Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

wrksnfx · February 14th, 2009, 01:46 AM

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While
having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

moosenuk17 · February 14th, 2009, 02:07 AM

ZoomZoomMFer · February 14th, 2009, 04:54 AM

that shit is funny man

Got Ford · February 14th, 2009, 04:59 AM

!!

Arctic Fox · February 14th, 2009, 05:22 AM

MamaStang · February 14th, 2009, 06:04 AM

97S281 · February 14th, 2009, 08:22 AM

Thanks man, your always good for putting a smile on my face.

Mach Boy · February 14th, 2009, 09:27 AM

I heard that one about a week ago. Funny shit.

06RedfireGT · February 14th, 2009, 10:07 AM

el oh el

WAR-PARTY · February 14th, 2009, 11:12 AM

An oldie but a damn goodie LMAO

AMmuslGT · February 14th, 2009, 11:45 AM

RavensChild · February 14th, 2009, 12:34 PM

funny

Luis_GT · February 14th, 2009, 01:33 PM

February 14th, 2009, 01:46 AM	#1
wrksnfx Regular Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 127 iTrader: 0 reviews	Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

February 14th, 2009, 02:07 AM	#2
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