Little Ole Lady

purevenom1 · February 1st, 2007, 09:52 PM

LITTLE OLD LADY

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am,there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

96Snaker · February 1st, 2007, 09:56 PM

you make that up yourself? or maybe via personal experience? lol

Lt_Crazy · February 1st, 2007, 09:57 PM

lol

litle ole lady....

purevenom1 · February 1st, 2007, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by 96Snaker

you make that up yourself? or maybe via personal experience? lol

Yea I paid the 20 bucks. Thought it was worth every penny to.

Nah got it in an email a lil while ago.

GreenFaleen · February 1st, 2007, 10:35 PM

I heard that befoer just as funny the second time lol

February 1st, 2007, 09:52 PM	#1
purevenom1 Regular Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NC Posts: 171	Little Ole Lady LITTLE OLD LADY A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am,there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up".... __________________ http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...om1/pv_899.jpg

February 1st, 2007, 09:56 PM	#2
96Snaker Hardcore Enthusiast 1996 Cobra 13.98 @ 101 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,688	you make that up yourself? or maybe via personal experience? lol __________________ The Cobra might be gone... but the blue blood still runneth thru my veins. Snaker's Music Snaker's Myspace

February 1st, 2007, 09:57 PM	#3
Lt_Crazy Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 507	lol litle ole lady.... __________________ The difference between Fiction and Reality??? Fiction has to make sense. -Tom Clancy

February 1st, 2007, 10:35 PM	#5
GreenFaleen Resident MM Ricer 2006 Scion tC 13.9@103/8.9@81 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Raleigh/Lenoir, NC Posts: 9,041	I heard that befoer just as funny the second time lol __________________ Scion Tc-strup racing header, CAI, Ground Kit, NOS 100shot, Custom suspension, Doc. I 50% STS MM 4 Banger club: Senior Ricer "Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races." -Carroll Shelby Thanks To My Sponsors: Strup Performance

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