[WAR-PARTY]

Thank God I have grand chillrin in diapers!

Using a baby's diaper to make burgers makes a Homer Simpson original recipe.
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Ingredients:
•2 lbs. ground beef
•Garlic powder
•Onion powder
•Habanera hot sauce or Tabasco
•Wax paper
•Baby
Preparation:
Take 2 lbs. ground beef, from the clearance cooler (at the Wal-Mart) is the cheapest and tastiest. Add 23 to 24 shakes each of garlic powder and onion powder to kill the taste of the over-tasty meat from the clearance cooler.
Add 8-10 drops habanera hot sauce or Tabasco.
Got to the bathroom drop a duce, wipe average then....
Mix with hands, when done wash hands (optional). Gives it that interesting flavor.

Using 2 sheets of wax paper, one under and one over, drop the baby's butt on the pile of meat a few times to get it thin and flat. Then change the poopie diaper.

Cut or tear into burger shaped things.

Start grill with gasoline and a blowtorch to be sure it's going good and fast. If the charcoal's not ready in 2 minutes, the blowtorch can be used to cook the burgers. When the fire department leaves, they're ready.

Yumm yumm lets eat!