[BostonPerformance]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am a lesbian
Stranger: say hi
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i am gay
You: i'm looking for bwal
You: he is my homo champion
Stranger: is ja widerlich
You: i heard he has mad anal skills, you should look him up
You: ja widerlick?
Stranger: nä bah go and kill yourself .....
You: no, JA doesn't lick, his wife forbade him from any more gay actions

[BostonPerformance]

WARNING- DON'T GO TO THE FIRST LINK, IT'S NSFW BY ANY MEANS
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: bwal?
You: is that you?
Stranger: girl who want to show me her genitals???
Stranger: no
You: sure
You: hang on I'll upload a pic for you
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: you are so hot
You: i like to think so
Stranger: your pussy is wet and i'd like to lick it
You: i just shaved too =]
Stranger: very sexy!
Stranger: i am hard
Stranger: can i see pic?
You: hang on i'm uploading it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats nice!
You: you don't even care how old i am?
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: how old?
You: does it matter? what if i'm a minor...
Stranger: i dont think so
You: ok hang on i'll have it for you in a sec
Stranger: i am ready
You: http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1332/fatpussy.jpg
You: I've been working out lately
You: I should be down to like 150lbs soon
Stranger: thats fine
You: and i'm only 15 so i have plenty of time to get in shape
You: would you do me? honestly
You: doggystyle
Stranger: of course
You: i'll even bark for you
Stranger: can i see more?
You: sure i gots one more pic for you...
You: http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6...346a87dgi3.jpg

[Stangcrazygirl]

Originally Posted by ~C~ damn stangcrazy....you are a dirty girl! that is awesome. there is only one other dirty girl i have ever known.....but you have not yet reached her status. sounds like you are on the right track though.

Ha.. Ha.. its just talk or bull shit I dont "really" do any of that stuff. I am pretty normal in person and in my sex life.

[2006GTARPD3]

Originally Posted by Stangcrazygirl Ha.. Ha.. its just talk or bull shit I dont "really" do any of that stuff. I am pretty normal in person and in my sex life.

Whats a normal sex life? Put it in take it out put it in take it out?

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by 2006GTARPD3 Whats a normal sex life? Put it in take it out put it in take it out?

