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August 2nd, 2009, 09:36 PM
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But it's still not making me lose sleep at night. 
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:36 PM
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
 
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
Posts: 19,662
Blog Entries: 2
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Stranger: Hi
You: where do bad folks go when they die? You: they don't go to heaven where the angels fly You: go to a place of fire and fry You: see them again until the fourth of july You: sup? Stranger: You is crazy? You: maybe a little You: you? Stranger: No You: ok good You: where are you from? Stranger: Brazil , and you? You: usa You: what's your name? Stranger: Luan , and you? You: jack Stranger: F? You: i was planning on naming my daughter luan You: yeah, i'm a female named jack You: my last name is offalottamen Stranger: My inglish is bad , wait i minute , translate ok '-' haha You: ok let me ask you a question. it needs a quick answer though, so just say yes or no as fast as you can without translating You: would you be so gracious as to let me insert my phallus into your sphincter? Stranger: sphincter? You: yes You: just say yes You: SAY YES Stranger: I do not know what's sphincter You: just say yes Stranger: This is an agreement? You: sure You: if you want your sphincter infiltrated Stranger: with whom? You: with me You: or anybody for that matter Stranger: I'm confused You: ok You: just repeat after me You: "i prefer phallus in my sphincter" Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:39 PM
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I Have Many Leather Bound Books
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Give the kid a break. Take it easy.
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:45 PM
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I Have Many Leather Bound Books
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Stranger: Hi
You: what is it now Stranger: Good You: is it Stranger: Yup You: Your proper capitalization is exquisite Stranger: Why thank you. You: I'm here to please You: So tell me something You: What the fuck is an 'omegle'? Stranger: I don't know google i You: Oh sure, mak me do the work Stranger: It Stranger: Sorry I can't open up another window thing cause I am using my ipod You: Ah I see Stranger: Yesi You: I was merely being facetious ayway Stranger: what I don't get bIg words Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:47 PM
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The Razor's Edge
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: roanoke va
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You: hiya
Stranger: hi You: man? Stranger: yep You: mm? You: fap fap fap Stranger: The game You: just the tip?
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:48 PM
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Cigar Assassin
2004 Mustang GT
12.88 @ 112
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Posts: 14,083
iTrader: 10 reviews
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Stranger: What colour are you?
You: depends on what part of my body you are talking about. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:49 PM
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The Hammer
Millenium Falcon
"Lived the Dream, Created the Reality, Basking in my Awesomeness"
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Zip's Bubble
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:50 PM
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MM Fanatic
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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 that's uberly hilarious!
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:51 PM
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Regular
95 gt
Join Date: Jan 2009
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:51 PM
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Cigar Assassin
2004 Mustang GT
12.88 @ 112
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away
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iTrader: 10 reviews
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Stranger: are u high?
You: sure. i live in denver Stranger: ppl smoke weed there ????! You: weed? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:52 PM
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The Razor's Edge
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: roanoke va
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You: penis envy?
Stranger: ew Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:54 PM
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
Posts: 19,662
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MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks |
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:54 PM
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Cigar Assassin
2004 Mustang GT
12.88 @ 112
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Posts: 14,083
iTrader: 10 reviews
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which one of you fockers is talking about child rape with me right now?
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:54 PM
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I Have Many Leather Bound Books
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Stranger: YouTube - TheRubberbandGuy's Channel
Stranger: Look at that funny video lol. You: sounds painful You: See You: I've been around for a while You: so You: I bet it involves rubber bands on a dick Stranger: No it really doesn't. You: damn! Stranger: It does utilize Rubber bands however. You: lol no ashit You: -a You: must be on the nips Stranger: No, how about the face. You: lol You: how would that be sexy You: or fun Stranger: I never said it was sexy or fun. You: damn You: I'm batting 0 this evening Stranger: Oh good job. Stranger: Omegle is a good site for what you want. You: Is it Stranger: No absolutely not. You: That's what I thought You: It seems like a whole lot of silliness mixed in with the odd decent conversation You: owait Stranger: Sure. You: it's like the rest of the internet You: lol Stranger: K bye. You have disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:55 PM
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I Have Many Leather Bound Books
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Stranger: hi
You: does this onvolve rubber bands? You: *involve Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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funny, because i'm 17  atleast for another 18 days
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August 2nd, 2009, 09:58 PM
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The Razor's Edge
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: roanoke va
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Stranger: Whens the last time you hit a baby.
You: i would love some _______________ Stranger: line? Stranger: would i love lines? You: well im a twin...i was hitting that bitch fighting for air getting out of thunder cunt You: fill in the blank you jack ass Stranger: MOLESTATION CHARGES? Stranger: YOU WOULD LOVE SOME MOLESTATION CHARGES/ You: have you met pedobear? Stranger: How crude. You: pedobear -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________ ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_________ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________ _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░________ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____ ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__ __________________ Stranger: No, but i've met jesus. You: is that the mexican hey-zues? Stranger: prooo.
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August 2nd, 2009, 10:03 PM
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Cigar Assassin
2004 Mustang GT
12.88 @ 112
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Posts: 14,083
iTrader: 10 reviews
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Stranger: horny female ???
You: me? Stranger: yeah ? You: well, after the surgery. You: yes Stranger: lol Stranger: asl You: 18/m soon to be f/san francisco Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 10:04 PM
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Cigar Assassin
2004 Mustang GT
12.88 @ 112
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Posts: 14,083
iTrader: 10 reviews
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Stranger: hi
You: hi Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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August 2nd, 2009, 10:04 PM
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MM Fanatic
2002 Mustang GT
13.82@100.26
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Waco, Texas
Posts: 3,041
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You: Hey
Stranger: y hal0 thar You: hal0? Stranger: hal0 You: sooo.... hows it goin? Stranger: Drink bleach to increase your PENIS size! You: Ahhhhh of course! damn, y didnt i think of that? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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