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July 30th, 2009, 09:48 PM
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#241 |
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I.D.G.A.F.
 
2009 John Deere 9670
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States of America
Posts: 11,347
  iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII You: what's up? Stranger: i cant sleep and no one will cyber with me. You: really? You: what's your asl? You: Fucking Perv!!! You have disconnected
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RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. |
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July 30th, 2009, 09:48 PM
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#242 |
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Tech Exchange Head Honcho
2003 SVT Cobra
11.70 @ 121
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Forsyth/Statesboro, GA
Posts: 9,176
iTrader: 3 reviews
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no no bubba
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July 30th, 2009, 09:51 PM
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
Posts: 19,662
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks |
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July 30th, 2009, 09:53 PM
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#244 |
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
Posts: 19,662
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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You: got any nudes?
Stranger: sure do. You: send them. Stranger: hold on. Stranger: how horny are you. You: i'll tell you after i see the pics. Stranger: okay first its just cleavage. You: full body shot. Stranger: no you have to answer the question, first it's cleavage. You: ok. You: deal. Stranger: http://grumpygreenoldman.files.wordp...leavage_11.jpg Stranger: i'm on some sites. You: mmhmm Stranger: is it turning you on. You: i was turned on the first 14 times i saw that pic. Stranger: fine full nude. Stranger: first you send me one. You: ok You: http://i30.tinypic.com/1t0j0z.jpg Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks |
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July 30th, 2009, 09:56 PM
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#245 |
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I.D.G.A.F.
2009 John Deere 9670
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States of America
Posts: 11,347
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: SBS?
Stranger: ? Stranger: what? You: Oh, come on you know what SBS is. Stranger: sorry I don't know You: You knew what it was last night.... Stranger: where are you from You: Although I was a little drunk, and high You: Arkansas Stranger: where? Stranger: which country? You: so you ever been down the chocolate highway in Arkansas? You: USA Stranger: o Stranger: Do you know where I am from You: No You: it's not Arkansas Stranger: guess You: Canada Stranger: I am not a Amercian You: neither are Canadians Stranger: I am from Asia You: IC You: male or female? Stranger: how about you? You: female Stranger: a girl? You: yes You: an american girl Stranger: I am a boy! You: is it true what they say about asian men? Stranger: I am only 16 Stranger: I am a student You: I am 16 too You: so is it true? Stranger: yeah You: All asian men have small penises You: later needle dick! Ya fucking faggot! LMAO!!! You have disconnected.
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RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:02 PM
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#246 |
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I.D.G.A.F.
2009 John Deere 9670
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States of America
Posts: 11,347
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: Bonjour! Hello
Stranger: Salut! Hi You: ca va? How's it going? You: parle vous francais? You speak french? You: tu aimes le cock? Do you like cock? Stranger: un petit peu, oui a little yes Stranger: euh, oui. you, yes You: J'ai un 10" pénis I have a 10" penis Stranger: tu n'es pas vraiment un francais, non? you are really a francais, no? Stranger: Je ne suis pas. I am not Stranger: Ah Ah Stranger: OKAY OKAY You: oui Yes Stranger: c'est cool That's cool You: N'agissez pas comme vous ne sont pas la clope impressionnée. Don't act like you aren't impressed faggot! You have disconnected.
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RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Last edited by futureMACH1racer; July 30th, 2009 at 10:07 PM. |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:06 PM
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#247 |
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
Posts: 19,662
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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this one had me rolling for some reason
Stranger: hello You: i'm a guy Stranger: me 2 Stranger: wanna talk about games
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MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:07 PM
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#248 |
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Hardcore Enthusiast
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Orange, Texas
Posts: 2,285
iTrader: 1 reviews
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July 30th, 2009, 10:09 PM
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I.D.G.A.F.
2009 John Deere 9670
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States of America
Posts: 11,347
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: Hi!!
You: Hi You: do you hear them? Stranger: what? You: the voices Stranger: no Stranger: what the voices? You: the voices, they're telling me......... You: That you're a FAGGOT!!!! You have disconnected.
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RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:15 PM
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
Posts: 19,662
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:18 PM
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
Posts: 19,662
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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Stranger: I am the rake.
You: i'm the hoe Stranger: Thats good. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:26 PM
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I.D.G.A.F.
