The Funny Quotes Thread

Safi · November 27th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by 3.8Coastie

i dont get it either lol

It's from Baccano! lol

So fuckin funny

Ninjawafers! · November 27th, 2009, 08:50 PM

i havent seen Buccano! yet

Ninjawafers! · November 27th, 2009, 09:05 PM

Clannad:

Tomoya: Sunohara, you alive? It's after school already.
Sunohara: Classes are over?
Tomoya: Yeah, about a hundred years ago.
Sunohara: A hundred? Then you'd be dead.
Tomoya: Yes. I'm a hologram.
Sunohara: Seriously?
Tomoya: You've slept for a hundred years after being kicked by Tomoyo. This is a world a hundred years since then.
Sunohara: What? Then what happened to the world?
Tomoya: It ended.
Sunohara: Seriously?! Father. Mother. I'm sorry I was an idiot to the very end. I'll live my best even if I'm alone.
Tomoya: Wake up already. *kick*
Sunohara: The hologram kicked me. You're real!
Tomoya: I'm actually a cyborg.
Sunohara: Then when you said the world ended...
Tomoya: It's true.
Sunohara: Seriously?! Father. Mother. I'm sorry I was such an idiot. I'll live to my fullest with the Okazaki cyborg.
Unknown Person: I can't believe you can keep it going for so long.
Sunohara: You were lying?
Tomoya: You believed it?

Girl acting like Tomoya: "I said, I'm Okazaki, I just turned into a girl"
Unknown girl: "Why did you turn into a girl?"
Girl acting like Tomoya: "It falls off every now and then"

Safi · November 27th, 2009, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by 3.8Coastie

Clannad:

Tomoya: Sunohara, you alive? It's after school already.
Sunohara: Classes are over?
Tomoya: Yeah, about a hundred years ago.
Sunohara: A hundred? Then you'd be dead.
Tomoya: Yes. I'm a hologram.
Sunohara: Seriously?
Tomoya: You've slept for a hundred years after being kicked by Tomoyo. This is a world a hundred years since then.
Sunohara: What? Then what happened to the world?
Tomoya: It ended.
Sunohara: Seriously?! Father. Mother. I'm sorry I was an idiot to the very end. I'll live my best even if I'm alone.
Tomoya: Wake up already. *kick*
Sunohara: The hologram kicked me. You're real!
Tomoya: I'm actually a cyborg.
Sunohara: Then when you said the world ended...
Tomoya: It's true.
Sunohara: Seriously?! Father. Mother. I'm sorry I was such an idiot. I'll live to my fullest with the Okazaki cyborg.
Unknown Person: I can't believe you can keep it going for so long.
Sunohara: You were lying?
Tomoya: You believed it?

Girl acting like Tomoya: "I said, I'm Okazaki, I just turned into a girl"
Unknown girl: "Why did you turn into a girl?"
Girl acting like Tomoya: "It falls off every now and then"

clannad ftw

BWAL · November 27th, 2009, 09:17 PM

"i remember my first beer"

step brothers

dr.gonzo! · November 27th, 2009, 09:19 PM

TBL

Walter: Shut the fuck up Donnie.

HMUSN · November 27th, 2009, 09:21 PM

The Devils rejects:
"I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel."

"I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."

graystang01 · November 27th, 2009, 09:22 PM

"would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. id fuck me hard"

BostonPerformance · November 27th, 2009, 09:26 PM

she lika the way your dick taste
- knocked up

navyman8903 · November 27th, 2009, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

I love when he takes that punch to the face when hes trying to buy beer LOLOL

you are batting 1000 with me right now......knock it off.....

navyman8903 · November 27th, 2009, 10:25 PM

I loved this exchange for some reason.

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

Ninjawafers! · November 27th, 2009, 10:31 PM

yes its anime and yes its in japanese (english subtitles) but it is a must watch!

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

Ninjawafers! · November 27th, 2009, 10:34 PM

and this one also

both clips are the scenes of the Clannad quotes from earlier... both are hilarious!!!

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 01:45 AM

Thanks guys for all the quotes!!

it sucks i had to leave i had so many too add

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

Thanks guys for all the quotes!! it sucks i had to leave i had so many too add

So add them nao!

I need something to pass some time right now

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 01:50 AM

Lol ok good!!! ur still here!!! lol i thought everyone was gone

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

Lol ok good!!! ur still here!!! lol i thought everyone was gone

Guess so....Just me and you now

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 01:54 AM

lollllll always thinkin dirty...

im trying to think what movie i want to quote from i have so many favorites!!!

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

lollllll always thinkin dirty...

And you're not?

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:02 AM

Nope clean as a whistle!!!

so here are some quotes from Step Brothers

Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Derek: So, what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We could hug?
Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff: Holy Santa Claus Shit!

Brennan Huff: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass...
Nancy Huff: Brennan!
Brennan Huff: ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!

Nancy Huff: You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Brennan Huff: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."

Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
Dale Doback: Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.

November 27th, 2009, 08:50 PM	#22
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November 27th, 2009, 09:05 PM	#23
Ninjawafers! muneris pro ego 97 5.0 Exploder AWD snow has nuthin on me Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Kodiak, AK Posts: 7,412 iTrader: 1 reviews	Clannad: Tomoya: Sunohara, you alive? It's after school already. Sunohara: Classes are over? Tomoya: Yeah, about a hundred years ago. Sunohara: A hundred? Then you'd be dead. Tomoya: Yes. I'm a hologram. Sunohara: Seriously? Tomoya: You've slept for a hundred years after being kicked by Tomoyo. This is a world a hundred years since then. Sunohara: What? Then what happened to the world? Tomoya: It ended. Sunohara: Seriously?! Father. Mother. I'm sorry I was an idiot to the very end. I'll live my best even if I'm alone. Tomoya: Wake up already. kick Sunohara: The hologram kicked me. You're real! Tomoya: I'm actually a cyborg. Sunohara: Then when you said the world ended... Tomoya: It's true. Sunohara: Seriously?! Father. Mother. I'm sorry I was such an idiot. I'll live to my fullest with the Okazaki cyborg. Unknown Person: I can't believe you can keep it going for so long. Sunohara: You were lying? Tomoya: You believed it? Girl acting like Tomoya: "I said, I'm Okazaki, I just turned into a girl" Unknown girl: "Why did you turn into a girl?" Girl acting like Tomoya: "It falls off every now and then" __________________ Buy my M90 Kit and my Gears and T-Loc! MM ZDC - Alaska Base Commander MM+ Cleavage Club #24 MM Cares Crew / Military Crew M2C2 President / USCG - OS2

November 27th, 2009, 09:21 PM	#27
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November 27th, 2009, 09:26 PM	#29
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November 28th, 2009, 01:45 AM	#34
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	Thanks guys for all the quotes!! it sucks i had to leave i had so many too add

November 28th, 2009, 01:50 AM	#36
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	Lol ok good!!! ur still here!!! lol i thought everyone was gone

November 28th, 2009, 01:54 AM	#38
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	lollllll always thinkin dirty... im trying to think what movie i want to quote from i have so many favorites!!!

November 28th, 2009, 02:02 AM	#40
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	Nope clean as a whistle!!! so here are some quotes from Step Brothers Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! Derek: So, what do we do now? Brennan Huff: We could hug? Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this. Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls! Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set! Brennan Huff: Holy Santa Claus Shit! Brennan Huff: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass... Nancy Huff: Brennan! Brennan Huff: ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit! Nancy Huff: You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs. Brennan Huff: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on." Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags. Dale Doback: Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.

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