[CobraPhoenix]

Originally Posted by Tiller ^ ok ok *high fives* we're good now

sweet!! you know you had many laughs on omegle

[Till]

me? I dont remember posting about omegle

[CobraPhoenix]

no?, i coulda swore i saw you on a couple pages in that thread...guess not.

[Till]

lol mybe but I dont think so who knows Im a post whore if clubhouse votes counted Id be in the 5k's

[CobraPhoenix]

yea i think would be close to 1,000 already lol.

[Till]

=P we have 2 diff convos going on in 2 diff threads hahaha

[CobraPhoenix]

is that not sad... i feel pretty lame... someone else goin to jump in? make it a threeway??

[CobraPhoenix]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: meow
You: yay pussy
You: can i eat you?
Stranger: please
You: um im gunna shave you first last one i ate i got a hair ball
Stranger: lmfao
You: wait..
You: are we talkin bout the same pussy?
Stranger: maybeeeeeeeee
You: im talkin about the kind with legs and claws
You: ....
You: wait
You: that doesnt narrow it down
You: so...
You: when can i tap that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Till]

ok im on omegle now thx alot jerk

[CobraPhoenix]

hehehe told you, so now its officially a 4 way, does that make us gay?

[CobraPhoenix]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hhi
You: hello
Stranger: from
You: ...should i tell you?
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: 20 m
You: 18
You: what do you do for fun big boy?
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: porn
You: yea?
You: thats hott
Stranger: yeah
You: me too
Stranger: cool
You: i love jerkin it to gay porn it gets me pretty hard
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i like u
You: whys that?
Stranger: sexy babe
You: so f does stand for fag right?
Stranger: may be
You: well i thought it did... yea so you think im sexy? dosent that make you gay by assotiation
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yummy
You: you like sbs?
Stranger: i like pussy
You: well i have one, and i have a big hard cock
You: can i pop your ass cherry?
Stranger: what
You: im heshe
Stranger: really?
Stranger: unbelievable
You: really really, some times i like to double penetrate myself
Stranger: crazy
Stranger: funny babe
You: yea its amazing, talk about multiple orgasm
You: brings a whole new meaning to it
Stranger: hm
Stranger: amazing
You: would you like me to show you how to do it?
You: cock fag
Stranger: yeah
You: first thing to do is take a sharp knife cut it off and ram it up your ass the the next thing to do is go to hell you queer motherfucker
You: man card revoked bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Till]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: zombie invasion is coming.....
Stranger: OH FUCK SERIOUSLY
You: YES
Stranger: SHIT....
You: I SWEAR
Stranger: HOLY FUCK
You: do you believe me?
Stranger: *grabs gun*
You: Ive got a lot of ammo food and movies
You: but no gun
You: =(
Stranger: Ohh,
Poor you,
Stranger: Your gonna get infected,
You: NO
You: I have a chainsaw
You: fuck that
You: and a golf club
You: I can make it to you
You: what state do you live in?
Stranger: Those havent been unlocked yet
Stranger: Asll you have is a pistol
You: o shit
Stranger: I dont live in the US,
You: DAMN
You: im screwed
Stranger: Totally man,
You: fuck it im living on the river
You: those bitchs cant get me
Stranger: Cant zombies swim?...
You: mmmm i dont think so
You: theyre to dumb
Stranger: Well,
Zombies are exactly like us
Stranger: But ugly,
You: and slow
You: and retarded
Stranger: Im sure they can swim
You: and flesh eating
Stranger: Actually no,
Stranger: Except flesh eating
Stranger: Theyre quite fast
Stranger: And intelligent
You: well some of them
Stranger: Depends
You: yeah good point
Stranger: What about a boomer?
Then your fucked
You: FUCK
You: shoot him quick before he gets to you
You: you know they are coming though right?
You: 2012....
Stranger: But theres only one of you,
