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January 21st, 2011, 09:14 AM
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One gear, GO!
2000 Mustang GT
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Scottsboro, AL
Posts: 5,664
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 2000 Mustang GT-It's a miracle, it runs!!!
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February 7th, 2011, 11:00 PM
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Ice Cream Truck Driver
85 CARB GT / 91 FI LX
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: COLUMBUS OH
Posts: 5,527
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: asl You: 21 f You: u? Stranger: 18 m You: guezz wha Stranger: what? lol You: u have a lil penis You: lol Stranger: haha no i dont You: and u cant prove me wrong You: i win Stranger: haha not fair You: thats what ur mom said when she got pregnant with u Stranger: haha youra bitch You: and U MAD Stranger: haha not really You: at least i dont go to omegle on text chat and ask ASL hoping to find a girl to show me sumthin Stranger: who does that You: you did u fuckin pussy Stranger: no You: then y u ask me ASL You: what does it matter You: it doesnt Stranger: cuz i wanted to know what i could and could not say You: exactly You: ur gay You: u have no life Stranger: no u You: and ur gunna get rapped by a BWAL Stranger: your on here too Stranger: cant wait Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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February 7th, 2011, 11:08 PM
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Ice Cream Truck Driver
85 CARB GT / 91 FI LX
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: COLUMBUS OH
Posts: 5,527
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Horny? You: SPANK MY ASS Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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February 8th, 2011, 12:06 AM
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Banned
2002 Auto V6
Several Seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: NY
Posts: 1,096
 iTrader: 0 reviews
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my omegle's
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Ello You: hekko Stranger: what's up? You: nothing just playing with the internet Stranger: That's always fun. I'm just lying in bed, bored You: im on a couch You: this is getting nowhere asl Stranger: 18m, US. You? You: 17 f u.s. Stranger: cool, cool. You: sooooooooooo, You: no what happens You: *now Stranger: Hmmm, I dunno. Anything in mind? lol You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: Cute. Stranger: I'm a /b/tard, not even phased. You: what do you mean your a bastard Stranger: no, no Stranger: /b/ You: a dick with two lines around Stranger: Honey you have no idea about the Internet, you shouldn't be playing in it You: why no homeboy Stranger: see ya... 
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[U]Specs[/U] 351W EFI with 2 cylinder delete [U]Mods[/U] Catted dual exhaust with Flowmaster 40's H-piped $60 XM with no subscription Savings Account Mod $00000.00 [U]Future Mods[/U] None [COLOR="Red"]Put This Immature Crap Back In Your Sig, And You'll Be Taking A Vacation. Love, TheUNZippee!T[/COLOR] |
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February 8th, 2011, 12:28 AM
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Admanistrator
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 11,454
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People still do omegle?
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February 8th, 2011, 12:37 AM
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Banned
2002 Auto V6
Several Seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: NY
Posts: 1,096
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: helo Stranger: Boy You: no girls Stranger: Na I'm a boy lol Stranger: Yoooo You: ok its me and two of my friends we're college juniors Stranger: Word respect that were u at You: yeah were bored since its snowing and we want to have fun Stranger: Yea over here to were y'all from You: wers that Stranger: U tell me ask u first lol You: south carolina Stranger: Dam conn Stranger: Connecticut You: sucks i thought we could meet up or something tommorow Stranger: I know right an my an my cuz wanted to chill Stranger: Me You: ok i get it you want to go on the webcam Stranger: Wut up wut u got Stranger: Y'all cute a lest You: I have three sets of tits Stranger: WTF thatz sum weir shit You: 3 sets between us three people Stranger: So stop stuttin an let me see them I ain't picky Stranger: Shitt fuk this look like You: wut Stranger: U herd me You: what exactly Stranger: Wut up wit that webcam Stranger: Girl girls w.e You: you arent good at communicating Stranger: Fuk talkin get to the point u wana talk or walk can't do both Stranger: I'm a g I