are you kidding me...

atlacatl213 · November 13th, 2009, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by Destination S197

Don't hurt me *Hides* I know this doesn't apply to the girls here but it does to my sister and some ex girlfriends of mine.

girls are funny lol

sikedsyko · November 13th, 2009, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by vastang757

What I lack in car knowledge I make up for in my ability to search hayne's manuals

^ This. My girlfriend thinks I "just know" all about cars, when really I'm just good at googling and reading the Hayne's

vastang757 · November 13th, 2009, 02:13 PM

And don't forget the search button on here

luvmyGT · November 13th, 2009, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by GenevieveD

Its a turn off to me if a guy doesn't know anything about cars, he could be extremely smart in math or history whatever, but if he doesn't know anything about cars, I can only think of him as a moron.

I agree...it makes me feel like i'm the man in the relationship lol but all is well my bf knows plenty and I've got him hooked on mustangs now so my plan worked out well

Dolbs4082 · November 13th, 2009, 06:06 PM

I used to know a girl, and this is the gods honest truth, bought an eclipse about 45 miles away. got in it, put it into first gear and drove half way home, then it died. she called me up and said something had just happen and she needed me to come get her car and her.

i asked her when she learned to drive a 5 speed, she was like what do you mean. i was like well you obviously know how to shift, she was like i thought it was supposed to do that by itself.

She said that she wondered why she couldnt get going very fast and yet it was revving reaaaaaaaally high haha. poor girl.

Genevieve! · November 13th, 2009, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

I agree...it makes me feel like i'm the man in the relationship lol but all is well my bf knows plenty and I've got him hooked on mustangs now so my plan worked out well

haha, yeah, I met my boyfriend online (back in the days of AOL) and I was like "great another dude, probably gonna get me to tell him what Im wearing or something" My first question was "what do you drive?" and he said "68 mustang"

The rest is history.

my own at home mechanic to do the strong manly stuff I can't do.

TheUNZippee! · November 13th, 2009, 07:27 PM

GenevieveD used to think that tires were square, until I layeth down the furious hand of discipline upon her buttocks.

Yes, just one hand

PiggySmallz · November 13th, 2009, 07:51 PM

this thread is awesome!!! i love stupid people

TheUNZippee! · November 13th, 2009, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by PiggySmallz

this thread is awesome!!! i love eating stupid people's poo

damn... you really ARE a piggy

JASonic · November 13th, 2009, 08:01 PM

I hate to say this guys but...one of the best mechanics I ever had up north had boobies...and not the man boobies either. She wasnt really "hot" but she was still a she.

PiggySmallz · November 13th, 2009, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

damn... you really ARE a piggy

i don't eat it i just roll around in it

TheUNZippee! · November 13th, 2009, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by PiggySmallz

i don't eat it i just roll around in it

I can't tell you how relieved I am to hear that

callme

v606er · November 13th, 2009, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by GenevieveD

right? They never change the oil, and wonder why the car fails after 30k miles, then they claim they are never gonna buy another (Insert car manufacturer here) Again.

Cars don't run off dreams, wishes and fairy dust.. you have to keep up on that shit, not matter what kind of car it is.

Priuses do.

08blkgt500 · November 13th, 2009, 11:19 PM

UWISHU1 · November 13th, 2009, 11:25 PM

Wow, she should of had a V8

Mustangshar · November 13th, 2009, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Destination S197

Don't hurt me *Hides* I know this doesn't apply to the girls here but it does to my sister and some ex girlfriends of mine.

GTFO! Hahahahahaha now thats funny! Magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha

Mustangshar · November 13th, 2009, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Dolbs4082

I used to know a girl, and this is the gods honest truth, bought an eclipse about 45 miles away. got in it, put it into first gear and drove half way home, then it died. she called me up and said something had just happen and she needed me to come get her car and her.

i asked her when she learned to drive a 5 speed, she was like what do you mean. i was like well you obviously know how to shift, she was like i thought it was supposed to do that by itself.

She said that she wondered why she couldnt get going very fast and yet it was revving reaaaaaaaally high haha. poor girl.

IT'S TRUE???????????????? Really????? OMG now seriously, even I at 5 years old new more than that!!!! I cannot EVEN imagine. WTF just drive in 1st???? Hahaha thats insane.

ImpOnFire · November 14th, 2009, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Destination S197

holy shit i fucking laughed so hard! hahahaha awesome!

Originally Posted by GenevieveD

haha, I have known some girls who just think, all a car needs is gas.

I once knew a girl who had said to me " wait, you have to change the oil in the car? is that different than gas?"

seriously. come on now.

pfft.. i know you have to change the oil.. i just have the tendency of forgetting its there to change until my engine knocks at me and says 'oh hai i i can haz oil plz?'

i always keep a quart of blinker fluid in the trunk too.. never know when that shit will come in handy

TheUNZippee! · November 14th, 2009, 01:32 PM

Don't forget to grease your muffler bearing

93hatch · November 14th, 2009, 01:37 PM

automatics are for women and old people

November 13th, 2009, 02:13 PM	#23
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Dolbs4082 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2005 Mustang GT Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: kansas Posts: 5,394 iTrader: 0 reviews	I used to know a girl, and this is the gods honest truth, bought an eclipse about 45 miles away. got in it, put it into first gear and drove half way home, then it died. she called me up and said something had just happen and she needed me to come get her car and her. i asked her when she learned to drive a 5 speed, she was like what do you mean. i was like well you obviously know how to shift, she was like i thought it was supposed to do that by itself. She said that she wondered why she couldnt get going very fast and yet it was revving reaaaaaaaally high haha. poor girl. __________________ MM + Cleavage member #22

November 13th, 2009, 07:27 PM	#27
TheUNZippee! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 61,816 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	GenevieveD used to think that tires were square, until I layeth down the furious hand of discipline upon her buttocks. Yes, just one hand __________________

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November 13th, 2009, 08:01 PM	#30
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,406 iTrader: 20 reviews	I hate to say this guys but...one of the best mechanics I ever had up north had boobies...and not the man boobies either. She wasnt really "hot" but she was still a she.

November 14th, 2009, 01:32 PM	#39
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November 14th, 2009, 01:37 PM	#40
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