[Fluffy The Rhino]

I wrote a long blog about this on myspace some time ago... about wormholes and the BS science theory of time travel.

However, there is a new theory, and it's proven.

It is called "Sleep."

Basically, what you do is lay down, and then you close your eyes. Remember, this only works if you're comfortable. It works even better if you've just engaged in some form of copulatory activity.

Anyway, you close your eyes, and after a while, you fall asleep. Instantly, you'll be transported to a later time. Sometimes, you'll be transported to the very next day. It's amazing.

Science has it all wrong. The answer is right here in front of us, and has been since the dawn of "time."

You're welcome.

[wraitherx]

[87FloridaGT]

If you exist then in essence you are a time traveler...as you typed your post you were traveling through time so time travel does exist and always has.

[Fluffy The Rhino]

Shhhhhhhhhh it's not happening if you know it's happening!

You know, it's just like when you cover your face. No one can see you.

*sigh*

I should time travel to the end of my shift. But I can't know about it.

[BWAL]

not only can you travel through time, you can also unknowingly and unwilling travel through space too. before following the instructions you posted to time travel, have a few shots and you may end your time travel journey in a different place than you started

[Fluffy The Rhino]

Originally Posted by BWAL09 not only can you travel through time, you can also unknowingly and unwilling travel through space too. before following the instructions you posted to time travel, have a few shots and you may end your time travel journey in a different place than you started

...like on a cool, hard tiled floor next to a toilet....

[87FloridaGT]

Originally Posted by FluffyTheRhino ...like on a cool, hard tiled floor next to a toilet....

or on a concrete floor behind bars with a sore asshole

[Safi]

....penis

[87FloridaGT]

Originally Posted by commandersafi ....penis in my mouth

[Fluffy The Rhino]

Originally Posted by 87FloridaGT or on a concrete floor behind bars with a sore asshole

That's how my Sunday mornings always start.

[Safi]

Originally Posted by 87FloridaGT

How did you know what i was thinkin?

[87FloridaGT]

Originally Posted by commandersafi How did you know what i was thinkin?

It's a gift and a curse

[BWAL]

you're thinkin penis? i'm thinkin arby's!

[Safi]

Originally Posted by BWAL09 you're thinkin penis? i'm thinkin arby's!

Dude me too....I was so tempted to go by and get some, but I need to stop spending so much money on food so i didn't get it

[dr.gonzo!]

I close my eyes and I went around the world in 24 hours and now I'm back where I started...Amazing isn't it?

[Notcho]

Ever see those crazy ass pictures that Hubble took of galaxies... like the M81 galaxy, which is about 12 million lightyears away...?



(I suppose you have by now) By looking at this picture, you are not looking at the galaxy as it is today, but how it was 12 million years ago. In essence, you are viewing the past. Not to say you are actually time travelling, but still.

[Fluffy The Rhino]

That is pretty amazing. Wrap your mind around this!

In the future, technology may be advanced enough to send a hubble-like telescope into deep space at speeds greater than light, thus allowing it to look back on earth and see it in the past. How strange would that shite be?

I doubt that will happen. But it is an interesting thought nonetheless.

[Notcho]

It would have to be a LOT faster than the speed of light in order to see a long time in the past.

Sorta like throwing a football from the "HOME" end of the field, and then running past the flying ball to the "VISITORS" side of the field to watch the ball approach and land... you would have to travel many, many times greater than the speed of the ball...

[Fluffy The Rhino]

Oh yes indeed : D

[BWAL]

Originally Posted by FluffyTheRhino That is pretty amazing. Wrap your mind around this! In the future, technology may be advanced enough to send a hubble-like telescope into deep space at speeds greater than light, thus allowing it to look back on earth and see it in the past. How strange would that shite be? I doubt that will happen. But it is an interesting thought nonetheless.

but think about it. the reason that galaxy looks the way it does is because of the light it emits. there is no particular feature of that galaxy that can be viewed by the human eye - even in a photograph except for light.

now if a telescope did indeed view earth millions of years from now as it was millions of years ago, and the zoom was good enough to make out features, the land would appear the same, you could view people and objects move in real time, etc. because you're viewing actual objects, not light. the theory of light travel is only applied to light, not physical movement.

wrap your mind around THAT, bitch.