Rush

G.T. Rags · July 21st, 2009, 07:18 PM

this woman at work has been getting on my nerves when it comes to the radio.

she gets all flustered if we put on a classic rock station, i literally witnessed her spazing out in her seat claiming she was being driven crazy. she would just change the station and not even ask if anyone was listening.

so we all started bringing in our ipods and what not and not even turning the thing on. Yesterday I came back from a piss to hear the thing blairing in the office, drowning out everyone ihome's and what not. Today, at like 8:45 in the morning she turned the thing on so it made music through out the office, and then went around asking people if it was bothering them. What the fuck are people gonna say..... "you allanis morrisette crap is driving me nuts"? no, everyone was just like whatever.

the problem is is that the station she listens to plays the same god damned music every fucking day. to the point that i actually threatened to call the radio station and bitch them out for playing the something about mary song at 10am everyday for a week.

so tomorrow I'm pulling the plug, dismantling the speakers, and playing every single RUSH song none to man. Thats right, I downloaded them all. If that doesn't get her, Bon Jovi Thursday will. And last but not least, Van Halen (not van hagard) Friday is sure to get her to buy a bullit and rent a gun.......

Flynnster · July 21st, 2009, 07:21 PM

For some reason Bon Jovi thursday made me laugh my ass off.

But a day of rush would kill even the best fans.

Reloaded · July 21st, 2009, 07:26 PM

You sir are a God among men at story-telling. I was thoroughly entertained through-out!

Repz.

dude496 · July 21st, 2009, 07:36 PM

Rags' new theme song....

YouTube - Rush- Tom Sawyer

G.T. Rags · July 21st, 2009, 07:39 PM

fuck yea

dude496 · July 21st, 2009, 07:58 PM

Rags, I am going to predict your future of whats going to happen to that radio...

YouTube - Office Space Printer Clean

then you'll be like this around the office...

YouTube - Office Space Damn It feels good to be a gangsta scene

Fluffy The Rhino · July 21st, 2009, 09:14 PM

You should try getting ahold of Vanilla Ice... the last CD he put out with a crappy metal version of ice ice baby on it. Oh hell yeah. I bet that'll drive her up a wall : D

ReverendDexter · July 21st, 2009, 09:57 PM

Or, stop pussyfooting around and just crank Diecide...

YouTube - diecide-Homage for Satan

No, I have NO clue what they're saying, either.

dude496 · July 21st, 2009, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by ReverendDexter

Or, stop pussyfooting around and just crank Diecide...

YouTube - diecide-Homage for Satan

No, I have NO clue what they're saying, either.

lmao that'd make her go insane!

I say, play fight fire with fire by metallica...then once the song is over beat the ever living crap out of the radio while playing that song from office space where they beat the shit out of the copier!

YouTube - Metallica - Fight Fire with Fire

dude496 · July 21st, 2009, 10:07 PM

Then after destroying the radio....PARADE around the office with the broken bits of radio and play this song....

YouTube - The Four Horsemen - Metallica

I work in cubicle world, it freakin sucks.

BuRnIn_YoUrS · July 21st, 2009, 10:26 PM

put something really smelly in her cubicle....lols

G.T. Rags · July 22nd, 2009, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by BuRnIn_YoUrS

put something really smelly in her cubicle....lols

her cubi is only 15 feet from mine, and 7-9 other people would be affected by that...... including my future supervisor

i may be an asshole but I'm not gonna be the asshole who has the whole office pissed at him

futureMACH1racer · July 22nd, 2009, 05:51 PM

I like to be the asshole in the office.

dude496 · July 22nd, 2009, 06:22 PM

put this in her cube...

ThinkGeek :: The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron 2.0

BuRnIn_YoUrS · July 22nd, 2009, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by G.T. Rags

her cubi is only 15 feet from mine, and 7-9 other people would be affected by that...... including my future supervisor

i may be an asshole but I'm not gonna be the asshole who has the whole office pissed at him

true, maybe you could get in with the rest of the office and whenever she listens to a song that you don't like you could all sing it really off key just loud enough for her to hear it.

Fluffy The Rhino · July 22nd, 2009, 08:46 PM

Put a raw pork chop under her desk after work... by morning, that thing should smell like hot death.

Or... occasionally drip some tabasco on her chair. The fumes go UP. She'll think she's got hemroids.

87FloridaGT · July 22nd, 2009, 08:49 PM

Damn bro...you have A LOT of work issues with all the posts you have made about work!!!!!!!!