None of this

[BWAL]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! None of this

[chocolate]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: boo
Stranger: AHHH you scared me!!
You: im sorry *hug*
Stranger: jk nothing can scare a person after youve killed 5 other people
Stranger: so how are you?
You: i was good till now
You: i gotta get another to match you now
Stranger: oh, whys that?
You: i only have 4 deaths on my hands
You: gosh always gotta one up me dont ya
Stranger: oh very nice, it's a very nice pleasuring feeling that comes from the soul when you slice that blade into someone's gut isnt it?
You: i go for hart not gut but yes very much so
You: expecially when you switch there eyes and balls out for each other and watch the cops find the guy
You: nothing better
Stranger: Oh, well fuck that.. the gut you get to hear there final sccreams and if youre lucky theyl live through that and you can torture them
You: hmmm good idea
Stranger: exactly my point
Stranger: are you apart of a gang?
You: maybe cutting the acilies tendents and watch them try and crawl away
You: nope just do it to who i feel like
You: i got paid for the last 2
Stranger: wow, i dont accept payments.. i do it because i feel that its fun
Stranger: and just because i like the terror in there eyes
You: well it was a blood and a cript who wanted each other dead and i dont get into gang shit without money
You: so they both got what they wanted and it looks like they killed each other
Stranger: fuck them pussy's anyway.. i mean a real fucking gang. like the banditos
You: the berittos
Stranger: are you making fun of us motherfucker?
You: so what if i am
Stranger: i'll fucking cut your balls off and hang them by my bike
You: hahahaha your funny
You: u wouldent see me and id take your whole gang out
Stranger: Youre Saying Youd Take Out Almost All Of The West Coast?
Stranger: I Doubt It You Fucking prick
You: well ill find the top guys and take them out one by one
You: and put out hits on everyone else
You: click click boom
You: one down
You: just keep going and going and going
Stranger: theres no such thing as a top guy you fucking wannabe son of a bitch
Stranger: Where do you live tough guy?
Stranger: and i bet your around 13
You: there has to be someone running the shit
Stranger: just by the way your talking'
Stranger: and yeah if you take him out you'll have more then the banditos on your ass
You: 28 with 10 years of military sniper training
Stranger: i doubt out
You: hate fucken gangs and if i could i would take out eveyone of every gangs member
You: s
Stranger: you and your fucking Fake Ass talking
You: ya and you and your fucken elegal mexican ass sumbraro gang shit
Stranger: 28 with 10 yrs training? your telling me you were 18 when you started?
Stranger: and were not mexicans you little fucker
Stranger: if anything we fucking hate them
You: um ya you can go into the military if you legal which your probobly not
You: at age 18 and start training
Stranger: and then you have boot camp so by the time your done youll be atleast 21 and that means your bull shitting me
You: ahahaha you know nothing about the military dumb fuck
Stranger: bullshitting*
You: basic is only 3 months long
Stranger: proove it to me that your in the military, tell me your sector what boot camp you went to etc..
You: then you start ait which is your schooling for what ever your doing like sniper training so you would still be 18 fucken dumb ass
You: trained on elis island
Stranger: nice job spelling that you lil fucking teenager
You: y you getting all mad you scared now
You: u wondering that i may be right
Stranger: what year were you born?
You: or maybe i have ties to the mafia you never know
You: remember your talking to a stranger with very little trace evidence to find out who i am
Stranger: what year were you born?
You: and i know for a fact you cant because im on a laptop on some wireless internet
Stranger: and yeah, i know about tracing shit
Stranger: there's always a way
You: 1981
Stranger: yeah took you long enough to find the calculator
You: not unless the laptop stays coneccted while you trace it
You: and then you only get were the perosns wifi is from
Stranger: it doesnt take long...
You: ya but you only get the wifi
Stranger: your IP is 127.0.0.1
Stranger: your OS is windows
You: actually its not dumb fuck
You: and im on a mac book air





DIDNT REALY KNOW MY IP SO I GOT OFF LOL AND I LOOKED IT WAS 10. SOMETHING AND YES I WAS ON A WINDOWS OP BTW I LIED SO HE WOULD THINK HE WAS RONG. I STARTED GETTING SCARED THERE AT THE END LOL.

[Stangcrazygirl]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, do you believe in god?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u
You: He is wonderful. He came to my room last night and touched me.
You: In my special place.
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[Stangcrazygirl]

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Stranger: hş
You: I love you
Stranger: you girl
You: I really do..
You: Will you marry me?
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[~C~]

Originally Posted by Stangcrazygirl Ha.. Ha.. its just talk or bull shit I dont "really" do any of that stuff. I am pretty normal in person and in my sex life.

mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm!

Originally Posted by 2006GTARPD3 Whats a normal sex life? Put it in take it out put it in take it out?

[Stangcrazygirl]

rut roh.. i did it again.. lol.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: likeitindapoopa?
Stranger: ?
You: doya?
You: iwannaindapoopa
You: pleaseya
Stranger: ya,so?
You: ohhhh..icya
You: ulikethepoonany?
Stranger: ya
You: wecandodis
Stranger: no
You: no?
You: oh
Stranger: ya
You: yea?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: no?
You: poonanywants
You: spankdapoonany
You: im a granny datneedsitinherpoonany
You: lol..
Stranger: o
Stranger: lol
You: farfignugan
You: boobsndapoonany
You: no?
Stranger: f?
Stranger: you?
You: yes
You: poonanyihave
You: lickdapoonany?
You: oh notalky do yaz
You: uhoh..me'shotgottagofixpoonany
Stranger: like you speak another star languague
You: astar? are you astar?
You: wohpoonanymeetastar
You: domenow
Stranger: no
You: peeze
You: y u stillhere?
You: then
Stranger: ya
You: poonany
Stranger: what is meaning poonany?
You: poonany is my flower.. my vagina my blossom.. my secret spot.
You: nowugetit?
You: hahapoonanytrickedu
Stranger: haha
Stranger: IC, but not do
You: mypoonanyhasteeth
Stranger: donot like granny
You: pointyteethpoonany
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: oh yes
You: oh oh yes
Stranger: always no
Stranger: stop
You: oh yes
Stranger: 8
You: touch the poonany
You: oh yes
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[Grabber523]