Stranger: Lol,
Well what if you get smoked?
Stranger: Nobody to free you,
You: fuck it take down many as I can
Stranger: But your still fucked,
Stranger: ORRR,
You: so we all are
You: if we band together
Stranger: I tank shoots a boulder at your "River house"
You: we can make babies and kill zombies together
You: TOGETHER
You: that would suck
You: id sink
You: while sleeping
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Or die
You: ok quick
You: FIVE
You: nazi zombies
You: running towards you
You: 3 shots left
You: what do you do!
Stranger: I yell,
HAIL HITLER,
Make them stand in a line,
With one shot,
5 kills
Stranger: All headshots
Stranger: I win
You: NICE
Stranger: XD
You: holy shit!
You: dude best answer ever!
Stranger: Well people are dumbasses,
So yeah,
Stranger: I have experience with this shit,
You: ok ok
You: another one
Stranger: LEFT4DEAD MOTHAFUCKA
You: your surrounded
Stranger: Kay
You: 80+ zombies
You: a few nazi most not
You: you have a ar-15 with 30 rounds
You: a side arm of your choice and 9 shots in it
You: what do you do
You: your back is to a wall
Stranger: Awee no pipe?
Stranger: What are my further surroundings?
You: fence to your rgiht
You: electric fence
You: building to the left
You: a rock at your foot
You: a 2x4 10 feet infront of you
You: zombies are 5ft in front of you
Stranger: OKAY....
Stranger: Im a pro hakkie player,
I kick it on my foot and shoot it over att the zombies distracting them,
Stranger: I burst through and grab the 2x4
You: the rock?
Stranger: Yes,
You: ok gotcha
Stranger: Start running towards the fence,
As they rush,
I side swing a good 5-6 into the fence,
Dead
You: 74 left
Stranger: Pull out my deagle(9 shots)
and hit a few of them,
Hang on ill roll a die and se how many i kill
Stranger: I roll 1d20
Stranger: 15 more dead
You: k
You: what next?
You: O SHIT WATCH OUT ZOMBIE JUMPS OFF THE BUILDING ONTO YOUR BACK!!
Stranger: Ive done aikedo for 3 year,
Epic phail
Stranger: Years*
You: nice
You: ok still have 60 some left
Stranger: As i turn knocking the zomie into a few more,
i pull out my primary weapon and spray fire to thier heads/chests
Stranger: I will roll......30 rounds?
3d20 to see how many i kill
Stranger: Or maybe 2d20..
Stranger: Okay,
3d20
Stranger: 3
You: 3...
Stranger: 13
You: fucking 3 out of 30 rounds
Stranger: 11
You: no no atleast 30
You: lol
You: shit
You: ok 32 left
Stranger: I grab the 2x4 and smack them around for a bit,
A few die of head trauma,
You: 26 left
Stranger: When/if i see an opening i run towards the open space to retrive the rock,
Stranger: I throw the rock at the electric fence to make a distracting once again,
Stranger: Hold the 2x4 verticly pushing most into the electricity
Stranger: Or horozontally,
Stranger: Whatever you know what i mean
You: 7 left
Stranger: 7?
Well ill just beat them to death then,
You: PIMPIN
Stranger: I mean,
7 is nothing for a 2x4
You: yeah
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: See im epic (Y)
You: lol
Stranger: God i play left4dead too much
You: ok ok
You: your butt ass naked
You: covered in blood
You: over 100+ zombies
Stranger: WOAH,
DID I RAPE A ZOMBIE?!
Stranger: Oh nvm
You: you have a few things to chose for this mission
You: your weapons are as follows:
You: strap on (have to use it as a strap-on) dildo thats 3 ft long
You: a dildo sword of 3 1/2 feet
Stranger: ROFL
You: and a m16 with 80 rounds
You: you can pick any 2
Stranger: I pick the dildo sword and the strap on
You: FUCK YEAH this is gonna be good
You: ok you can pick one person to fight beside you
You: these are your choices
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS
You: cricket who dies a lot and can only hit his target 50% of the time
You: NO he isnt allowed I pick your 3 lol
You: bart simpon
Stranger: Shit >-<
Stranger: LOL
You: or ......... are you ready for this one?
Stranger: Yeah,
You: are you sure/
Stranger: Yup,
You: DILDO MAN......... 6ft of nothing but pure dildoness

