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July 30th, 2009, 03:04 PM
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Mod of the Year '11
 2021 Mustang V12
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: ATL cuzzzzz
Posts: 19,166
Blog Entries: 2
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dr. gonzo is cracking me up
 You: hey Stranger: a wild abra appears Stranger: hi You: go lapras! Stranger: asl lol You: you dumb motherfucker! the site says not to ask that! Stranger: so what You: i'm calling the fucking cops Stranger: do ti Stranger: it* You: don't taunt me Stranger: fuckin DO EEET You: i will END YOU Stranger: I WILL USE MY BILLY MAYS KEY TOO! You: you did NOT just say that. Stranger: I JUST DID You: go go gadget mighty putty! Stranger: go go gadget dildo! You: go go gadget dildo blocker! Stranger: cock block! Stranger: NOOOOOOO Stranger: A wild Abra appears You: go dragonaire! Stranger: abra casts teleport You: come back dragonaire! go electrode! You: electrode uses self destruct You: critical hit! Stranger: abra casts fuck electrode in the ass You: that's not possible! You: fucking cheater Stranger: it just happened You: gameshark user Stranger: were no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do i. a full commitments what im thinkin of, you wouldnt get this from any other guy Stranger: i just wna tell you how im feeling Stranger: gotta make you understand You: never wanna give you up Stranger: THE GAME FAGGOT! You: oh yeah Stranger: you ruse You: you're obviously asian Stranger: NO YOU You: hay girl Stranger: Stranger: go go gadget dildo! = win' You: you can't just win like that without giving me a chance to fight back You: it's not fair Stranger: u wna make love to me Stranger: right here Stranger: right now Stranger: on the floor You: seriously? i'm DTF You: let's cyber You: oh baby oh baby Stranger: want my AIM? You: nah, that's too much of a committment Stranger: DavidMudkipz9001 Stranger: idk how it was available but it was You: are you gay? Stranger: nope Stranger: but i like mudkipz alot You: i'm queer as a football bat You: what the fuck is a mudkipz Stranger: lmfao Stranger: layter sailor You: what the fuck is a layter sailor Stranger: a sentence Stranger: it means by cutie Stranger: in gay guy speak You: oh, like see ya later alligator? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:07 PM
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I Post Entirely Gay Too Much
1988 GT VERT (Sold :(
'Cause she's got a... GRRRREAT ASS!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: KC MO
Posts: 10,954
Blog Entries: 1
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Stranger: hi
You: Do you have robot insurance? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:07 PM
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,148
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: that guy disconnected on me
Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat. You: thats hawt Stranger: hahahaaaaa Stranger: ORLY? You: sure |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:09 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,897
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Stranger: f/m?
You: I drive a powerwheel to work. What about you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:10 PM
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Mod of the Year '11
2021 Mustang V12
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: ATL cuzzzzz
Posts: 19,166
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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You: hey
Stranger: hello Stranger: where u from ? Stranger: ? You: do you feel like having a deep conversation with me about the food network and their overuse of feta cheese? You: i'm from oregon Stranger: umm yea hi, but i don't wanna talk about that topics You: well i totally think the food network uses too much feta cheese in most of their shows. Stranger: so what? Stranger: why do you want to talk about this topics with someone? You: we can stop this You: they don't have the right to tell us what kind of cheese we can and can't use Stranger: you are werid Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:11 PM
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2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,897
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You: Where in your house are you right now?
Stranger: in a bedroom waitin for u You: Well you should be in the kitchen making me a God damned SAMMICH You: Get to it!
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July 30th, 2009, 03:12 PM
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Mod of the Year '11
2021 Mustang V12
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: ATL cuzzzzz
Posts: 19,166
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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You: so i went to this concert last night right
You: and this girl SO wanted me Stranger: and? You: and i SO wanted her You: we SO wanted each other Stranger: what happenend then? Stranger: she left with her boyfriend? You: we just stood there wanting each other. that's all. Stranger: and you went home alone? You: yeah, pretty much. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:14 PM
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Shake Me Like A Monkey
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 3,009
iTrader: 1 reviews
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i took out all of the boring crap..
