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Text a girl: "So.....when can I tap that?"
Off another forum, many laughs ensued lol.
Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that" V.3: All you have to do is just ask.. - PbNation Tried it on my GF and some others: Me: So.....when can I tap that? Her: Um.... Me: So...when can I tap that? GF's Friend: Tap what lol Me: I need a response, I'm a very busy man....There's a waiting list for me GFF: Sure, how about right now? Me: Sounds good, dumpster behind the movie theater? GFF: K, you bring the lube Me: Damn, pit stop a walgreens it is. GFF: Alan, are you on drugs?
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
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one guy asked his cousin
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so bubba, when can i tap that?
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lol are you serious? OMG I just met you, are you drunk? This isn't really rob. Your drunk.
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who's rob?? I fuond this SN and password on a piece of paper.
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somebody posted a screenshot of a site called omegle so i went there and tried it.
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
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these people are no fun.
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Rofl
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holy shit i'm having fun with this omegle site.
You: hello Stranger: hii ![]() You: so when can i tap that? Stranger: ? sorry again:$ ![]() You: you know, bowchickawowow Stranger: aahh yeaah xD Stranger: Are you a B/G Stranger: How old r u? Stranger: whatyour name Stranger: thats the first things I need to know xd Stranger: brb You: i'm obviously a male, i'm 14, and my name is Pete Zahutt. You: sorry, typo. meant to say 54* Stranger: ooww yeaha xd Stranger: im 17 xD You: well that brings us back to the original question. when can i tap that? Stranger: when you want to? You: all day everyday Stranger: wait brb Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hayyyy!
Stranger: hey there You: so when can i tap that? Stranger: no idea You: ar you free later tonight? Stranger: yes of course. but i hope you got enough money You: damn gurllll!!11one You: i'm a G balla stunna homeslice Stranger: yea You: i be rollin in doe Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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fuck it, i'm making a new thread lol
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Wax on, Wax off
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LOL
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Copied these from another forum I posted on.
wow this turned out to be interseting Me; when you gonna let me tap that? Current not exactly gf: HA! you and sex! Me: when you gonna let me tap that? Random fb chick: haha when i dont have a bf lol Me: ah i c, well us doin the deed would get rid of him Greg: when you gonna let me tap that? Christine: my gosh you talked me into it my dream come true some random dude being rude and disrespectful to me how have i made it this long without you Greg: oh sweet I thoguht id have to work at it alot more Christine:good guess still tryin gto be funny? or are you over it. Greg: i was serious... Christine: really? Christine: has this worked for you before? Greg:yeah it has you havent said no yet either ![]() ![]() Christine: well i'm gonna have to pass its just not really my cup of tea Greg: damn i spoke too soon Christine: thanks for thinking of me thugh Greg: you havent been me wm yet so how can you say im not your cup? Christine: hm should i really spend the time entertaining your pompous ass attitude and explaining this very simple thought process to you Greg: damn it was a joke just wanted to see your reaction, you dont have to be mean Christine: mean? Greg: yeah to me Christine: you not only insulted my body but also my mind. we dont know each other. yet you feel like you can make a rude comment. i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings. but i guess the disappointment runs both ways. Greg:when you gonna let me tap that? Jessica: excuse me? Greg: when can i tap you? ...ignored Me: when you gonna let me tap that? Brit: excuse me? ..she signed off Me: when you gonna let me tap that? Ashley: o_o Greg:that a yes? Ashley: Hi? o_x Greg: hi Ashley: Hi. Greg: you havent answered my question Ashley: I'm taken Lol Greg: when you gonna let me tap that? Kelly: haha when i dont have a bf lol Greg: ah i c, well us doin the deed would get rid of him Kelly: hahaha yea but i kinda like him lol Greg: but maybe youll like me better ![]() Greg: when you gonna let me tap that Caitlyn: lol Greg: seriously? Caitlyn: so how have you been? Greg: good you Caitlyn: pretty good Greg: cool so your thinking bout it? Caitlyn: lol idk i have a bf Greg: if wont tell if you wont Caitlyn: lol i couldnt i'd feel guilty Greg: aww too bad it would be fun your look pretty good fyi Caitlyn: thanks ![]() ![]() your not looking too bad yourself Greg: thank you ![]() ![]() see you feeling it Caitlyn: lol Greg: just the tip?? Caitlyn: the tip of what?? Greg: you never played jsut the tip O:-) Caitlyn: no i've never played just the tip Greg: we should play sometime Caitlyn: lol Greg: when you gonna let me hit that? Jenna: Wat?!?! Greg:when you gonna give me some? Jenna: never just like always who is this? cuz its obviously not greg cuz he and i dont speak really anymore Greg:its me Jenna:um then why in the hell would you ever think that i would hook up with you? we never have do not speak and never see each other that doesn't make sense Greg: haha it was a joke to see your reaction, i must say your quite entertaining Jenna: thats gross get a hobby Greg: haha im bored at work Jenna: well find something else to do Think I pissed her off Score!! Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: what ever happened to us? Me: I dunno, maybe it has somethin to do with you not answering questions ![]() Her: ok babe. i could use a good fuck when? Me: oh really, I didnt expect that haha. Id say tonight but thats pretty last minute, so how bout I come over to your place tuesday?. Her: i am working tonight anyway but tues sounds good unless i have to work. i just started bartending and let me just tell you that is were the money is! ever try it? ok so tues unless i have to work i get my schedule tonight
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err
oops btw those one's above are pretty good.
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You: ahhh
Stranger: yes? You: hi Stranger: hii. You: m or f Stranger: f. Stranger: you? You: sweet You: m Stranger: ohh Stranger: can i get with you? You: lol where you live Stranger: haaha. Stranger: southcali. Stranger: you? You: va You: but if you drive all the way here ill lay it long and hard Stranger: ahhaha. how old are you? You: 20 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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