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Old June 12th, 2009, 07:40 PM   #1
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Old June 12th, 2009, 07:42 PM   #2
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Old June 12th, 2009, 07:53 PM   #3
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Old June 12th, 2009, 08:25 PM   #4
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rofl, everything is so true and should be followed to the T
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she's so fucking dumb.. it was like trying to listen to a retarded newborn iquana sing opera
 
Old June 12th, 2009, 08:30 PM   #5
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Old June 12th, 2009, 08:37 PM   #6
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omg that's awesome.
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Old June 12th, 2009, 09:18 PM   #7
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so true so true so true. these mean women, this should be their bible ftw!
 
Old June 12th, 2009, 11:35 PM   #8
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That's what you get for excercising.

You think my lungs and chest hurt when I drive down the road for a triple baconator? No. You know why? Cause I'm smart.

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Old June 13th, 2009, 11:06 AM   #10
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The last one is the best!
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if you'd been in a cobra, you'd have been making this post from her bedroom with a very different end result than a "wink".
 
Old June 13th, 2009, 11:22 PM   #11
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funniest thing ive read in a long time
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Old June 13th, 2009, 11:30 PM   #12
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the last one is pretty funny...i dont get why women want to cuddle, i'm always thinking GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SWEATY BASTARD!!! haha...hell, i got what i wanted.
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Hard wood is hard wood, Lacey.

It doesn't matter how you cum. Cumming is cumming.
 
Old June 13th, 2009, 11:53 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by BuRnIn_YoUrS View Post
the last one is pretty funny...i dont get why women want to cuddle, i'm always thinking GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SWEATY BASTARD!!! haha...hell, i got what i wanted.
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Old June 13th, 2009, 11:58 PM   #14
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haha. sorry already taken. lols. but it is very true...cuddlers are annoying and most girls with a brain will tell you that
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Hard wood is hard wood, Lacey.

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Old June 13th, 2009, 11:59 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by BuRnIn_YoUrS View Post
the last one is pretty funny...i dont get why women want to cuddle, i'm always thinking GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SWEATY BASTARD!!! haha...hell, i got what i wanted.
LMAO Agreed

I dont understand why people want to sleep all cuddled up together....it gets too hot...touching a leg or an arm ok...all wrapped up together 4 minutes tops.
 
Old June 14th, 2009, 12:01 AM   #16
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yeah...4 minutes at the most, like, the most being, in a meat locker maybe? haha. i get hot sleeping with the fiance with him being on the other side of the bed.
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Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! View Post
Hard wood is hard wood, Lacey.

It doesn't matter how you cum. Cumming is cumming.
 
Old June 14th, 2009, 12:03 AM   #17
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I have a king size bed and a 14lb dog....the dog has his own bed on the floor....he is a CUDDLER lol
 
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