the difference between GUTS and BAllS

HMUSN · February 16th, 2007, 10:01 AM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Drgnracin72 · February 16th, 2007, 10:16 AM

lol

03 R Code · February 16th, 2007, 10:22 AM

Ha that's a good one.

Slicey · February 16th, 2007, 10:28 AM

Thats awsome ha ha!

FIVE-0 · February 16th, 2007, 11:07 AM

lol, its all so much more clear too me

February 16th, 2007, 10:01 AM	#1
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	the difference between GUTS and BAllS We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. __________________

February 16th, 2007, 10:16 AM	#2
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,635 iTrader: 2 reviews	lol __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

February 16th, 2007, 10:28 AM	#4
Slicey MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Salt Lake , UT. Drive It Like You Stole It! Posts: 3,178 iTrader: 0 reviews	Thats awsome ha ha! __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #3

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February 16th, 2007, 10:22 AM	#3
03 R Code MM Fanatic unstoppable @ speed of light Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knees deep in dat ass Posts: 3,104 iTrader: 0 reviews	Ha that's a good one.

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