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July 30th, 2009, 03:20 PM
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,149
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Stranger: Hoi hoe gaat het ermee?
You: uhhhhh Stranger: niet goed? You: i dont speak chinese Stranger: jammer dan Stranger: het is nederlands jij domme aap Stranger: Haha sorry it is Dutch Stranger: noob You: noob? Stranger: boon? You: excuse me for not being from the netherlands You: jackass Stranger: Jackass the movie 2! Stranger: you have seen it ? You: yes thats about what you equal Stranger: I'd rather to suck dicks Stranger: you mofo Stranger: omfg You: gay people usually like to suck dicks Stranger: stfu You: now that is ee u like that You: hey u said u suck dick not me Stranger: are you a boy? I want to suck your dick hard! You: im mr ed Stranger: i am a girl\ You: well my nickname is mr ed Stranger: Well my nickname is cock sucker You: well mr ed is alot cleaner then horse dick Stranger: I'd rather elephant dicks, they are HUGE! Stranger: Or whale dicks, enormous!!!!!! Stranger: IM HORNY MISTER ED! Stranger: I WANT TO SUCK YOU NOW You: well i cant satified that black hole u call a vag Stranger: ITS WET BECASUE OF YOU You: is ur fckin caps lock broke Stranger: yes Stranger: SO UHH ARE YOU LIKE TO SUCK BOOBS? You: no Stranger: ( +[ ] :: ) <<<<<< PSP Stranger: are u gay You: wow...so talented Stranger: if u dont like boobs ? Stranger: everyone likes them You: its not gay if a guy turns down ur fat ass Stranger: specialy my moms Stranger: You know what I think? I think that you are a little boy of 12 who visit the internet for the first time because he is stupid. You: well dont hurt yourself thinking that Stranger: 'But i am going to watch Saw so shut up and play with your lego You: i have a erector set Stranger: watch it with a m8 Stranger: wo! How great! Have a great time Stranger: Bye You: fck off and die You: please drive thru Stranger: my friends are leathing at u Stranger:  You: *waves* Stranger: we are with four Stranger: haha Stranger: hahah Stranger: Busted you fucking mofo You: so ur having a circle jerk? Stranger: moron Stranger: Shut up and go watch winnie the pooh |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:23 PM
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Senor Pointy Boots
2003 Mustang V6
Needs Track Time
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: LA, CA
Posts: 3,870
Blog Entries: 2
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Stranger: name that tune
You: the penis song Stranger: no You: the i want to piss on you song Stranger: no You: the fuck off and go find someone else to talk to song? Stranger: no You: the i want to lick your meat curtains song? Stranger: no You: i give up You: you're no fun Stranger: correct Stranger: well done Stranger: ur a real smart arse You: my my ass is smart Stranger: b poud You: it shits all kinds of colored shit You: hell you can call out a color You: and next time i take a shit You: that color comes out You: im telling you no other ass does that Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:24 PM
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Senor Pointy Boots
2003 Mustang V6
Needs Track Time
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: LA, CA
Posts: 3,870
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 0 reviews
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the fastest convo ever!
You: penis Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:24 PM
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,149
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: jill?
Stranger: Yeah You: hey Stranger: Hey You: so jill i really need to talk to u You: its about last night Stranger: Okay... Im listening You: u know that thing u did with ur tongue? Stranger: Which thing? You: u know You: well You: u might go to ur dr and have ur mouth checked out Stranger: I did a lot of thigs with my tongue, which one? You: ur tongue my taint Stranger: O yeah You: yea i have a itchy discomfort there Stranger: What |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:25 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,899
iTrader: 2 reviews
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You: Have you ever eaten your own poop?
Stranger: no..you? You: I got curious one night and gave it a shot You: Word of advice: Don't do it You: Doesn't taste good at all. You: You'd think someone somewhere would warn you about stuff like this before you go trying it, ya know? You: Like a handbook somewhere out there says "Eating your own poop tastes nasty". You: Is there such a handbook? Stranger: i dont know You: Maybe that's my life's calling. To write a handbook like that You: That's it. I'm going to write a handbook about how not to do stuff like eating your own poop. Stranger: i would buy it^^ You: Sweet You: That's one sale right there! You: I'M ON MY WAY Stranger: i could buy another one too...as a gift for someone Stranger: where do you come from? You: Ooops sorry. Got distracted by the book. I was working on chapter one You: I come from outer space. Why do you ask? You: I like the way you think! How's $12.95 sound? You: How much money do you have? Stranger: quite good Stranger: up to 15 when it has a lot of pages^^ You: That's how much money you have? You: You mean the more pages I write, the more money you'll have? You: I think it's supposed to be the other way around You: I MAKE THE MONEY NOT YOU You: I can haz your money? Stranger: why not You: Sweet You: paypal? You: You haz paypal? You: If so, send all of your monies to imunchcock@zanzabar.net
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July 30th, 2009, 03:30 PM
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#87 |
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,149
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: so there i was.......
