This stuff reminds me of a joke

AnimalCrackers · July 31st, 2009, 10:40 AM

The Associated Press: Wis. man testifies he expected God to heal child

seriously? how often have you gone pale and passed out from the flu? I'm a firm believer in the power of prayer, but holy hell you gotta have some common sense at least! TAKE THE KID TO A HOSPITAL AND PRAY THERE!

And the joke:

There's a local flood of a river. As the flood waters were rising, a man was on the stoop of his house and another man in a row boat came by. The man in the row boat told the man on the stoop to get in and he'd save him. The man on the stoop said, no, he had faith in God and would wait for God to save him. The flood waters kept rising and the man had to go to the second floor of his house. A man in a motor boat came by and told the man in the house to get in because he had come to rescue him. The man in the house said no thank you. He had perfect faith in God and would wait for God to save him. The flood waters kept rising. Pretty soon they were up to the man's roof and he got out on the roof. A helicopter then came by, lowered a rope and the pilot shouted down in the man in the house to climb up the rope because the helicopeter had come to rescue him. The man in the house wouldn't get in. He told the pilot that he had faith in God and would wait for God to rescue him. The flood waters kept rising and the man in the house drowned. When he got to heaven, he asked God where he went wrong. He told God that he had perfect faith in God, but God had let him drown.
"What more do you want from me?" asked God. "I sent you two boats and a helicopter."

goren813 · July 31st, 2009, 12:18 PM

Ha! All I read was the joke and that was sufficient.

goren813 · July 31st, 2009, 12:20 PM

And the main story is pretty retarded, some people, ugh some people.

TheUNZippee! · July 31st, 2009, 12:24 PM

You need a license to drive a car, catch a fish, or fly a plane, but any retard can have children.

AnimalCrackers · July 31st, 2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

You need a license to drive a car, catch a fish, or fly a plane, but any retard can have children.

kids should be allowed to secede from their parents.

July 31st, 2009, 10:40 AM	#1
AnimalCrackers Hardcore Enthusiast 2007 Mustang GT 12.6@110 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kansas City Posts: 2,210 iTrader: 0 reviews	This stuff reminds me of a joke The Associated Press: Wis. man testifies he expected God to heal child seriously? how often have you gone pale and passed out from the flu? I'm a firm believer in the power of prayer, but holy hell you gotta have some common sense at least! TAKE THE KID TO A HOSPITAL AND PRAY THERE! And the joke: There's a local flood of a river. As the flood waters were rising, a man was on the stoop of his house and another man in a row boat came by. The man in the row boat told the man on the stoop to get in and he'd save him. The man on the stoop said, no, he had faith in God and would wait for God to save him. The flood waters kept rising and the man had to go to the second floor of his house. A man in a motor boat came by and told the man in the house to get in because he had come to rescue him. The man in the house said no thank you. He had perfect faith in God and would wait for God to save him. The flood waters kept rising. Pretty soon they were up to the man's roof and he got out on the roof. A helicopter then came by, lowered a rope and the pilot shouted down in the man in the house to climb up the rope because the helicopeter had come to rescue him. The man in the house wouldn't get in. He told the pilot that he had faith in God and would wait for God to rescue him. The flood waters kept rising and the man in the house drowned. When he got to heaven, he asked God where he went wrong. He told God that he had perfect faith in God, but God had let him drown. "What more do you want from me?" asked God. "I sent you two boats and a helicopter." __________________ Professor Crackers

July 31st, 2009, 12:18 PM	#2
goren813 MM's Official Lucifer '00 3.8L & '05 4.6L Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Odessa, FL Posts: 3,619 iTrader: 0 reviews	Ha! All I read was the joke and that was sufficient. __________________ "Fast she goes...in the city of Overdose"

July 31st, 2009, 12:20 PM	#3
goren813 MM's Official Lucifer '00 3.8L & '05 4.6L Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Odessa, FL Posts: 3,619 iTrader: 0 reviews	And the main story is pretty retarded, some people, ugh some people. __________________ "Fast she goes...in the city of Overdose"

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