The Funny Quotes Thread

atlacatl213 · November 28th, 2009, 02:07 AM

*singing* Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B.

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

Nope clean as a whistle!!!

We should change that

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:28 AM

haha safi funny how out of my WHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE post you just pick out those words loll

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

haha safi funny how out of my WHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE post you just pick out those words loll

Hey what can I say...It's my duty

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:32 AM

did you at least find any of the quotes funnny?!?!?!

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

did you at least find any of the quotes funnny?!?!?!

Yup...I like this one

"Derek: So, what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We could hug?
Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this. "

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:36 AM

more funny quotes from the hangover!!!!!

“Doug is probably dead, face down in a ditch and getting butt fucked by a meth addict”

“In the face! IN THE FACE!”

Alan: I’m sure you get this a lot, but is this really Ceasar’s Palace?
Hotel Clerk: What do you mean?
Alan: Did Ceasar really live here?
Hotel Clerk: No
Alan: Didn’t think so

“We’re not going to leave a baby in the room. There’s a fucking tiger in the bathroom.”

“Whose baby is that?”
“Check its collar or something.”

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:36 AM

of course you'd like the gay quote

...the hangover quotes are classic

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

of course you'd like the gay quote ...the hangover quotes are classic

HAY! Whats that supposed to mean

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:40 AM

Awwww thats actually a nice quote lol comparing friendship to pee

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

Awwww thats actually a nice quote lol comparing friendship to pee

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway"

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:45 AM

Now that quote is actually true!!!

you know what i find funny i saw it on someones sig here at MM

"Having a 9 second neon is like coming out of the closet, at first everyone is shocked, but you're still gay" I LOVE THAT ONE!!

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

Now that quote is actually true!!!

you know what i find funny i saw it on someones sig here at MM

"Having a 9 second neon is like coming out of the closet, at first everyone is shocked, but you're still gay" I LOVE THAT ONE!!

seen that one a lot lol

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest."

And my motto

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman"

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:51 AM

lol i like those quotes...very funny and some are true!! aren't you the little insightful one tonight!

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:55 AM

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hey safi do you like any of those?

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 02:57 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

lol i like those quotes...very funny and some are true!! aren't you the little insightful one tonight!

I'm insightful all the time...I am THE Safi after all

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

"Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking."

luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 02:59 AM

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

thats so true

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 02:59 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

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hey safi do you like any of those?

I like this one...You should get it, then send me a pic of you wearing it so i can see how good it looks on you

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luvmyGT · November 28th, 2009, 03:01 AM

Thanks for the input

i'm gonna buy one of the tops when i get my wheels/tires!

Safi · November 28th, 2009, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by luvmyGT

Thanks for the input i'm gonna buy one of the tops when i get my wheels/tires!

Awesome! What wheels are you going with?

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November 28th, 2009, 02:28 AM	#43
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha safi funny how out of my WHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE post you just pick out those words loll

November 28th, 2009, 02:32 AM	#45
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	did you at least find any of the quotes funnny?!?!?!

November 28th, 2009, 02:36 AM	#47
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	more funny quotes from the hangover!!!!! “Doug is probably dead, face down in a ditch and getting butt fucked by a meth addict” “In the face! IN THE FACE!” Alan: I’m sure you get this a lot, but is this really Ceasar’s Palace? Hotel Clerk: What do you mean? Alan: Did Ceasar really live here? Hotel Clerk: No Alan: Didn’t think so “We’re not going to leave a baby in the room. There’s a fucking tiger in the bathroom.” “Whose baby is that?” “Check its collar or something.”

November 28th, 2009, 02:36 AM	#48
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	of course you'd like the gay quote ...the hangover quotes are classic

November 28th, 2009, 02:40 AM	#50
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	Awwww thats actually a nice quote lol comparing friendship to pee

November 28th, 2009, 02:45 AM	#52
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	Now that quote is actually true!!! you know what i find funny i saw it on someones sig here at MM "Having a 9 second neon is like coming out of the closet, at first everyone is shocked, but you're still gay" I LOVE THAT ONE!!

November 28th, 2009, 02:51 AM	#54
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol i like those quotes...very funny and some are true!! aren't you the little insightful one tonight!

November 28th, 2009, 02:55 AM	#55
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	Women's Ford Mustang T Shirts at AmericanMuscle - Free Shipping! hey safi do you like any of those?

November 28th, 2009, 02:59 AM	#57
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." thats so true

November 28th, 2009, 03:01 AM	#59
luvmyGT Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	Thanks for the input i'm gonna buy one of the tops when i get my wheels/tires!

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