don't play that You: walk where You: sorry I dont know you have you got a paypal Stranger: Fuk this look like u can't hustle a hustler You: I want to charge you for internet sex which is a huge industry are you saying porn is a hustle Stranger: I outa dick slap wit my eight inch dick yea it is that shit like a drug pol can't live out that shit Stranger: Ppl You: ok but it will cost you... You: why did you state your dick size You: ? You: do you do drugs? Stranger: It don't cost me shit u cant get dollar outta me cause I gotta expecifid so every time u think about this I'll remmenber You: what? You: you have 30 seconds to make up your mind You: 30 You: 29 You: 28 You: 27 Stranger: Ull remember u deep ass fuk wat I look like ups You: 26 You: whats that yu want some Stranger: Suck my dick You: ok but you need to get over here first Stranger: That rican shit bet ur pussy nice an jucy u prob wet right now You: you really think your some gangsta nigga dont you? Stranger: I don't think I know get ur shit right You: if you were you wouldnt be here you be fuking a moca pusy right now Stranger: I'm a nigga wit attitude nwa ain't got shit on me You: do you have +30" inch vert because if you dont you aint no nigga Stranger: Na I'm ruff I pull hair an spit on ur back so u think itz cum then I'll jizz all up on face You: you ballin Stranger: Ur You: what? Stranger: Dam fukin right I'm shoot callin You: who are you calling? Stranger: Dam u dont know nuttin I'm too good 4 u You: obviuosly your not if you dont have the skills to go with the bills. Stranger: Ull problay cum just watching my abs You: where? You: you have got nothing i dont want your abs my tits are feeling perky though Stranger: An im nice dark rican skin I'll You: how much do you make a year 15k? Stranger: So go finger urself if u like self tha much don't worry bout it I make enough to live Stranger: U digg em You: yeehaw mah bitch you got new warts Stranger: U wont know wut to do wit me I'll tear u an ur girl up call that a minaj Stranger: Go put a dick an ur ear an fuk wut u herd You: ok You: i will but your dick isnt gettin anywhere near a woman Stranger: Yea keep thinking that wut ever helps u sleep You: OTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of sex. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 1 minute will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: Haaa u got fuk
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[U]Specs[/U] 351W EFI with 2 cylinder delete [U]Mods[/U] Catted dual exhaust with Flowmaster 40's H-piped $60 XM with no subscription Savings Account Mod $00000.00 [U]Future Mods[/U] None [COLOR="Red"]Put This Immature Crap Back In Your Sig, And You'll Be Taking A Vacation. Love, TheUNZippee!T[/COLOR] |
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February 8th, 2011, 12:42 AM
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Ice Cream Truck Driver
85 CARB GT / 91 FI LX
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: COLUMBUS OH
Posts: 5,527
iTrader: 0 reviews
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i just got my laptop back, i just felt like i gotta do a lil bit of everything
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March 3rd, 2011, 10:19 PM
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Ice Cream Truck Driver
85 CARB GT / 91 FI LX
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: COLUMBUS OH
Posts: 5,527
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: m/f
You: by asking that u are obviously a male looking for a female Stranger: ya so You: there ARE NO FUCKING GIRLS ON THE INTERNET> GTFO THE INTERNET< You: gtfo You: NOW You: go You: bye You: fuckin tard You: get You: the You: fuck You: out Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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March 6th, 2011, 08:28 PM
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Banned
2002 Auto V6
Several Seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: NY
Posts: 1,096
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi, what are you doing here? You: i cant get a boner Stranger: i cant help you You: sucks because i wasnt asking for it Stranger: i dont understand You: nothing to understand what are you doing here? Stranger: pass time, but you didnt answered You: i did i cant get my dick up so my girl kicked me out Stranger: thats not a reason to be here You: i have nowehere else to go but this library You: and books suck Stranger: library? Stranger: ah ok You: so do you know why there are so many people jacking off to faces on omegle video Stranger: they are horny and alone You: that must suck for them, too bad im just alone Stranger: how old are you? You: 26 You: im not lonely i have a gf just most of the time im alone Stranger: ah ok You: i have no friends Stranger: don't you want to solve the erection problem? You: no Stranger: why? You: my sugarmommy