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Stranger: Hmmm....
Stranger: I PICK DILDO MAN
Stranger: Bart is useless
Stranger: And so is the little fuckhead
You: ok you know the mission
Stranger: OKAY
You: good luck soilder
You: o your background
You: your dropped into a alley way
Stranger: Before we start,
With dildo man on my team i get add on bonuses to my Dildo based wepons
You: if you can make it to the front of the alley way you can get 5 gernades and another 50 rounds with the m16 and some viagra
You: ok I can handle tat
You: that*
Stranger: I get a +3 to my sword,
Giving it more strenght and a bit more lenght
Stranger: And my strap on gets a blade on the end
You: FUCK yeah ok dont forget your naked watch out for dildo man
Stranger: How many zombies before ammo?
You: mmmm
You: 100
You: then once you get ammo, another swarm of 100 come
You: maybe more
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: I send dildo man rushing forward to have all the zombies swarm him,
Stranger: I rush with my pelvis forward yelling HAPPY PENIS FUN TIME NAO
You: lol
You: hellz yeah
Stranger: While flailing my dildo sword
Stranger: I rush towards the ammo,
Pop the viagra as i realize dildo man is neer death,
Stranger: So i run back,
But as im running my penis errects
You: throw him a viagra!!!
Stranger: As i gain another +3 to my strap on
You: o shanapple
Stranger: I jump in the air for my strap on to lunge into a zombies eye,
I land as the zombie is hanging off Flailing my sword yelling YOU CANNOT TAKE MY GIRTH
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: They are now all dead as i was blood drunk,
Stranger: To look behind me another rush of 100 is on its way
You: wait did dildo man make it
Stranger: Barly,
You: wait
You: he died
You: so cricket is dropped in to take his place
Stranger: I help him up,
To have a bit of extra defence
Stranger: Awee fuck
Stranger: What the hell does he do?
You: his weapon of choice...
You: his penis.... 2 ft long and has a blade on the side of it
You: he is also naked
You: he will only survive 1 min 43 seconds
You: make good use of him
Stranger: As the zombies rush,
I pull of my strap on,
Bend it and use it as a boomarang,
Stranger is typing...

[CobraPhoenix]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ...
You: holy butt fuck batman thats not my leg
Stranger: o___o
You: ohh..
You: my bad
Stranger: The fuhh?
You: im so embarrased
Stranger: I'm sure you are.
You: yea no not really, so whats up
Stranger: LMAO.
You: good can you make me a GD sammich
Stranger: Batman buttfucking your leg?
Stranger: AND...
You: lol no, hes grabbin the third leg gosh
Stranger: I'd rather not, thanks.
You: why...
Stranger: Make your own sandwich.
You: oh shnsap you didnt
Stranger: Yeah, third leg.
Stranger: Riiiiight.
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: I did, I did.
Stranger: What are you gonna do about it?
You: i told you to make a sammich ho no get to it before i pop you lip agin
You: mushroom stamp to the forehead
Stranger: MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH!
Stranger: AND GO AHEAD AND TRY AND SUCK YOUR OWN 'THIRD LEG' TOO.
Stranger: ):
You: did that once
Stranger: O___O
Stranger: Lies.
You: it spit at me...
You: so i beat it
You: and it did it again
Stranger: You mean you beat it so it spit at you.
Stranger: XD
You: so i had a friend wrestle it
You: and it spit at him
Stranger: UHMMM.
Stranger: Alriiiight.
You: needless to say hes not my friend anymore
You: i like cake
Stranger: Chocolate or vanilla?
You: mmm layered
You: or marble
Stranger: Ice cream cake.
You: mmm
You: with kittens on top
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: Cherries*
You: *kittens
Stranger: CHERRIES****
You: they are cuter
You: KIIITTTTENNNS*****
Stranger: ):<
Stranger: You suck.
You: i hope your kittens turn into zombies and eat your innerds
Stranger: I don't eat kittens.
You: ... who doesnt eat kittens? they make everything great
Stranger: Yeah...
Stranger: If they're ALIVE.
You: wait...
You: ohhh, im thinkin i like pussy, wow my bad
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: XDDDDDDDDD
You: kittens are too small, not enough meat on the bones duhh
Stranger: Well, then.
Stranger: I don't eat that either.
You: lol you F
Stranger: I F?
You: uf
You: lol are you a chick
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: O___O
Stranger: Why?
You: haha jw, i kinda guessed that
Stranger: How?
Stranger: XD
You: cause you didnt call me a fag or dick or just disconnect
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: And if I was a guy, I would have?
You: not if you were gay
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: Why?
You: idk cause im a guy
Stranger: I mean, why does me being a girl make any difference?
Stranger: So?
You: guys dont chat up guys, its gay
Stranger: Is this what you would call 'chatting up'?
You: lol no this i call random fun for MM
Stranger: Alright..
Stranger: ><
Stranger: You're confusing me with all the shorthand.
Stranger: The fuck is MM?
You: its a forum called ModdedMustangs, we go on here and try to get the funniest conversations, and you can help out if you want
Stranger: AWWW, but this isn't funny.
Stranger: ):
Stranger: How can I make it funny?
Stranger: XD
You: i say random crap you try to come up with random counter crap
You: oh btw whats your name?
Stranger: Elephants mate seasonally.
Stranger: Random enough?
You: i mated this elephant when i was in nam
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: Have you seen Inglorious Bastards?
You: nope, not yet :,(
Stranger: You need to.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: That's movie's so funny.
You: i heard
Stranger: What about Wanted?

