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July 30th, 2009, 02:55 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
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You: hi
Stranger: A wild Abra apears! Stranger: Abra uses teleport! You: pussy You: go charazard
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July 30th, 2009, 02:57 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,899
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Stranger: Well Hello!
You: Well hi there partner! You: Howdy doody! Stranger: O_O Stranger: im good You: WTF is that. It's scary You: Good at what Stranger: hahahahahaa Stranger: umm. You: I'm good too. At lots of things You: I can jerk 4 guys off at once Stranger: wow Stranger: really? You: Hell yes Stranger: your talented You: Damn right it is You: It's taken many years of practice Stranger: haha i imagine You: I use the "fourth hole" Stranger: you should win a grammy or something You: Most people don't know about the "fourth hole" Stranger: what your eye socket? You: I think grammys are for music. This is far better than music You: No no. It's right behind the knee cap You: But you have to know about it to use it You: Or else it won't work Stranger: hmm Stranger: well im a guy Stranger: so i wont be jerking off guys You: Find 3 more and we're good to go Stranger: why would i jerk off guys Stranger: lol You: It pays well. You: How much money do you have right now? Stranger: well since i actually started saving up 2 weeks ago Stranger: 643 You: I can triple it for you. Stranger: nah its ok Stranger: i dont want to throw my dignity away Stranger: just for cash You: Pyramid schemes don't work if others aren't willing!
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July 30th, 2009, 02:59 PM
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#63 |
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,149
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: <---guy
Stranger: 16 f uk Stranger: asl? You: i been to london Stranger: kl You: tried to order a cheeseburger at mcdonalds Stranger: tried? Stranger: what happened? You: idk......im not familiar with yalls currency You: she called it a royale with cheese You: im like umm ok You: can i get a cheeseburger Stranger: umm Stranger: you sure you werent in burger king? Stranger: idk Stranger: where you from? You: burger king have 1/4 pounder with cheese? You: the us Stranger: idk Stranger: dont go often You: no they have the whopper Stranger: but i think so Stranger: well they have royal Stranger: cheese burger Stranger: should have worked in mc donalds lol |
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July 30th, 2009, 02:59 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: hi
Stranger: hi You: m or f Stranger: m Stranger: you? You: m im the master of muff diving Stranger: come on dude Stranger: we both know you're a virgin You: know i did your mom last night ... and your dad You: ... both ways Stranger: its sad that you have to hide behind your stupid jokes You: i know isnt it Stranger: having said that i go to 4chan regularly Stranger: so wtf do i know You: but i could save you hundreds on car insurance
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July 30th, 2009, 02:59 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,899
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Stranger: what are pyramid schemes?
You: One guy on top, two below him and a few more below him. Looks like a pyramid Stranger: wow, so why you telling me this, are you trying to get me horny in a odd way? You: Depends.... Is it working? Stranger: AHAHAHAHA...is it working? HAHAHAHAHA that was awesome You: That's not an answer to my question! Stranger: no im not getting horny off gay sex You: Well that's gay. You: Wait. No it's not Stranger: haha ya. You: Hmm. Guess it's time to move on to the next sailor
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MM Cobra Club #42 417 HP & 413 TQ (Old #s) 422 HP & 453 TQ (New #s) 492 HP & 502 TQ (with Posi and 2lb lower)
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July 30th, 2009, 03:01 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: dude here
Stranger: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK You: agreed You: fag
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July 30th, 2009, 03:01 PM
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Banned
1992 Lx
11.39@119.24
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Az
Posts: 11,644
 iTrader: 0 reviews
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goddam my next ones long
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July 30th, 2009, 03:01 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: dude here
Stranger: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK You: agreed You: fag Stranger: FUCKFUCKFUCK U You: fuck fuck fuck You: you You: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR CAPSE ON COCK FAG
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July 30th, 2009, 03:04 PM
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Banned
