Dear Abby

HMUSN · January 12th, 2007, 08:12 PM

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks up the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Mustang next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my Mustang, that I noticed that my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,
John Smith

BWAL · January 12th, 2007, 08:16 PM

ROFLMFAO

mdvaldosta · January 12th, 2007, 08:20 PM

Hehe, I liked that.

MustangMatt96GT · January 12th, 2007, 08:26 PM

Dude thats classic!!

Drgnracin72 · January 12th, 2007, 09:36 PM

thats awsome

97Cobra · January 12th, 2007, 10:42 PM

lmfao! thats awsome!

Mrs Behavin · January 13th, 2007, 12:11 AM

LMAO! Good one!

00vabchgt · January 13th, 2007, 12:37 AM

that was funny

Ninjawafers! · January 13th, 2007, 01:17 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

ChrisJ · January 13th, 2007, 04:45 AM

lol

96Snaker · January 13th, 2007, 04:54 AM

right on! sounds like he's got his mind in the right place.. lol

Horseshoeing · January 13th, 2007, 08:25 AM

take it back to the dealer

rednsilver91 · January 13th, 2007, 12:48 PM

LoL that's a funny one!!

oldernewbie · January 13th, 2007, 04:12 PM

was the wife cheatin or what???

Lt_Crazy · January 13th, 2007, 04:20 PM

LMAO

FastBack71 · January 13th, 2007, 09:00 PM

LMAOOOO thats really good.. wow amazing

ByPopularDemand · January 13th, 2007, 09:14 PM

Haha good thing he has his priorities straight

January 12th, 2007, 08:12 PM	#1
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	Dear Abby Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks up the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Mustang next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Mustang, that I noticed that my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, John Smith __________________

January 12th, 2007, 08:16 PM	#2
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January 12th, 2007, 09:36 PM	#5
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January 12th, 2007, 10:42 PM	#6
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January 13th, 2007, 01:17 AM	#9
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January 12th, 2007, 08:20 PM	#3
mdvaldosta MM Fanatic 2002 Mustang GT 11.47@120.58 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Valdosta, GA Posts: 3,940 iTrader: 0 reviews	Hehe, I liked that.

January 12th, 2007, 08:26 PM	#4
MustangMatt96GT Proud American 1996 Mustang GT Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 10,692 iTrader: 3 reviews	Dude thats classic!!

January 13th, 2007, 12:11 AM	#7
Mrs Behavin Newbie Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 38 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMAO! Good one!

January 13th, 2007, 04:45 AM	#10
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January 13th, 2007, 04:54 AM	#11
96Snaker MM's Coffee Addict 1999 SVT Cobra 441rwhp/393rwtq Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,164 iTrader: 0 reviews	right on! sounds like he's got his mind in the right place.. lol __________________ Vortech V2, intercooled @ 10psi. Maximum Motorsports supsension goodie bag car less roll cage. Built '04 IRS. Hodge-podge of Roush/Stalker panels.

January 13th, 2007, 08:25 AM	#12
Horseshoeing Classic Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: GA Posts: 4,177 iTrader: 0 reviews	take it back to the dealer __________________ Classic Mustangs are the best! Get one.

January 13th, 2007, 12:48 PM	#13
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,224 iTrader: 0 reviews	LoL that's a funny one!! __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

January 13th, 2007, 04:12 PM	#14
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	was the wife cheatin or what??? __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.

January 13th, 2007, 04:20 PM	#15
Lt_Crazy Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 856 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMAO __________________ The difference between Fiction and Reality??? Fiction has to make sense. -Tom Clancy

January 13th, 2007, 09:00 PM	#16
FastBack71 Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 587 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMAOOOO thats really good.. wow amazing __________________ My friends used to wonder Why i joined the air force. Now they wonder why they didn't.

January 13th, 2007, 09:14 PM	#17
ByPopularDemand Hardcore Enthusiast 2000 V6 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 2,666 iTrader: 0 reviews	Haha good thing he has his priorities straight __________________ 2000 V6 vert Mac LT headers, Mac O/R H-pipe, Mac CAI, ASP 25% underdrive pulley(r.i.p), SCT tune, 8.8 rear and 4.10 gears.

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