[Till]

You may need to go talk to a psych man.....

[Imran]

yeah... really

[Fastback91]

For me First i would go out get massive supplies of food water and Ammmo.. soon as i got enough of that i would starting barring up all the windows and doors downstairs. then i would start construction of a massive door leading up stairs so in the event of the zombies breaking into the house i can always stay up on the 2nd floor. I would also with the advent of the door blockin them on the stair case take some extra furniture up stairs and put it in the stair well as a barricade.. after doing that i would just go up stairs wait it out and of course with a .22 rifle shoot some zombies from the windows up stairs for entertainment.

[Blitz34]

I retract my statement.

Ill just set up a laser perimeter and let it burn them to death as i watch in my oakleys.

[BostonPerformance]

Here you go kiddos:
IGN: Ultimate Zombie Strike Team

[navyman8903]

^ your avi is badass.

[Notcho]

Well... at the moment I am 200 miles away from home at college. I live in a 32' camper here, so if you fuck with me you fuck with the whole trailer park.

Good luck, zombies. You're gonna need it.

[Forked Tongue]

I Say more making love ! Less fighting !!

I would open my fridge and take our the ketchup bottle and empty it allover my face, so i would look like them.

Then go out and start walking like them, and look for a crowd and start humping zombie girls till the world finds a cure LOL

Problem solved

[Imran]

^lmao you'll get so many std's, maybe even worms

[shroom]

First. Go to my grandpas (farm, lots of supplies, etc) .

I'd get all the ammo and guns I could get my hands on. Preferabbly lots of 22 handguns, some 22 rifles, some sub machine guns, and then a few large caliber guns, then some explosives (grenades?)

Second, I'd steal a gas tanker down that road, fill it up, and take it to my farm. I'd take our tractor and make a perimeter around the farm with fallen trees. Then soak the trees with tons of gas. Instant zombie fence, albeit temporary (last resort of course).

The house I would then make completely unaccesible. All windows, doors, openings, etc. would be bricked over, with me inside. Id then cut a hole through the roof, with a ladder going out of it. If I need to get down I can just take my ladder and hang it over the side of the house. So no worry about zombies invading my humble home.

Next I'd work on my mobile force. Our tractor would be turned into a zombie power plower lol. Every wheel hub would have some crazy sharp spikes and shit welded to it. I'd weld a cage around the drivers seat. The bucket of the tractor would be raised up. 3 very lightweight dirtbikes would be chained to the bottom of it (just in case as a last resort). inside the bucket would be a buddy with a submachine gun, and the back we have a big barrel we use to spary weed killer. Instead of that, just fill it with diesel (not gas, lower flash point lol). A buddy would be back their with the nozzle and some matches, lighting up some zombies when needed.

Then I'd find a HUGE diesel. Ginormous wide no-flat tires. The bed would have a mounted gun in the back, and the outside would have numerous steel plates, along with one massive brush guard. This would be for fast movements with light loads. The tractor would be slow heavy loads.

My final one would be to steal a semi. 3 mounted machine gunes welded on top. A Huge empty trailer, 1/3 of it partioned off for sleeping and food rations. The ceiling would have fold down trays (large enough to cover the whole ceiling) that would have a ton of guns stowed away in them with plenty of ammo. The rest of the trailer space would be used for transferring any civilians and supplies. If I could stake out at my farm long enough, I'd gather up a large amount of people to start building a giant zombie fortress.

On a side note, I'd love this. I could say fuck college, facebook, social status, long-term security job seeking, anything like that. I could live my own new life, on my own terms, with no preconceived notions because we would be the ones shaping this new way of life. We could make it what we want entirely. We could rob stores. Walk around naked. Drive over the speed limit. It'd be great. No homework. Nothing. No cell phones. We could open up REAL trading posts, bartering for items and supplies. It'd be a modern day wild west lol.

[CobraPhoenix]

Originally Posted by shroom First. Go to my grandpas (farm, lots of supplies, etc) .. On a side note, I'd love this. I could say fuck college, facebook, social status, long-term security job seeking, anything like that. I could live my own new life, on my own terms, with no preconceived notions because we would be the ones shaping this new way of life. We could make it what we want entirely. We could rob stores. Walk around naked. Drive over the speed limit. It'd be great. No homework. Nothing. No cell phones. We could open up REAL trading posts, bartering for items and supplies. It'd be a modern day wild west lol.

sounds cool, but i think cell phones would still be helpfull in the liberation of the non infected

[Notcho]

I've always wondered why in every zombie movie, zombies never tried to bite other zombies...

Maybe it's that the smell of rotting human flesh isn't all that appealing... even to a zombie.

[04mustang232]

Id be fucked because 1) I live in a dorm , 2) I'm the RA of the dorm so they would want me to "lead" them 3) I live with a bunch of pussy freshman that wouldn't stand a chance.