Post your favorite Car related signature!!

89Fox351 · October 13th, 2009, 10:14 PM

well in mustang world we all see some funny and awesome car related signatures, so i figured i'd try and see if you guys have seen funny ones like I have.. Here are some that I found!! some of these might even be YOUR signature!!

-My car is faster than your first sexual experience

-Having a 10 second neon is like coming out of the closet... everyone is shocked at first, but in the end, you're still gay

-If Nissan Motorsports is Nismo.. Wouldn't Honda Motorsports be Homo??

-Horsepower is like **** buddies.. you want as many as possible, for as cheap as possible, with very few people knowing how many you actually have

-Nitrous on your car is like a hot chick with STD's.. You wanna hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences

Leave your favorite!

dr.gonzo! · October 13th, 2009, 10:15 PM

Who ever had the "im so sick of hindus...always riding on buses....eating curry... your partner has disconnected"

silverstang · October 13th, 2009, 10:19 PM

gotta like the "if bottles are for babies, why is everyone crying about it?!?"

dr.gonzo! · October 13th, 2009, 10:23 PM

haha I fail "car related" I only had buses

white03v6 · October 13th, 2009, 10:51 PM

I like the one that goes something like:
"turbo lag...to give people with superchargers a chance"

(not trying to start a turbo vs supercharger argument...i just think that's awesome)

zigbigadoru · October 13th, 2009, 10:54 PM

hahahahahahaha thats hilarious

08blkgt500 · October 13th, 2009, 10:57 PM

i just thought of a quote...

can you see my cobra? now you dont.

white03v6 · October 13th, 2009, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by 08blkgt500

i just thought of a quote...

can you see my cobra? now you dont.

this made me think of one.

can you see my V6? No? Well then slow the fuck down!!!

89Fox351 · October 13th, 2009, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by white03v6

this made me think of one.

can you see my V6? No? Well then slow the fuck down!!!

hahaha best one yet!!

white03v6 · October 13th, 2009, 11:03 PM

08blkgt500 · October 13th, 2009, 11:07 PM

BadBlackGT · October 13th, 2009, 11:10 PM

Bottles are for babies.... real men get blown. and i like whoever has this as their sig "Nothing better than being stroked and blown"

gets me every time.

101fng · October 13th, 2009, 11:12 PM

i'd rather be cummin than strokin

silverstang · October 13th, 2009, 11:27 PM

^I have never got that one. Those dodge guys are retards. They are basically saying, they would rather be "done" and not satisfying their partners anymore, while the Ford guys are still making them scream out loud for MORE...........makes the dodge guys look real fast (in bed)

WLJohnson05 · October 13th, 2009, 11:30 PM

there was one i had a while back that just said something along the lines of
"turbo lag is just foreplay"

ItaliStang · October 13th, 2009, 11:31 PM

best car sig quote ever...

Originally Posted by white_fang

manual u would lose more power to the rear because the motor has to work it's power up, because you have to let off the gas, auto you just slam down and the power is the 24/7 fucker.

MustangMatt96GT · October 14th, 2009, 12:34 AM

I like the one in my sig...

and I like Tim's

Real Trucks Don't have Spark plugs

Lefty · October 14th, 2009, 12:37 AM

Why Stroke it when you can Ram it

89Fox351 · October 15th, 2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by WLJohnson05

"turbo lag is just foreplay"

haha love that one

06RedfireGT · October 15th, 2009, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by 101fng

i'd rather be cummin than strokin

I'd rather be Stroked then Ram'd

October 13th, 2009, 10:14 PM	#1
89Fox351 Newbie 1989 GT 393 Stroker Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 42 iTrader: 0 reviews	Post your favorite Car related signature!! well in mustang world we all see some funny and awesome car related signatures, so i figured i'd try and see if you guys have seen funny ones like I have.. Here are some that I found!! some of these might even be YOUR signature!! -My car is faster than your first sexual experience -Having a 10 second neon is like coming out of the closet... everyone is shocked at first, but in the end, you're still gay -If Nissan Motorsports is Nismo.. Wouldn't Honda Motorsports be Homo?? -Horsepower is like **** buddies.. you want as many as possible, for as cheap as possible, with very few people knowing how many you actually have -Nitrous on your car is like a hot chick with STD's.. You wanna hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences Leave your favorite! __________________ So let me get this straight... my mountain dew has more liters than your import?

October 13th, 2009, 10:19 PM	#3
silverstang Hardcore Enthusiast 2007 Mustang GT Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: BFE Posts: 2,821 iTrader: 0 reviews	gotta like the "if bottles are for babies, why is everyone crying about it?!?" __________________ Bassani Crew Member #3

October 13th, 2009, 10:51 PM	#5
white03v6 Hardcore Enthusiast 2003 V6 Mustang Too long@Too slow Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NC Posts: 2,649 iTrader: 1 reviews	I like the one that goes something like: "turbo lag...to give people with superchargers a chance" (not trying to start a turbo vs supercharger argument...i just think that's awesome) __________________ NCMM Co-Founder NCMM Website NCMM Forums

October 13th, 2009, 10:57 PM	#7
08blkgt500 MM's Anti-Hardparker 2008 Shelby GT500 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: San Jose, CA/Denver, CO Posts: 10,249 iTrader: 0 reviews	i just thought of a quote... can you see my cobra? now you dont. __________________ MM Cobra Club #24

October 13th, 2009, 11:03 PM	#10
white03v6 Hardcore Enthusiast 2003 V6 Mustang Too long@Too slow Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NC Posts: 2,649 iTrader: 1 reviews	__________________ NCMM Co-Founder NCMM Website NCMM Forums

October 13th, 2009, 11:07 PM	#11
08blkgt500 MM's Anti-Hardparker 2008 Shelby GT500 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: San Jose, CA/Denver, CO Posts: 10,249 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ MM Cobra Club #24

October 13th, 2009, 11:12 PM	#13
101fng Banned 2009 Mustang GT Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Johnson City, TN Posts: 6,520 iTrader: 2 reviews	i'd rather be cummin than strokin __________________

October 13th, 2009, 11:27 PM	#14
silverstang Hardcore Enthusiast 2007 Mustang GT Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: BFE Posts: 2,821 iTrader: 0 reviews	^I have never got that one. Those dodge guys are retards. They are basically saying, they would rather be "done" and not satisfying their partners anymore, while the Ford guys are still making them scream out loud for MORE...........makes the dodge guys look real fast (in bed) __________________ Bassani Crew Member #3

October 13th, 2009, 11:30 PM	#15
WLJohnson05 MM's Database Error 2004 Mustang V6 322.8 rwhp Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: VA Posts: 13,285 iTrader: 9 reviews	there was one i had a while back that just said something along the lines of "turbo lag is just foreplay" __________________ I'm trying to get rid of this stuff, feel free to make me an offer!: SCT Mass Air Flow Sensor $200 Tial Wastegate Springs $40 (10psi and 3.6psi)

October 14th, 2009, 12:34 AM	#17
MustangMatt96GT Proud American 1996 Mustang GT Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 10,690 iTrader: 3 reviews	I like the one in my sig... and I like Tim's Real Trucks Don't have Spark plugs __________________ RIP Travis Billings Special Thanks to: Andrews Racing Transmissions Baseline Suspensions 25.3 SFI Chassis Build Never Lift Racecars

October 14th, 2009, 12:37 AM	#18
Lefty Resident DJ '01 Cobra Vert. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Mechanicsburg, PA Posts: 28,701 iTrader: 12 reviews	Why Stroke it when you can Ram it __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S (the daily) 2006 Yamaha R6 50th Anniversary Edition (the other toy)

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