will probbaly justy take me to a doctor Stranger: what is sugarmmommy? You: my 54 year old rich milf who supports me Stranger: do you want an alternative method ? You: for what/ Stranger: for solve problem You: no its mroe like shes ugly and I need to watch porn before I can give her what she wants and she doesnt like that Stranger: your girlfriend is the sugarmommy? You: yeah what did you think Stranger: i dont know, i wasnt understanding You: im not married to her, im just mooching off her so i dont have to work and then when she dies in 15- 20 years ill take her house and money and start a real life Stranger: i understand You: its not as easy as you think it is Stranger: i dont know if it is easy You: you should try, it can be very good for your bank account You: and i dont need to have a job and I buy whatever i want within reason Stranger: i wouldnt do You: why not? Stranger: i dont like You: what if you could join me You: she has millions and some real estate Stranger: i cant because it is only money You: SO? Stranger: every person is different, you like to do, and i dont You: she also boght me a 2003 corvette Stranger: what is it You: google it Stranger: a car You: so do we have a deal? You: this way we can share the job and money Stranger: ? Stranger: i dont know what are you telling me You: you can come and help me take care of her and then we can share the money Stranger: what is "take care of her"? You: sexually Stranger: why don't she pay a rent boy? You: because its cheaper You: and im good You: usually Stranger: anyway im not interested You: ok You: not my problem
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[U]Specs[/U] 351W EFI with 2 cylinder delete [U]Mods[/U] Catted dual exhaust with Flowmaster 40's H-piped $60 XM with no subscription Savings Account Mod $00000.00 [U]Future Mods[/U] None [COLOR="Red"]Put This Immature Crap Back In Your Sig, And You'll Be Taking A Vacation. Love, TheUNZippee!T[/COLOR] |
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March 6th, 2011, 11:42 PM
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Jailbait till 2013
2001 V6 / 94 Z28-gone
0-60 in -10.3
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska Land of the Corn.
Posts: 6,860
iTrader: 3 reviews
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You: Me love you long time
Stranger: How long? You: Long time Stranger: How? You: Up the butt. You: Or is that out of the question? Stranger: I like it *Disconnected*
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1995 Human - Needs BJ 
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April 19th, 2011, 01:01 AM
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So Smart I'm Rotardary!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Houma, Louisiana
Posts: 4,660
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: is someone getting the best the best the best of you? Stranger: yeah Stranger: how do you know? You: Dave Grohl told me so Stranger: thats very kind of him Stranger: How about you? You: he's a good man You: no. no one is getting the best of me Stranger: dont worry, someone will You: my ex did You: ran off with all my money You: whore You: dirty dirty whore Stranger: what? Stranger: you are male or les? You: male You: i was fucking a chick Stranger: oh, you WAS fucking a chick Stranger: what are you doing now? You: and she was a whore You: a dirty dirty whore You: talking to you and listening to the foo fighters Stranger: where did you meet her? Stranger: ............. Stranger: How old are you? You: sigh You: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh You: why did she have to leave me? You: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Stranger: did you give her money? You: and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yooooOooOOOOOOOuuUuUUUUUuu You: such a whore You: a dirty dirty whore Stranger: yeah, maybe You: ugh Stranger: but do you know her? You: give me some rope im coming lossssseeeee You: im hanging on youuuuuu You: give me some rope im comin looooosssseeee You: im pullin for youuuuuu You: give some rope im comin out of my head You: into the the clear when you Stranger: ah, you are a whore ah!!!! You: im not a whore You: she's a dirty whore! You: a dirty dirty whore You: CHOKE!!!!!!!!!! You: on a kiss Stranger: if she is ,then what are you? You: thought id save my breath for youuuuuuu You: you are taking her side? You: fuck you buddy You: with a dildo You: a big pink dildo that i found in the police station! You: up down You: up down You: left right You: left righ You: a b You: ab You: select start You: 40 lives You: suck it Stranger: lol Stranger: if you can ,then fuck me You: uh You: gay dude You: yuck Stranger: i am female Stranger: not a male You: i doubt that Stranger: besides i am not a les You: yay! Stranger: there is no doubt of that You: les are evil Stranger: i am a