Heres you sign

97Cobra · January 4th, 2007, 04:51 PM

Number One Idiot of 2006

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that
the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her
daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the
conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant
poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she had better
bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.

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Number Two Idiot of 2006

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield d decided to steal
a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out
of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the
river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It
turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator
beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer
employed at Boeing.

Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
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Number Three Idiot of 2006

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch
and wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While
standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to
worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller's window. So, he left the Bank of America
and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few
minutes in line, he handed h is note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read
it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest
light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note
because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he
would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to
Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at
Bank of America.

Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.

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Number Four Idiot of 2006

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later
received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead
of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several < BR>days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another
picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.

Smart, but you still get a sign

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Number Five Idiot of 2006

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a
bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the
counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well,
but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over
21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to
him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his
driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk
looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put
the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of
the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two
hours later.

This guy definitely needs a sign.

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Idiot Number Six of 2006

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved,
the startled first bandit shot him.

This guy doesn't even deserve a sign.
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Idiot Number Seven of 2006

Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him
unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of plexi-glass.
The whole event was caught on videotape. Yep, here's your sign.

BWAL09 · January 4th, 2007, 05:01 PM

i have actually seen the video that they mention on the last one.. i'll try to find it if i can

Slicey · January 4th, 2007, 05:29 PM

lol good stuff chris

97Cobra · January 4th, 2007, 05:30 PM

lol thanks!

MSO · January 4th, 2007, 07:05 PM

good shit haha

WAVEBYE · January 4th, 2007, 07:24 PM

john,who's that in your avatar, she's seksay!

MSO · January 4th, 2007, 09:08 PM

my girl

97Cobra · January 4th, 2007, 09:12 PM

yeah I passed her onto him because she talked way to much. lmao

Bossman351 · January 4th, 2007, 11:00 PM

Yeah if you look at her it loks like shes saying "my stang opens".

97Cobra · January 5th, 2007, 12:09 AM

I always thought she was saying I wanna piss.

TIESTOS · January 5th, 2007, 12:28 AM

I never noticed she was saying something

Hey 97cobra is that girl teaching someone to wax their car???

wax on...wax off...

97Cobra · January 5th, 2007, 03:24 AM

no she is simply rubbing her tits because i just got done sucking on them. lmao

Youngin · January 5th, 2007, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by Bossman351

Yeah if you look at her it loks like shes saying "my stang opens".

you just saved my life . i always look at it and try to read it out lol i thought it was "im buzzed" lol anyways who is that lol

BWAL09 · January 5th, 2007, 04:27 AM

Originally Posted by Youngin

Originally Posted by Bossman351

Yeah if you look at her it loks like shes saying "my stang opens".

you just saved my life . i always look at it and try to read it out lol i thought it was "im buzzed" lol anyways who is that lol

no offense, but you are pretty weird if you just look at that picture to figure out what she is saying.. lol

Youngin · January 5th, 2007, 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by Youngin

Originally Posted by Bossman351

Yeah if you look at her it loks like shes saying "my stang opens".

you just saved my life . i always look at it and try to read it out lol i thought it was "im buzzed" lol anyways who is that lol

no offense, but you are pretty weird if you just look at that picture to figure out what she is saying.. lol

well not this one i was talking about the one before that one . this one is more zoomed in

Youngin · January 5th, 2007, 04:30 AM

well my'stangopens im about to be ahead of you in the posting =]

LusyaSmith · March 20th, 2008, 04:09 AM

Preved!

8t6gt · March 20th, 2008, 04:11 AM

^

nba1341 · March 20th, 2008, 04:50 AM

GreenFaleen · March 20th, 2008, 11:24 AM

ok the bank and convenience store robbers were great lol

January 4th, 2007, 04:51 PM	#1
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	Heres you sign Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she had better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield d decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Three Idiot of 2006 A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So, he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed h is note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Four Idiot of 2006 A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several < BR>days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40. Smart, but you still get a sign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Five Idiot of 2006 A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. This guy definitely needs a sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number Six of 2006 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. This guy doesn't even deserve a sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number Seven of 2006 Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of plexi-glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. Yep, here's your sign. __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

January 4th, 2007, 05:29 PM	#3
Slicey MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Salt Lake , UT. Drive It Like You Stole It! Posts: 3,179	lol good stuff chris __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #3 http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...anner1_178.jpg

January 4th, 2007, 05:30 PM	#4
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	lol thanks! __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

January 4th, 2007, 07:05 PM	#5
MSO おたく Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,915	good shit haha __________________ MM Counter-Strike Club: Co-Founder/Group: Officer Dean MSO

January 4th, 2007, 07:24 PM	#6
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January 4th, 2007, 09:08 PM	#7
MSO おたく Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,915	my girl __________________ MM Counter-Strike Club: Co-Founder/Group: Officer Dean MSO

January 4th, 2007, 09:12 PM	#8
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	yeah I passed her onto him because she talked way to much. lmao __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

January 4th, 2007, 11:00 PM	#9
Bossman351 Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: On the trailer.......broke. Posts: 1,261	Yeah if you look at her it loks like shes saying "my stang opens". __________________ http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...ic137.html.jpg

January 5th, 2007, 12:09 AM	#10
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	I always thought she was saying I wanna piss. __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

January 5th, 2007, 12:28 AM	#11
TIESTOS Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 207	I never noticed she was saying something Hey 97cobra is that girl teaching someone to wax their car??? wax on...wax off... __________________ Onemanzu wrote: AB is like santa clause.... you just have to believe

January 5th, 2007, 03:24 AM	#12
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	no she is simply rubbing her tits because i just got done sucking on them. lmao __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

January 5th, 2007, 04:30 AM	#16
Youngin Hip Hop Artist 2007 Mustang v6 11.47@120.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Californ-i-A Posts: 3,649	well my'stangopens im about to be ahead of you in the posting =] __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moddedmustangz Modded Mustang's Song Song #2 In Teh Werkz If You Feel That My Post Was Helpful in Anyway , Don't Thank Me ... Rep Me

March 20th, 2008, 04:09 AM	#17
LusyaSmith 200 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 0	Yjw much is the fish? Preved!

March 20th, 2008, 04:50 AM	#19
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March 20th, 2008, 11:24 AM	#20
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