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Old July 30th, 2009, 11:38 AM   #1
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Text a girl: "So.....when can I tap that?"


Off another forum, many laughs ensued lol.

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Tried it on my GF and some others:

Me: So.....when can I tap that?
Her: Um....

Me: So...when can I tap that?
GF's Friend: Tap what lol
Me: I need a response, I'm a very busy man....There's a waiting list for me
GFF: Sure, how about right now?
Me: Sounds good, dumpster behind the movie theater?
GFF: K, you bring the lube
Me: Damn, pit stop a walgreens it is.
GFF: Alan, are you on drugs?
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Old July 30th, 2009, 11:40 AM   #2
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Old July 30th, 2009, 11:45 AM   #3
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one guy asked his cousin
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so bubba, when can i tap that?
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Old July 30th, 2009, 11:47 AM   #5
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one guy asked his cousin
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Old July 30th, 2009, 11:54 AM   #6
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so bubba, when can i tap that?
lol are you serious? OMG I just met you, are you drunk? This isn't really rob. Your drunk.
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who's rob?? I fuond this SN and password on a piece of paper.
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somebody posted a screenshot of a site called omegle so i went there and tried it.

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Old July 30th, 2009, 12:53 PM   #10
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these people are no fun.

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Old July 30th, 2009, 12:54 PM   #11
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Old July 30th, 2009, 01:03 PM   #12
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holy shit i'm having fun with this omegle site.

You: hello
Stranger: hii
You: so when can i tap that?
Stranger: ? sorry again:$
You: you know, bowchickawowow
Stranger: aahh yeaah xD
Stranger: Are you a B/G
Stranger: How old r u?
Stranger: whatyour name
Stranger: thats the first things I need to know xd
Stranger: brb
You: i'm obviously a male, i'm 14, and my name is Pete Zahutt.
You: sorry, typo. meant to say 54*
Stranger: ooww yeaha xd
Stranger: im 17 xD
You: well that brings us back to the original question. when can i tap that?
Stranger: when you want to?
You: all day everyday
Stranger: wait brb
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Old July 30th, 2009, 01:06 PM   #13
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You: hayyyy!
Stranger: hey there
You: so when can i tap that?
Stranger: no idea
You: ar you free later tonight?
Stranger: yes of course. but i hope you got enough money
You: damn gurllll!!11one
You: i'm a G balla stunna homeslice
Stranger: yea
You: i be rollin in doe
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fuck it, i'm making a new thread lol
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Copied these from another forum I posted on.

wow this turned out to be interseting

Me; when you gonna let me tap that?
Current not exactly gf: HA! you and sex!


Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Random fb chick: haha when i dont have a bf lol
Me: ah i c, well us doin the deed would get rid of him


Greg: when you gonna let me tap that?
Christine: my gosh you talked me into it
my dream come true some random dude being rude and disrespectful to me
how have i made it this long without you
Greg: oh sweet
I thoguht id have to work at it alot more
Christine:good guess
still tryin gto be funny?
or are you over it.
Greg: i was serious...
Christine: really?
Christine: has this worked for you before?
Greg:yeah it has
you havent said no yet either
Christine: well i'm gonna have to pass
its just not really my cup of tea
Greg: damn i spoke too soon
Christine: thanks for thinking of me thugh
Greg: you havent been me wm yet so how can you say im not your cup?
Christine: hm should i really spend the time entertaining your pompous ass attitude
and explaining this very simple thought process to you
Greg: damn it was a joke just wanted to see your reaction, you dont have to be mean
Christine: mean?
Greg: yeah to me
Christine: you not only insulted my body but also my mind.
we dont know each other.
yet you feel like you can make a rude comment.
i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings. but i guess the disappointment runs both ways.


Greg:when you gonna let me tap that?
Jessica: excuse me?
Greg: when can i tap you?
...ignored


Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Brit: excuse me?
..she signed off



Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Ashley: o_o
Greg:that a yes?
Ashley: Hi?
o_x
Greg: hi
Ashley: Hi.
Greg: you havent answered my question
Ashley: I'm taken
Lol

Greg: when you gonna let me tap that?
Kelly: haha when i dont have a bf lol
Greg: ah i c, well us doin the deed would get rid of him
Kelly: hahaha yea but i kinda like him lol
Greg: but maybe youll like me better

Greg: when you gonna let me tap that
Caitlyn: lol
Greg: seriously?
Caitlyn: so how have you been?
Greg: good you
Caitlyn: pretty good
Greg: cool
so your thinking bout it?
Caitlyn: lol idk i have a bf
Greg: if wont tell if you wont
Caitlyn: lol i couldnt i'd feel guilty
Greg: aww too bad it would be fun
your look pretty good fyi
Caitlyn: thanks
your not looking too bad yourself
Greg: thank you
see you feeling it
Caitlyn: lol
Greg: just the tip??
Caitlyn: the tip of what??
Greg: you never played jsut the tip
O:-)
Caitlyn: no i've never played just the tip
Greg: we should play sometime
Caitlyn: lol


Greg: when you gonna let me hit that?
Jenna: Wat?!?!
Greg:when you gonna give me some?
Jenna: never
just like always
who is this?
cuz its obviously not greg
cuz he and i dont speak really anymore
Greg:its me
Jenna:um then why in the hell would you ever think that i would hook up with you?
we never have
do not speak
and never see each other
that doesn't make sense
Greg: haha it was a joke to see your reaction, i must say your quite entertaining
Jenna: thats gross
get a hobby
Greg: haha
im bored at work
Jenna: well find something else to do

Think I pissed her off

Score!!

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what ever happened to us?
Me: I dunno, maybe it has somethin to do with you not answering questions
Her: ok babe. i could use a good fuck when?
Me: oh really, I didnt expect that haha. Id say tonight but thats pretty last minute, so how bout I come over to your place tuesday?.
Her: i am working tonight anyway but tues sounds good unless i have to work. i just started bartending and let me just tell you that is were the money is! ever try it? ok so tues unless i have to work i get my schedule tonight
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err
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btw those one's above are pretty good.
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Stranger: yes?
You: hi
Stranger: hii.
You: m or f
Stranger: f.
Stranger: you?
You: sweet
You: m
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: can i get with you?
You: lol where you live
Stranger: haaha.
Stranger: southcali.
Stranger: you?
You: va
You: but if you drive all the way here ill lay it long and hard
Stranger: ahhaha. how old are you?
You: 20
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