I just read the first line of this one about some girl at work and your having an issue...just bang her on the copier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW....Fluffy...I miss our snuggle time

Fluffy The Rhino · July 22nd, 2009, 08:52 PM

Me too.. I miss your swamp ass prints on the hood of my car from our tender toils of love making : (

87FloridaGT · July 22nd, 2009, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by FluffyTheRhino

Me too.. I miss your swamp ass prints on the hood of my car from our tender toils of love making : (

MMMMMMM...for some reason after we finish I am always hungry for a gyro with goat meat

Drick · July 22nd, 2009, 10:10 PM

Why did everyone tell her it didn't bother them?

I would have let that shit play for about 2 seconds when she blasts it. Then I would have walked over there and be like "turn your fucking shit down or ill take a flame thrower to the fucking radio". Then if she didnt comply I would have unplugged the shit and took the radio with me and burnt it with a flame thrower

July 21st, 2009, 09:14 PM	#7
Fluffy The Rhino Bearer of Bad News I has mustang and legacy. Slower than my Ruger. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Fuckening Posts: 2,377 iTrader: 0 reviews	You should try getting ahold of Vanilla Ice... the last CD he put out with a crappy metal version of ice ice baby on it. Oh hell yeah. I bet that'll drive her up a wall : D __________________ ~MOD NUTSWINGER~ My Tongue Soothes Razorburn STOPSAYINGFAIL.COM EVERY FART IS A GAMBLE Just Think Of Me As A White Blood Cell.

July 21st, 2009, 10:26 PM	#11
BuRnIn_YoUrS MM's Resident Ginger 2007 Mustang GT 14.6 for my rookie first run ass Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Eglin AFB, FL Posts: 2,717 iTrader: 0 reviews	put something really smelly in her cubicle....lols __________________ Mods:In Garage Military Crew E-5 Aircraft Fuel Systems Journeyman

July 22nd, 2009, 05:51 PM	#13
futureMACH1racer I.D.G.A.F. 2009 John Deere 9670 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 11,347 iTrader: 0 reviews	I like to be the asshole in the office. __________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

July 22nd, 2009, 08:46 PM	#16
Fluffy The Rhino Bearer of Bad News I has mustang and legacy. Slower than my Ruger. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Fuckening Posts: 2,377 iTrader: 0 reviews	Put a raw pork chop under her desk after work... by morning, that thing should smell like hot death. Or... occasionally drip some tabasco on her chair. The fumes go UP. She'll think she's got hemroids. __________________ ~MOD NUTSWINGER~ My Tongue Soothes Razorburn STOPSAYINGFAIL.COM EVERY FART IS A GAMBLE Just Think Of Me As A White Blood Cell.

July 22nd, 2009, 08:52 PM	#18
Fluffy The Rhino Bearer of Bad News I has mustang and legacy. Slower than my Ruger. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Fuckening Posts: 2,377 iTrader: 0 reviews	Me too.. I miss your swamp ass prints on the hood of my car from our tender toils of love making : ( __________________ ~MOD NUTSWINGER~ My Tongue Soothes Razorburn STOPSAYINGFAIL.COM EVERY FART IS A GAMBLE Just Think Of Me As A White Blood Cell.

July 22nd, 2009, 06:22 PM	#14
dude496 Hardcore Enthusiast 04 Mustang GT Join Date: May 2007 Location: somewhere Posts: 1,371 iTrader: 2 reviews	put this in her cube... ThinkGeek :: The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron 2.0

July 22nd, 2009, 08:49 PM	#17
87FloridaGT Newblet 1987 GT Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central FL Posts: 732 iTrader: 1 reviews	Damn bro...you have A LOT of work issues with all the posts you have made about work!!!!!!!! I just read the first line of this one about some girl at work and your having an issue...just bang her on the copier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW....Fluffy...I miss our snuggle time

July 22nd, 2009, 10:10 PM	#20
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,336 iTrader: 1 reviews	Why did everyone tell her it didn't bother them? I would have let that shit play for about 2 seconds when she blasts it. Then I would have walked over there and be like "turn your fucking shit down or ill take a flame thrower to the fucking radio". Then if she didnt comply I would have unplugged the shit and took the radio with me and burnt it with a flame thrower __________________ FX4 Crew Crew member #1 Don't take anything I say to heart, I don't try to come off as an asshole. It just happens

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