Stranger: O___O
You: yea, angie was hott in that one with those tats
Stranger: Uhmmm.
Stranger: Sure?
Stranger: But...
Stranger: Whatever.
Stranger: That's my favorite movie.
Stranger: XD
You: lol
Stranger: 'Tis amazing.
You: tis brilliant my darling,
Stranger: I agree.
Stranger: Would you like to come in for some tea?
Stranger: ;DDDD
You: and crumpets?
Stranger: Nah, mofo.
Stranger: Only tea.
You: thats right bitch, wheres my sammich with that tea
You: ...
You: sry
Stranger: LMAO.
You: got carried away
Stranger: The same place where your dick went.
Stranger: XD
You: hmm well thats not sanitary
Stranger: ROFLMAO.
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I wouldn't say it is.
Stranger: XD
You: id eat it, its like a sammich holder
Stranger: Ewww.
Stranger: It'd be all soggy.
You: good to the last lick hehe
Stranger: ):
You: like you wouldnt let a guy eat a sammich out your cooter
Stranger: Uhmmm...
Stranger: No?
Stranger: XD
You: how bout just your cooter
Stranger: That's different.
Stranger: XD
You: wait, before you answet
You: how old are you
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: 17.
Stranger: Whyzz?
Stranger: O___O
Stranger: Are you 67?
Stranger: D:
You: just so i kno where to stay clear from in the chat
You: no im 20
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: XD
You: whats your name?
Stranger: You keep asking that question.
You: i only asked once
You: before
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: WHy do you need to know?
You: idc if its fake
Stranger: My name is Lily Evans.
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: -crosses fingers-
You: wow lily thats the name of my cat
You: ...
You: awekward
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: You're not a Harry Potter fan.
Stranger: ):
You: ive seen all the movies never got the chance to read the books, but he is gay for not bonein the redhead
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: Ron?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: The fuck?
You: so lily where dost thy reside
You: yes ron....duh who else
Stranger: My name's not Lily.
Stranger: XD
You: so...
Stranger: It's the name of a character in the book.
Stranger: IDK...
You: your making this very difficult
Stranger: It's weird when you call me Lily.
Stranger: XDDDDDD
You: cause i ate a cat named lily?
Stranger: And I live in the US of A in the state that sinks a little every year.
Stranger: Maybe?
You: hmm cali?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Florida.
You: no shit
Stranger: That's RIGHT.
Stranger: No shit for you with your tea.
Stranger: ):<
Stranger: Asshole.
You: Fort Myers is my stompin grounds, before i got deployed
Stranger: Ft. Myers is suckish.
You: i loved it so suck it trebeck
Stranger: Gladly.
You: so what can i call you
Stranger: IDK...
You: hermi? or CB?
Stranger: What do you wanna call me?
Stranger: O___O
Stranger: Uhmmm...
Stranger: both?
You: so cumbuckethermi, i was acually thinkin of namin my daughter that
Stranger: ROFLMAO.
Stranger: It's a nice name.
Stranger: I'd be her friend.
Stranger: XD
You: shes due in 11 months, if i can get back to florida in the next two months and see you
Stranger: HAHA.
Stranger: Is your baby mama an alien?
You: will you have my manbabies?
You: women babies make sammiches we need strong babies
Stranger: Will they be attractive?
You: more protien
You: it doesnt matter
Stranger: It does to me.
Stranger: >:O
You: they will be georgeous, right up till theys get eatens
Stranger: Kay.
You: like the baby kittens...
Stranger: Yes, I'll have your manbabies.
Stranger: Do I get paid for this?
Stranger: XD
You: what?!?! are you a hooker?
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: No...
Stranger: But if imma have your manbabies, I might as well get SOMETHING out of it.
You: good cause im the only whore in this house bitch, you get my kawk thats what you get ungrateful bitch
Stranger: Is it big>
Stranger: ?*
Stranger: Cause if it's not...
You: bigger than your face
Stranger: You can take your man babies and die or something.
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: LMAO.
You: if chuck norris saw my penis... well ... hed be gay for lookin at my penis
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: Chuck Norris is not gay...Chuck Norris is homosexually inclined.
Stranger: >.>
You: not when it comes to my kawk
Stranger: COCK****
You: and dont you shifty eyes me bitch ill smack a hoe
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: >..
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: >.>
You: with my KAWK
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: COOOOOOOCKKKK***
You: *smack*, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
You: i think i killed her