2009 John Deere 9670
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States of America
Posts: 11,347
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: type muthafucka
Stranger: ?? Muthafucka You: yeah son, muthafucka Stranger:  You: you gots a muthafuckin problem with dat? Stranger: I'm 13 girl USA You: Trill Nigga, representin You: I get out of prison in 10yrs, we should hook up when I get out Stranger: *gasp!!! Backs away* You: come on you nappy ass hoe, get on yo knees and bark like a dog for me! You have disconnected.
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RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:28 PM
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#253 |
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Regular
2004 Mustang GT
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Albany, KY
Posts: 310
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: hi
You: hey Stranger: male or female? You: dog You: you? Stranger: oh so you're a freak Stranger: hahaha You: and you? Stranger: male. You: me like England
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July 30th, 2009, 10:29 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2007 Mustang GT
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: BFE
Posts: 2,821
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: how does cum taste like?
You: like your mom Stranger: ok Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected.  thats all I got. Probly gonna end up talkin to one of you fucks on there.
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July 30th, 2009, 10:33 PM
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#255 |
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I.D.G.A.F.
2009 John Deere 9670
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States of America
Posts: 11,347
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: Type
Stranger: hi You: Yo You: let me ask you a question Stranger: Yo Stranger: sure Stranger: ask what u want You: Barbara Walters, Oprah, and your wife. You have to fuck one, marry one, and kill one. You: How much money do you make a year before taxes? Stranger: r u an income tax officer Stranger: why should i say these things You: I cannot say yay or nay to this You: I am getting out of prison for embezzlement in 2 yrs wanna go into business? Stranger: ok Stranger: come to me i will lend you some money You: Yeah, hook a nigga up You: yous alright You: You wanna send me like 50 bones, so I can get some squares? Stranger: ok wait a minute Stranger: ive me your account no You: Fuck Off Nigga! Stranger: i will transfer it thriugh my credit card You: Nigga I don't know you! Stranger: Fuck Off Nigga! Stranger: but i knoe u well You: Nigga I'm one of them pipe bangin niggas Stranger: i am very interested upon u You: I'm a trill nigga You: Fuck off cream of wheat muthafucka! You have disconnected.
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RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:35 PM
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#256 |
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Regular
2004 Mustang GT
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Albany, KY
Posts: 310
iTrader: 0 reviews
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lol thats what i was thinking?
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DD-2002 Tacoma 4x4 2004 Mustang GT- sold "will be missed" |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:36 PM
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#257 |
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Top Down, Crunked Up
2005 Mustang GT
Fast Enough for this old broad
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Posts: 8,532
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You guys are ALL going to hell I haven't laughed this hard in SOOOOOO long
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July 30th, 2009, 10:38 PM
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#258 |
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I.D.G.A.F.
2009 John Deere 9670
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States of America
Posts: 11,347
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: a wild abra appears!
You: сосите мой жирный петух You: fuck off You: pokemon is gay You: it was cool like 10yrs ago Stranger: i laugh at you Stranger: someones cranky there not in on the jokkeee You: I have a sex life, so I laugh at you You have disconnected.
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RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:41 PM
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#259 |
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Hardcore Enthusiast
97 Cobra
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Royal Oak Michigan
Posts: 1,056
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: Yo there brother
Stranger: whats up You: Boners and gas prices Stranger: to bad bout them gas prices You: but the boners are Fiiiine You: righto Stranger: damn straight son You: so what do you think about the next coming You: he..... is coming right? Stranger: yeah You: matter of when not why or how You: for Stranger has typed Stranger: hes gonna roll up in a 2012 royles royce You: so when can i tap that? Stranger: whenever you want You: We can go chill in my V6 Cobra You: For I go by the name of Chris Torres You: Cuz, my V6 has a turbo, and I brag a lot about it being faster than a Cobra You: totally man.... for I AM the man Stranger: Oh yeah You: OH SHIT THE COPS ARE HERE Stranger: where man? Stranger: outside? You: HERE! You: YES You: O shit Stranger: aww fuck Stranger: hide bro You: umm yeah i gotta go Stranger: good luck You: gotta go gotta go gotta right now.... gotta go gotta go gotta GO!
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Converted to the Dark Side. 06 Apex Silver Evolution IX GSR - Turboback Exhaust, Tune - Wideband O2, Trustz backlight gauges, Apexi turbo timer - Stock wing, but soon to be wingless. - Guessing 280-310 at the wheels. 02 Red Escape V6 4x4 |
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July 30th, 2009, 10:41 PM
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#260 |
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Resident DJ
'01 Cobra Vert.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Mechanicsburg, PA
Posts: 28,701
iTrader: 12 reviews
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You can play to Mama
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