getting called into work ftl..

87FloridaGT · August 26th, 2009, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by 2006GTARPD3

Why do you have to shit in his cheerios?

MMMMMMMMMMM....shit cheerios!!!! It leaves chocolate milk by the time you are done eating them and then you can drink the milk

2006GTARPD3 · August 26th, 2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by 87FloridaGT

MMMMMMMMMMM....shit cheerios!!!! It leaves chocolate milk by the time you are done eating them and then you can drink the milk

Then you can get a shit milk mustache and pose for the Got Milk ads.

87FloridaGT · August 26th, 2009, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by 2006GTARPD3

Then you can get a shit milk mustache

I think the formal term for this would be "dirty sanchez"

2006GTARPD3 · August 26th, 2009, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by 87FloridaGT

I think the formal term for this would be "dirty sanchez"

I prefer The Dolphin.

When you go to put it in her butt she turns around and goes nahuhnahuh (dolphin sound)

Or propane tank surprise.....

Your doing a girl in the shower and you tell her ur gonna nut, she turns around to get it on her face and you smack her with a propane tank.

87FloridaGT · August 26th, 2009, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by 2006GTARPD3

I prefer The Dolphin.

When you go to put it in her butt she turns around and goes nahuhnahuh (dolphin sound)

I am not sure the logistics of how putting it in a girls butt can be named The Dolphin. Do you go around putting your penis in the rear ends of dolphins?
If so...how do you get the dolphin willing to accept?

2006GTARPD3 · August 26th, 2009, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by 87FloridaGT

I am not sure the logistics of how putting it in a girls butt can be named The Dolphin. Do you go around putting your penis in the rear ends of dolphins?
If so...how do you get the dolphin willing to accept?

1. Its not the logistics, its the noise she makes.....

2. Look at 93Hatch's Avatar.

MustanG_guy17 · August 26th, 2009, 02:56 PM

Im in milton.. It is near pcola if u know where that is lol. and thansk for shitting in my cherrios.

87FloridaGT · August 26th, 2009, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by 2006GTARPD3

1. Its not the logistics, its the noise she makes.....

2. Look at 93Hatch's Avatar.

So without the noise it's just anal sex correct?
What if she makes a noise like "bigfoot" (aka Skunk Ape)...can you call it The Bigfoot?

vastang757 · August 26th, 2009, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by MustanG_guy17

Im in milton.. It is near pcola if u know where that is lol. and thansk for shitting in my cherrios.

My point was, WTF would you answer your phone in the first place? Let it go to voicemail. What are they going to do, get pissed that you didn't come in on your day off?

~C~ · August 26th, 2009, 03:15 PM

Be glad you have a job!

87FloridaGT · August 26th, 2009, 03:18 PM

Answer the phone and immediately start making orgasm sounds...I bet they will hang up first

2006GTARPD3 · August 26th, 2009, 03:27 PM

Answer the phone and start crying about your dead lucky beatle.

August 26th, 2009, 02:56 PM	#27
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August 26th, 2009, 03:15 PM	#30
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August 26th, 2009, 03:27 PM	#32
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