[Imran]

omegle is full of spam now i hate it.

[White Thunder]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi ya
Stranger: hey! im a guy from brasil, looking for a girl to TALK on msn...
Stranger: =)
You: what the fuck is brasil
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: bazil
You: try again
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: look
You: you like soccer balls?
You: i mean who doesnt
Stranger: next olympic games will b in
You: chicago
You: duhhh
Stranger: BRAZIL
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: no
Stranger: rio de janeiro
You: do you mean brazzle?
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: no brazil
You: are you metally challenged?
You: have you ever heard of a speak and spell?
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[BWAL]

Stranger: webcam?
You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: of course =)
Stranger: asl?
You: you wanna see my cock n' balls?
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[ItaliStang]

Stranger: 'ello
You: govna
You: top o tha mornin to ya
Stranger: I'm David Bowie.
You: so you're gay?
Stranger: You wish you had as many women lusting after your dick as I have.
You: David Bowie is as gay as Rosie O'Donnel is fat
Stranger: Don't make me look at you with my creepy eye.
You: everything about you is creepy Mr. Bowie
Stranger: Even my ability to transform into anything I choose?
You: can you transform into a musician with talent?
Stranger: Is it the timeframe of 1974 to 1989?
You: no... unfortunately no one cared about any of those years, so they were wiped from existance totally
Stranger: Well then no.
You: well what can you transform into then?
Stranger: A bird, A shotgun and Freddie Murcury's Mustache
You: good! every one of those would be more useful than making more albums
Stranger: Hey, you may not like me, but one thing is for sure.
Stranger: I am better than bono
You: but if you're freddie murcery's mustache... just be prepared to be very close to a lot of cock... but being david bowie... that won't be all that new
Stranger: Is this Iggy Pop! FUCK OFF IGGY!
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[JBIGBOOTSY]

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Can you get sick from putting someone elses poop in your butt?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Drick]

Originally Posted by ItaliStang Stranger: 'ello You: govna You: top o tha mornin to ya Stranger: I'm David Bowie. You: so you're gay? Stranger: You wish you had as many women lusting after your dick as I have. You: David Bowie is as gay as Rosie O'Donnel is fat Stranger: Don't make me look at you with my creepy eye. You: everything about you is creepy Mr. Bowie Stranger: Even my ability to transform into anything I choose? You: can you transform into a musician with talent? Stranger: Is it the timeframe of 1974 to 1989? You: no... unfortunately no one cared about any of those years, so they were wiped from existance totally Stranger: Well then no. You: well what can you transform into then? Stranger: A bird, A shotgun and Freddie Murcury's Mustache You: good! every one of those would be more useful than making more albums Stranger: Hey, you may not like me, but one thing is for sure. Stranger: I am better than bono You: but if you're freddie murcery's mustache... just be prepared to be very close to a lot of cock... but being david bowie... that won't be all that new Stranger: Is this Iggy Pop! FUCK OFF IGGY! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

David Bowie is NOT GAY!

[cale2006]

Originally Posted by JBIGBOOTSY You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Can you get sick from putting someone elses poop in your butt? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^ just made my day

[BWAL]

Stranger: hot guy here looking for a hot girl to strip for me on cam via msn, will show pics if you want.
You: NICE
You: finally
You: i've been wanting to send these nude pictures to a random stranger all night now
You: thank you so much for the opportunity
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: GIVE THEM TO ME
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