 30th, 2009, 10:42 PM   #2
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I am crying...I am laughing so hard. Reps..that was a masterpiece!
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Old January 30th, 2009, 10:47 PM   #5
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lmao. Awesome story!
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Old January 31st, 2009, 04:30 AM   #6
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still funny!
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lol honestly did not expect that hyahahah
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i posted that about a year and half ago
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Freakin Hilarious !!!!
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