1992 Lx
11.39@119.24
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Az
Posts: 11,644
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: Hi
You: This is t-pain Stranger: Cool. they call me C-Murder on the yard You: guess where im wearing my top hat Stranger: On your head? You: no... it has a hole in it though  Stranger: lol Stranger: So t-pain You: you have a fucking question? Stranger: yes i do You: ASK IT Stranger: why do they cal you t-pain> You: cuz if you sit on my hat it will hurt Stranger: hmm... You: mmmmmhmmmmm Stranger: So you are on here to hurt people? You: only ones who like it........... with a top hat Stranger: i see You: do you see bitch? Stranger: oh i see Stranger: i see your mother You: spell icup out loud Stranger: thats gay You: wana cyber? Stranger: no You: baby......... Stranger: i am here to troll You: troll with a top hat on, it gets bitches Stranger: i prefer a green mask You: as in the mask? the movie? Stranger: na You: you like black guys? Stranger: nope You: what kind of guys do you like? Stranger: i work with a few that are al right You: weiny ones? Stranger: never really thought about it You: gimme your email and you will be Stranger: lol Stranger: fag You: youre the one gettin all hard n shit Stranger: i stay hard You: all day err day? Stranger: pretty much You: so whats your mom look like? Stranger: my mom likes that You: pics? Stranger: sure Stranger: but she will have to come over and talk to you for a bit before i can link them You: i can link my cane into your face, im on a boat motherfucker dont you every forget Stranger: she is blowing the guy down the ha;l for a hit right now You: im on a boat and, its going fast and, i got a nautical theme pass me the afgan Stranger: thats what she said You: im the king of the world Stranger: kol Stranger: kool You: kkk? Stranger: nope Stranger: im black You: im blacker bitch Stranger: im a black mexican white jew You: see this? NOT WELCOME Stranger: with just a taste of italian You: you taste like italian? Stranger: thats where my big cock comes from You: you big cock comes from your bf Stranger: i known around these parts as the italian stallion You: you like it in or around your mouth You: thats rocky you fucking idiot, for his boxing ability not dick size Stranger: nope Stranger: i fuck rocky up Stranger: hes a punk You: i fuck rocky up? you fail english class? Stranger: actually i did You: thats cool dude the us has a good welfare program Stranger: you damn right You: dont go play dice for your food stamps Stranger: mom gets the stamps Stranger: i sell stolen radios and such You: your mom gets teh aids Stranger: i kick in doors to feed my babies You: that wasis Stranger: so tell me this nigger You: was that a question mr failed english class? Stranger: what time is the besst time to troll here Stranger: i hit it the other morning around 6 am and it was pretty good You: A. I dont know where youre at, theres a ton of time zones B. You like weiny weiners Stranger: there were lots of people taking this place serious You: I take this shit very serious Stranger: lol You: el oh fucking el Stranger: wow Stranger: hey look Stranger: you dont fucking tell me what to do faggot Stranger: i will fuck your shit up Stranger: i run this shit You: Oh noes internet warrior Stranger: your muh bitch You: you run to the grocery store cuz you dont have a car You: I choose you, Vaporeon! Stranger: i like aluminum You: Use ice beam! You: Stanger became frozen! You: vaporeon return, go dragonite! You: Dragonite, hyper beam! Stranger: ... You: stranger fainted! Stranger: stranger just it a fatty Stranger: lit You: Stranger fails at spelling! Stranger: my l button sucks' Stranger: too much q3 You: dont fap infront of your computer fatass Stranger: im not fat. You: youre not exactly skinny Stranger: no but... You: type harder..............
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[QUOTE=93mustank;2577445]We speed tested my right arm for quickness in shifts... So he could design the cam for proper shift recovery.[/QUOTE] |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:06 PM
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#70 |
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MM Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 3,738
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Stranger: A wild Abra appears!
You: oh shit! go lapras! Stranger: Abra uses psybeam! You: lapras, use kick ass! Stranger: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:06 PM
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#71 |
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,149
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: im a guy looking for a male partner
You: looking for hot chick? |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:09 PM
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
 
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
Posts: 19,662
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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Stranger: steph?