Stranger: mindin my owwwn business loool...... Stranger: an then i came across you Stranger: how are yaah You: yuppp You: cant complain Stranger: daats good Stranger: where you from if you mind me askin You: texas Stranger: coool me im from london in the uk i used to live in cali and west virginia You: oh yea Stranger: are you a gurl or boy You: i tried to order a 1/4lber with cheese fromt he airport Stranger: ahhahahaha Stranger: an waat happened You: guy You: idk You: had hell trying to get it You: they dont take us money Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:31 PM
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,149
iTrader: 0 reviews
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July 30th, 2009, 03:31 PM
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Senor Pointy Boots
2003 Mustang V6
Needs Track Time
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: LA, CA
Posts: 3,870
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: hi
You: hi i have a question You: and i really need help Stranger: okey Stranger: what is problem You: it's about putting on a condom, do I also shove my nuts inside the condom or leave them hanging out to dry out in the air? Stranger:  ))))))))))))))))))Stranger: i dont know Stranger: any use condom You: whys that? you dont get action? Stranger: yes You: then? Stranger: im age 17 You: so? i'm 15 and I had more ass than a toilet seat. I just never tapped a pussy before. Stranger: but im from Türkey Stranger: you? You: oh I love to eat turkeys You: I'm from jamaica Stranger: thanx You: for what? Stranger: oh I love to eat turkeys You: are you girl? Stranger: for Stranger: no Stranger: man You: liar You: you're a girl Stranger: im male You: you're a girl Stranger: asdadasdasdas You: is that how you girls scream in turkey Stranger: Do I owe you a lie You: you owe me some pussy You: are girls from turkey hot? You: send me pictures You: do it now Stranger: im male Stranger: by Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:33 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: hi chris hansen here ... have a seat the cops are going to surrond you
You: why are you having sex with children Stranger: :| Stranger: sorry Stranger: i thought she was 12 Stranger: but she is actually 9 Stranger: i swear i didnt now :| Stranger: know* You: yes but you shouldnt have You: look out the window You: the cops are pulling up Stranger: G_G You: so why did you do it Stranger: i wanter sex Stranger: heheehehe You: you know bubba is gonna think your 12 You: now are you sorry You: you know its illegal You: now why did you bring anal lube and a strap on ?? You: did you want her to analy penitrate you You: ??? You: why wont you awnser me you pervert
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July 30th, 2009, 03:33 PM
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mach 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Foster City, CA
Posts: 1,899
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Stranger: convince me to give you money
You: Oops sorry I was working on the book again Stranger: no problem You: Well obviously I'm smart. I came up with this book idea. Therefore I deserve money. I need some capital to get this plan off the ground! You: Can't make money without spending it! And I'd rather spend someone else's money Stranger: maybe i'm going to eat my poop and try maybe it's delish Stranger: doesn't we all rather spend money of someone else? You: Exactly. I'm just the one who figured it out first. You: Well maybe different poop tastes different You: So go try it out and let me know how it goes You: I don't think I feel like going around testing poop out You: Ya feel me? Stranger: maybe its a fetish off you You: fetish OFF me? Stranger: of sry You: Well it did come out of me You: I was trying to put it back in by eating it Stranger: but why? You: Well because I didn't know that things are supposed to come out of our bodies and just go away You: Figured it was something wrong with me You: Like I was losing parts and shit
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MM Cobra Club #42 417 HP & 413 TQ (Old #s) 422 HP & 453 TQ (New #s) 492 HP & 502 TQ (with Posi and 2lb lower)
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July 30th, 2009, 03:34 PM
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amateur adult film star
1999 gt
to infinity and beyond
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: newport news,va
Posts: 1,051
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: hi
You: i wanna put it in your butt hole You: i have lots of lube
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performance headlight fluid, 6 ball muffler bearings, and dual flux capacitors
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July 30th, 2009, 03:35 PM
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#93 |
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MM Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 3,738
iTrader: 2 reviews
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Stranger: A wild abra appears
You: oh shit1 go alakazam! You: alakazam, fuck his shit up! Stranger: Wild abra uses telepoort Stranger: but it fails You: alakazam, hit him w/ your spoon! Stranger: Wild abra uses gaping vagina You: alakazam pounds it w/ giant dildo! You: MM? Stranger: Wild abra uses condom You: alakazam, become confused.. come back alakazam! go mew! You: mew, rip him a new one! Stranger: Abra is evoleing You: mew is badass still Stranger: Wild abra uses telepoort Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:37 PM
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#94 |
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Banned
1992 Lx
11.39@119.24
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Az
Posts: 11,644
iTrader: 0 reviews
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You: HUGE DICKS
Stranger: hi Stranger: why? You: you no like? Stranger: not really You: veiny dicks? You: curved dicks? Stranger: ... Stranger: no You: short dicks? You: dick on dick star wars reinactment action? Stranger: not really You: what about star whores? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[QUOTE=93mustank;2577445]We speed tested my right arm for quickness in shifts... So he could design the cam for proper shift recovery.[/QUOTE] |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:38 PM
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#95 |
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MM Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 3,738
iTrader: 2 reviews
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 Stranger: Hello , this is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate , lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Please desist or we will refer your IP address to the relevant authorities. Paul (802)380-4084 Omegle Inc. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:38 PM
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Senor Pointy Boots
2003 Mustang V6
Needs Track Time
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: LA, CA
Posts: 3,870
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f? You: if you're a hot australian girl, send a pic now! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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July 30th, 2009, 03:38 PM
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Banned
1992 Lx
11.39@119.24
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Az
Posts: 11,644
iTrader: 0 reviews
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pwnd
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[QUOTE=93mustank;2577445]We speed tested my right arm for quickness in shifts... So he could design the cam for proper shift recovery.[/QUOTE] |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:41 PM
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#98 |
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,149
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: hey
You: long time internet first time omegle You: be gentle Stranger: how are you? You: if i had legs i would do backflips Stranger: oooh :x Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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July 30th, 2009, 03:42 PM
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#100 |
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El Conquistador
83 coupe
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: vidor,texas
Posts: 1,149
iTrader: 0 reviews
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Stranger: hi
You: guy? Stranger: yup You: paper rock scissors? |
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