female You: espically the man ones You: that are pissed cause i have a dick Stranger: i only have feeelings with male You: so they give me shit when i want to buy something at best buy Stranger: ok , what are you doing now? masturbating? You: no You: can i ask you a question Stranger: sure You: are you from kazakhstan? Stranger: no, why? You: dang Stranger: why that country? You: cause that country is primarily made up of asian and russian people Stranger: oh, you from that country You: could you imagine an asian/russian hybrid chick? You: omg You: she would be so hot You: no You: im not Stranger: you are hitting on some asian/russian chick? You: if i was living there i would be dating a shit ton of russaian women You: i wish! You: i got the yellow and red fever so bad You: its almost comical Stranger: ah Stranger: have you ever told this to your girlfriend? You: about the asian thing? Stranger: lol You: and shes an ex You: and yes she was aware. she is half japanese You: that dirty whore You: such a dirty dirty whore Stranger: half japanes, whats the other half? You: her dad was a white dude Stranger: lol You: her best friend is hot You: but has an std You: so yea You: no go on that Stranger: now you are hitting on your ex best friend? You: haha no You: she has an std You: pay attention You: whats the point in hitting on that? You: i dont want to bleed blood and vinigar Stranger: lol Stranger: but i want you bleed blood You: why? Stranger: its so exciting You: do you dislike me that much? Stranger: no, i like you very much You: so the sight of blood excites you? are you emo? Stranger: i am excited when i smell the blodd Stranger: i dont know, i just like You: do you cut your wrist with one of those protractor things like that girl did in an episode of degrassi? Stranger: im sorry, i hope i ddidnt scare you You: haha nope You: takes a lot to scare me Stranger: lol, i would never do this stupid thing Stranger: i like myself very much, how could i cut myself You: now maybe if i woke up hog tied, naked and you are standing behind me with a strap on that looks like a flag pole, yea that would scare me You: you probably have nice skin also. no use damaging it Stranger: what do you look like? You: now your liver is a different story. i bet your liver would go great with some fava beans and a nice chianti You: f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f Stranger: okay Stranger: do you have some pics? You: of? You: i have some of my dogs Stranger: of yourself You: a lot of my car Stranger: no, you You: sure i have a pic of me You: do you have a pic of you? Stranger: yeah,i guess You: hmmmm Stranger: you dont believe me? You: oh i believe you Stranger: thank you You: i was just waiting for you to make with the pics You: you are most welcomed Stranger: okay, i have some pic of me, will you send yours to me? You: sure thing Stranger: oh, you are a real male Stranger: lol You: uh yea You: lol You: you thought i was messing with you? Stranger: haha Stranger: you make me think you a little like a f, lol Stranger: sorry for this You: hmmmm You: no You: im all guy You: is that a problem? You: were you really hoping i was a girl? You: if so i can dress in drag and tuck my weenie back You: wtf are you typing? and abridged version of war and peace? You: oh bugger off You: i see what you did there You: not funny You: honestly You: come at me bro!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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May 13th, 2012, 05:30 PM
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EVO LVR
2003 Mustang GT
.3 @ 246927429243
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Southern, IL
Posts: 4,989
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I know this is an old thread but this is fun as hell to do. Just got this one by doing the Spy thing
 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Sex in the shower? Stranger 2: YES Stranger 2: YES Stranger 2: YES Stranger 2: and again YES Stranger 1: Fuck yes! Stranger 2: M or F? Stranger 1: F Stranger 2: That is hot! Stranger 1: o.o Stranger 1: It doesn't work though o: Stranger 2: Does for me! Why not you?? Stranger 1: To small of a shower thingy. >.< Stranger 2: That sucks! Stranger 1: It does! Stranger 2: Guys love shower sex Stranger 1: I know lol. Stranger 1: I Like Any sex o.o Stranger 1: Rough sex. espically. Stranger 2: Anal is awesome! Ever been tied down? Stranger 1: Uh, no. But held down yeah. Stranger 2: Whats hottest is threesomes  Stranger 1: I don't do threesomes. Stranger 2: Why? Stranger 1: Just don Stranger 1: Don't like it* Stranger 2: fair enough Stranger 1: Teasing is FUN. Stranger 2: hahaha thats mean Stranger 1: Not for me ^^ Stranger 1: I'm horribly great at teasing. Stranger 2: hahaha! Stranger 1: Stripteases & Lapdances. Are the way to go!
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