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for the Girls
Why can't you girls put the toilet seat back up when you are done?
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? no pic
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i know its bullshit. ive asked my girl friend this for 3 years now. still no answer. its a lost cause
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Yea it's always our fault when it's up... but who's fault is it when it's down?
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i always figured why should I do all the work. how about equal rights. if I have to take the time to put it up, the girl can take the time to put it down. hell if you are going to leave me and take half my shit, then you do half the work to deserve it.
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well, just put the seat and the lid down when you are done. that way she still has to lit something... why are we even griping over something as menial as a toilet seat...
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I've got a sure fire way to get back at'em if they ever bitch at you for leaving it down.
This works best if you wake up in the morning before they do. the set-up: tell them "fine next time i won't even bother to put it up" it also helps if you keep saying it for awhile but never actually follow up on it. that will help them remember what you said when you do actually "leave it down" the payback: go into the bathroom and use it just like you normally would,put the seat down and when you wash your hands,sprinkle a few drops of water on the toilet seat and let'em sit on that. LOL!
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two words: saran wrap.
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wouldn't that be a little easy to spot?
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think about it. when you wake up at 4 in the morning to go pee, how closely do you look at your toilet? lol
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pretty close cuz i'm a bad shot at 4a. gotta make sure i'm on target.
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I always like this one. My dad did it to my mom when they first started dating.
Take a package of ketchup, like the kind you get at McDonalds, fold it in half and use a needle to put a tiny hole in the crease of the package, leave it folded and put it under the little stands on the bottom of the seat. Leave quickly so as not to get caught, and wait for the screams. :award |
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i haven't tried this yet but.......
get a piece of clear tubing the same size as the little jet in the toilet, fold it at about a 75 degree angle and just long enough to barely stick out of the water and put on some rubber gloves and stick it in that little hole so when they flush...... lol
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Nobody gonna take my car Im gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car Its gonna break the speed of sound Oooh its a killing machine Its got everything Like a driving power big fat tires And everything - Deep Purple |
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nah i just tend to sway alot. lol
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Hell Dudes...just pee in the shower and avoid all the hassles!
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lol.
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Where are the girls? I guess they dont want to talk about it.
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prolly out bitching at their boyfriends for it, or they finally realized its a lost cause
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well i am right here... and honestly, it doesn't bother me that much to put the seat down... like wtf is the big deal?? lol it just takes 2 seconds to put it back down lol
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