[thewayshemoves]

Douchewaffle is the best thing I've taken from reading this entire thread, lol.

Anyway. That's sort of ridiculous, but not really impossible. It'll be totally shitastic and I definitely wouldn't write every single word of it, just formally apologize, if he's a total shitcock after that take it to someone higher and be like, "wtf a 2340980 word essay is crazy enough, but I formally apologized and he shit on me". Even in the military, I'd say you should be able to take up for yourself a little bit and maybe even gain some respect if you do it appropriately.