The ULTIMATE idiot!

JASonic · April 23rd, 2009, 09:44 PM

To shorten the story, I was with a Veterinarian at dinner tonight. This person is super credible.

A dog was delivered to his office covered in Crisco...yes, the cooking fat.

A lady was "dog sitting" for her boyfriend. The boyfriend told her before he left that the dog had a bad "dander" problem. She said she thought she'd fix the dryness in his skin by covering him with Crisco. When she did it, the dog got irritated and "escaped" her grasp running through the house rolling on the couch and ultimately hiding under a pile laundry. When she was finally able to wrestle him under control, she wrapped him in towels and used duct tape to hold the towels on. She got the dog into the car and the dog chewed through the towels and tape further ruining the back seat and hatch area of her boyfirends new Hummer. The lady took the dog to a groomer and the groomer turned her around and told her to get out. The groomer then called the police. When the police caught up to the lady back at her house, they called the (humane sociaety or animal control, I cant remember) who then went and got the dog and brought the dog to his Clinic. It took him nearly 5 hours to rid the dog of the grease. To make it worse, he had to give the dog multiple stitches where he had chewed and scratched himself.

She's going to have to appear in court for this! What an idiot!

WTF is wrong with people?

JASonic · April 23rd, 2009, 09:46 PM

I forgot to add the most important part...the dog is a full grown Siberian Husky.

06RedfireGT · April 23rd, 2009, 09:46 PM

People like that need to do the world a favor and play touch football with a speeding car.

Genevieve! · April 23rd, 2009, 09:51 PM

lol. the husky was like "wtf!!! Fuck you lady!" and gave her the "husky run around" I bet its coat is pretty shiny now.

Mustangshar · April 23rd, 2009, 09:53 PM

God what a dumb ass!

Fluffy The Rhino · April 23rd, 2009, 10:03 PM

I probably dated her.

87FloridaGT · April 23rd, 2009, 10:04 PM

She messed my new Hummer up...I told her to use vegetable oil if she was going to do that

April 23rd, 2009, 09:44 PM	#1
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,406 iTrader: 20 reviews	The ULTIMATE idiot! To shorten the story, I was with a Veterinarian at dinner tonight. This person is super credible. A dog was delivered to his office covered in Crisco...yes, the cooking fat. A lady was "dog sitting" for her boyfriend. The boyfriend told her before he left that the dog had a bad "dander" problem. She said she thought she'd fix the dryness in his skin by covering him with Crisco. When she did it, the dog got irritated and "escaped" her grasp running through the house rolling on the couch and ultimately hiding under a pile laundry. When she was finally able to wrestle him under control, she wrapped him in towels and used duct tape to hold the towels on. She got the dog into the car and the dog chewed through the towels and tape further ruining the back seat and hatch area of her boyfirends new Hummer. The lady took the dog to a groomer and the groomer turned her around and told her to get out. The groomer then called the police. When the police caught up to the lady back at her house, they called the (humane sociaety or animal control, I cant remember) who then went and got the dog and brought the dog to his Clinic. It took him nearly 5 hours to rid the dog of the grease. To make it worse, he had to give the dog multiple stitches where he had chewed and scratched himself. She's going to have to appear in court for this! What an idiot! WTF is wrong with people?

April 23rd, 2009, 09:46 PM	#3
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,211 iTrader: 2 reviews	People like that need to do the world a favor and play touch football with a speeding car. __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

April 23rd, 2009, 09:51 PM	#4
Genevieve! eeeee! 2003 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Coruscant Posts: 5,693 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol. the husky was like "wtf!!! Fuck you lady!" and gave her the "husky run around" I bet its coat is pretty shiny now. __________________

April 23rd, 2009, 09:53 PM	#5
Mustangshar Hardcore Enthusiast 2006 Mustang GT Vert Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Chicago Burbs Posts: 2,153 iTrader: 0 reviews	God what a dumb ass! __________________ Sharon Don't go there....... 06 GT: MM & FF 12/07 Ladies Edition issue: will never be done

April 23rd, 2009, 10:03 PM	#6
Fluffy The Rhino Bearer of Bad News I has mustang and legacy. Slower than my Ruger. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Fuckening Posts: 2,392 iTrader: 0 reviews	I probably dated her. __________________ ~MOD NUTSWINGER~ My Tongue Soothes Razorburn STOPSAYINGFAIL.COM EVERY FART IS A GAMBLE Just Think Of Me As A White Blood Cell.

April 23rd, 2009, 10:04 PM	#7
87FloridaGT Newblet 1987 GT Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central FL Posts: 734 iTrader: 1 reviews	She messed my new Hummer up...I told her to use vegetable oil if she was going to do that

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