You: so.. when can i tap that? Stranger: hello again You: when did we talk? Stranger: yesterday. You: nope Stranger: i believe. Stranger: no? You: first time i've been on You: are you gonna kill me? Stranger: im sorry? You: you are, arent you? Stranger: no? You: don't apologize You: just do it quick Stranger: i pull out a gun and shoot you. You: sounds good Stranger: but you live. Stranger: can i tell you something? You: sure Stranger: dont say, "when can I tap that?" on omegle. its weird [= |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:20 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,897
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Stranger: hey asl
You: I'm from Uranus. Where are you from? Stranger: pluto You: Wait, is Pluto still a planet? You: I thought they axed that place Stranger: saturn You: Saturns suck. POS cars You: They got axed too Stranger: ohhh Stranger: snappp You: I can snap with my toes. Or a lobster claw Stranger: ewwwwe You: I love the smell of sea creatures in the morning Stranger: wow thats horridble You: Smells like a fresh ripe vagina. Stranger: hahhaa Stranger: how old are you You: 108 You: I'm on my deathbed at the moment Stranger: so close to mine You: This was my dying wish You: To chat with random people Stranger: haha me 2 You: No way! You: We're death buddies! You: When are you due to die? Stranger: sweet Stranger: in a couple of hours You: Doc says I got 6 minutes left You: Aw lucky! You: Shit I'm allready on my way out the door Stranger: oh sad Stranger: dang You: Guess I lived a good life though. I've raped my fair share of little boys You: Good times. Stranger: sweet You: Hmm. The doc is taking my blood pressure right now... Says something about al.dklllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ll Stranger: you seem very swell You have disconnected.
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MM Cobra Club #42 417 HP & 413 TQ (Old #s) 422 HP & 453 TQ (New #s) 492 HP & 502 TQ (with Posi and 2lb lower)
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July 30th, 2009, 03:23 PM
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Mod of the Year '11
2021 Mustang V12
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: ATL cuzzzzz
Posts: 19,166
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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lol reloaded
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July 30th, 2009, 03:24 PM
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2009 ROTY
2003 SVT Cobra
11.07@127
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: North Phoenix,AZ
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this is hilarious! i tried one, and got that damn pokemon guy... lame!
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July 30th, 2009, 03:25 PM
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2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,897
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Hah! :d
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July 30th, 2009, 03:27 PM
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Mod of the Year '11
2021 Mustang V12
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: ATL cuzzzzz
Posts: 19,166
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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oh man, i improvised the hell out of this one and i still can't stop laughing:
You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: f/m? You: THANK GOD You: listen You: i'm having some problems You: i'm going through a crazy depression You: i have this gun in my hand and i just need somebody to talk me out of this You: i just can't deal with this anymore Stranger: ok.. Stranger: come down... You: my mascara is running down my face You: my boyfriend dumped me Stranger: what happened to you? You: said my penis was too small Stranger: ;D o m g.. You: i'm so self concious You: i know You: it's terrible Stranger: no.. You: i can't take this You: please do something You: tell me my penis is big You: PLEASE Stranger: ok ok ;D Stranger: you are kidding me? You: i fucking knew somebody would take this as a joke You: FUCK THE INTERNET You have disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:28 PM
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Mod of the Year '11
2021 Mustang V12
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: ATL cuzzzzz
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i can't stop giggling like a schoolgirl. i am literally crying
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July 30th, 2009, 03:30 PM
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,148
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Stranger: hi
You: <---guy You: get that out of the way Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:32 PM
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Shake Me Like A Monkey
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 3,009
iTrader: 1 reviews
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from? You: hi You: nc You: you Stranger: nc? You: north carolina Stranger: nyc? Stranger: aha!  Stranger: TR You: tr? Stranger: Turkey You: ahh Stranger: f/m? You: m You: you? Stranger: m Stranger: You: do you like girls? Stranger: nope Stranger: im bisexual |
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