You: YES You: finally Stranger: whut? You: it worked Stranger: nice try You: lol thanks Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:10 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: hey
Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: wanna dirty talk me You: m or f Stranger: f You: umm sure Stranger: whatr are you? You: m Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: ok Stranger: how big is your cock You: 2000 inches Stranger: lets roleplay, in a restruant setting. You: ok Stranger: ok You: so you the wairess Stranger: your the waiter and im the fat chick eating all the food You: ok Stranger: mmmlmm You: that works Stranger: sexy You: mam Stranger: yes Stranger: *touches her hair* Stranger: * my* You: your eating all the food you dirty slut Stranger: o im so sorry Stranger: ccan i get the chicken wings with extra blue chesse sauce Stranger: mmmm Stranger: chunky You: do i need to get my truck and attach it from my bumper to you belly button trailer hitch Stranger: umm Stranger: i juust want my wings sir Stranger: will you shove them up my buthole You: ok ill give you a wing Stranger: mmmmmm You: sure You: here you go Stranger: *opens buthole* Stranger: ooooo Stranger: sorry i didnt tell you about my naruto tatoo You: *shoves whole live chicken up your ass* Stranger: mmmmmmm Stranger: omg Stranger: im going to eat that later Stranger: fuck mmeeeeeee now You: ok You: chops off all your arms and legs .....now your fucked*
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July 30th, 2009, 03:11 PM
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Senor Pointy Boots
2003 Mustang V6
Needs Track Time
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: LA, CA
Posts: 3,870
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: hello
Stranger: hey You: i have ants in my pants Stranger: oh? do you now? You: yes, should I use raid? Stranger: lol. sure You: the green bottle or the red one? Stranger: green You: hmm well i went to the doctor You: and he said that they're not ants You: he said they were crabs but i said how are they crabs?!?! You: theres only crabs in the ocean not in my pants You: silly doctor You: they're ants Stranger: LOL You: you ever had ants in your pants? You: the green bottle stings my wee wee Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:13 PM
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Banned
1992 Lx
11.39@119.24
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Az
Posts: 11,644
iTrader: 0 reviews
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 fucking atla
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[QUOTE=93mustank;2577445]We speed tested my right arm for quickness in shifts... So he could design the cam for proper shift recovery.[/QUOTE] |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:13 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,899
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Stranger: hey
You: = DUDE. Stranger: are u equal to dude? Stranger: weird You: That's not an exlamation either You: exactly You: stranger = DUDE! You: Make sense? Stranger: = means the same as You: same as what You: white space? Stranger: ur clearly retarded You: Fuck I'm hungry. Will you go make me a sammich? You: No I'm clearly hungry You: Which is why I said "I'm hungry" Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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MM Cobra Club #42 417 HP & 413 TQ (Old #s) 422 HP & 453 TQ (New #s) 492 HP & 502 TQ (with Posi and 2lb lower)
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July 30th, 2009, 03:15 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,899
iTrader: 2 reviews
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"You: *shoves whole live chicken up your ass*
Stranger: mmmmmmm Stranger: omg Stranger: im going to eat that later Stranger: fuck mmeeeeeee now" OMFG WIN
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MM Cobra Club #42 417 HP & 413 TQ (Old #s) 422 HP & 453 TQ (New #s) 492 HP & 502 TQ (with Posi and 2lb lower)
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July 30th, 2009, 03:17 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,899
iTrader: 2 reviews
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July 30th, 2009, 03:17 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: HI ONLINE PAEDOPHILE
You: there is a party in my pants Stranger: WOW! Can I join? You: how do i get these little people out You: they wont leave Stranger: Go see a ginocologist Stranger: (sp?) You: they are acting like my ding dong is a swing set ahhhhhh Stranger: Wow Stranger: Make the most of it! Stranger: But maybe a well timed 'explosion' would get rid of them
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July 30th, 2009, 03:19 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: ahhhhhh its on fire
Stranger: what's on fire? You: my penis Stranger: cut this You: i just took a piss ahhhhhh Stranger: pedobear
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