Stranger: ...
You: aw damn ben not another hooker
Stranger: -is dead-
Stranger: I'm not a hooker.
Stranger: ):
You: oh ok good, thats a relief, less publicity
You: are you white?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: O___O
Stranger: Well, my skin is white.
Stranger: I'm hispanic, though.
You: ohh shit oh shit oh shit. well hopfully they dont mistaken you for a white girl
You: ill go to prison
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: I look white.
Stranger: Everyone thinks I'm a gringa, but I can speak spanish like the best of 'em.
You: que?
Stranger: Estupido.
You: i have no idea what that means
You: i espeaky the englishy
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: It means stupid
Stranger: .
You: que?
Stranger: I called you stupid.
You: so when can i tap that?
Stranger: Eres un come mierda.
You: who gives a fuck
Stranger: YOOOUUU.
Stranger:
You: try POWERTHIRST, youll have 100 babies!!
Stranger: Tap what?
Stranger: No thanks?
You: theyll all look like kenyans, theyll be fast as kenyans, theyll get deported back to kenya
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Stranger: I send the cricket which is almost invisible to run uner the zombies,
Slicing thier genetals as he goes
Stranger: As the ones i did not get i pull out my dildo blade and start beating them waiting for 1, That useless fucker to come back
Stranger: 2 my boomarang
Stranger: I start to get hit,
Cuts and wounds begin to form on my body as the strap on boomarang comes back
You: CRICKETS down do you go for him/
You: or let him die
Stranger: I bust through the zombies and go for the useless piece of shit
You: THEIR IS A ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU!!! (dont forget your naked....)
Stranger: I stick my dildo blade up my butt,
As i look towards once again i see the stap on flying back at full speed so i duck,
Help the cricket up
You: woah kickin ass.... kind of.....
Stranger: I pull the sword out of my butt and smack a zombie in the face with my poop covered sword
Stranger: The cricket is now active,
I run forward to see if theres anything else,
I find a molly under the crate,
You: wtf is a molly....
Stranger: I throw it at all the zombies and the cricket who are now burning/dead
Stranger: (A moltolv coctail)
You: ooo nm
You: gotcha
You: (air plane goes over head)
Stranger: As i think they are all dead,
i had oly but killed 99,
You: Crate is dropped
You: containing ............
You: cothes
You: clothes*
You: bombs
Stranger: Comming from the ally i see a giant boulder flying towards me,
I barly dodge it,
You: a ONE TIME button to call chuck norris for 35 seconds
Stranger: I notice the crate and i see the take rush towards me,
You: you hear zombies coming cricket looks at you
Stranger: I run for the take,
Drop my weapons,
You: man I dont think we can make it
Stranger: Cricket is dead
Stranger: I burnt him
You: o fuck hes dead
You: your alone!
You: naked
You: zombies getting closer
You: 80ft
Stranger: I grab the bomb and the button
You: 70 ft
Stranger: Throw the bomb as i continue to run,
You: 60 ft
Stranger: I push the button,
Chuck norris desended from the heavens,
You: O SHIT
You: the zombies stop in place
Stranger: Dashes towards the take yelling FALCON PUNCH!
You: they all try to hide
Stranger: Take is dead
Stranger: I win
Stranger: Tank*
You: damn
You: ok last scenario
You: if you can beat tihs
You: you BEAT THE GAME
Stranger: Dude no way
Stranger: Too much thinking
You: o I knew you couldnt handle the round 3
You: it is tough
You: cricket said you wouldnt be able to do it
Stranger: Rofl
You: I bet 5$ you could
You: and now your backing down
You: wtf *shakes head* I thought you had what it takes
Stranger: Dude,
I only do scenarios,
When im in the mood,
Pwning all those zombies
Stranger: Tired me out
You: dude
You: when the zombies come
You: their is no waiting
You: you cant take a break from killing zombies
You: they dont just stop
Stranger: Yeah you can
You: THEY ARE COMING MAN!!!
You: NO YOU CANT
Stranger: You click the ESC button and have a smoke
Stranger: XD
You: no man they are really coming
Stranger: Yeah,
in 3 years
Stranger: Not nao
You: you'll die
You: you wont be ready
You: your to much of a wuss
You: =(
You: dont come for help
You: I wont let you in
You: neither will cricket
Stranger: Dude,
I just pwned 200 zombies with a stap on and a dildo
Stranger: I think im ready enough
Stranger: XD
You: good point
Stranger: Strap*
You: but their are 5,000 on their way to you right now
Stranger: Lol,
Im signing off and taking a shit
You: lol l8r
Stranger: Hope you save this convo,
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: Peace DAWG G NIGGER SLICE
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