My retirement is not going well!

WAR-PARTY · May 1st, 2009, 06:48 PM

Many of you who know me may find this difficult to believe but unfortunately as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive. So being bored I applied and got a position as a Wal-Mart greeter

So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good

find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote butt fugly,

nasty ass woman walked into the store with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,

'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are
they twins?'

The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,

they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell

would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard

to believe you got laid twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of
work . . .

soooo tomorrow maybe I'll go fishing.

oldernewbie · May 1st, 2009, 07:05 PM

...the carp are hittin doughballs just after dark.

wraitherx · May 1st, 2009, 07:13 PM

.... how did she react when you said that?

gray8188 · May 1st, 2009, 07:23 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA thats awesome..

jmscobra · May 1st, 2009, 08:16 PM

wowowwwwww lol that was awesome

smoke-em · May 1st, 2009, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by oldernewbie

...the carp are hittin doughballs just after dark.

Who the fuck eats carp they're trash fish. Get ya some chicken livers and hit the cats.

May 1st, 2009, 06:48 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	My retirement is not going well! Many of you who know me may find this difficult to believe but unfortunately as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive. So being bored I applied and got a position as a Wal-Mart greeter So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote butt fugly, nasty ass woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work . . . soooo tomorrow maybe I'll go fishing. __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

May 1st, 2009, 07:05 PM	#2
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	...the carp are hittin doughballs just after dark. __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.

May 1st, 2009, 07:13 PM	#3
wraitherx Moderator '99 SVT Cobra Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 9,568 iTrader: 11 reviews	.... how did she react when you said that? __________________ BUILD 2 IN PROGRESS

May 1st, 2009, 07:23 PM	#4
gray8188 MM Fanatic 2003 mustang gt yr 1965 @ 88mph Join Date: May 2008 Location: between bluefilly's legs. Posts: 3,425 iTrader: 5 reviews	HAHAHAHAHAHA thats awesome.. __________________ i'm pretty sure that when i move into my own place i'm gonna mount an anti aircraft gun on my roof with somebody manning it 24 hours a day. why? because it would be fucking AWESOME.[/quote]

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