The Funny Quotes Thread

luvmyGT · November 27th, 2009, 07:32 PM

I've decided to start a funny quotes thread because navyman's thread in the tech section brought up Anchorman....and you know what I just realized there are alot of funny quotes out there....

Let me start this off with my favorite quotes from Old School

Frank:You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight.

Frank: I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.

Frank: We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

Mitch Martin: At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

3.8Coastie · November 27th, 2009, 07:41 PM

Year One:
Oh: “I’d like to see how big you are without that whip… Same basic size.”

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

Zed: “You don’t need me. Everybody knows you’re the smartest guy in the village. Now they’re gonna know you’re the most incredible warrior anyone’s ever seen, the way you punched that lady? Man.”
Oh: “Well I mean she left me no choice so I had to, you know, punch her in the face.

Abraham: “This is my son, Sir. We were playing a game. It’s called: burny-burny cut-cut."

Zed: “ Never trusted that guy!”
Oh: “Why because he brutally murdered his own brother with a rock? Is that why you didn’t trust him? You have great instincts.”

Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha. Not your choice!

I fuckin loved that movie

luvmyGT · November 27th, 2009, 07:43 PM

Zed: “You don’t need me. Everybody knows you’re the smartest guy in the village. Now they’re gonna know you’re the most incredible warrior anyone’s ever seen, the way you punched that lady? Man.”
Oh: “Well I mean she left me no choice so I had to, you know, punch her in the face.

that's classic!!!!! LOLOLOL

3.8Coastie · November 27th, 2009, 07:51 PM

that movie had me rollin... not so much from Jack Black, but Michael Cera was hilarious. the way he delivered the hilarious lines was completely monotone and it just made it that much more funny

luvmyGT · November 27th, 2009, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by 3.8Coastie

that movie had me rollin... not so much from Jack Black, but Michael Cera was hilarious. the way he delivered the hilarious lines was completely monotone and it just made it that much more funny

oh man CERA is hilarious just like in Superbad!!!!

3.8Coastie · November 27th, 2009, 07:54 PM

yeah... definitely an up and coming comedy star

mclovin was in the movie also... he had a small part, but was completely hilarious

edit: when abraham said “This is my son, Sir. We were playing a game. It’s called: burny-burny cut-cut." i was in tears

luvmyGT · November 27th, 2009, 07:55 PM

I love when he takes that punch to the face when hes trying to buy beer LOLOL

luvmyGT · November 27th, 2009, 07:55 PM

Damn! i gotta go

please keep the thread alive with funny quotes!!! so i can laugh when i come back!!!!

3.8Coastie · November 27th, 2009, 07:57 PM

ill try

07 STROKER · November 27th, 2009, 07:59 PM

I killed a man with a trident!!!

07 STROKER · November 27th, 2009, 08:06 PM

Never sneak up on a man whos been in a chemical fire! (Hot Rod)

dr.gonzo · November 27th, 2009, 08:20 PM

Christmas Vacation

Clark: Burn dust... Eat my rubber.

Russ: Uh...Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.

Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.

3.8Coastie · November 27th, 2009, 08:30 PM

state the movie you are quoting

BWAL · November 27th, 2009, 08:32 PM

sex drive had some fucking hilarious quotes too

dr.gonzo · November 27th, 2009, 08:33 PM

like...let me put it in your butt

BWAL · November 27th, 2009, 08:35 PM

"that ain't no etch-a-sketch. this is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."

Juno

3.8Coastie · November 27th, 2009, 08:42 PM

Talladega Nights:

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?

Texas Ranger: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

Jean Girard: Now it is time for the matador to dance with the blind shoe-maker!

dr.gonzo · November 27th, 2009, 08:43 PM

If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one., Chevy Chase, Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold, Sound Bite

Safi · November 27th, 2009, 08:44 PM

Probably no one here will get this one (maybe coastie) but whateva

Gangster 1: *chews bird seeds* "Want some?"
*silence*
Gangster 2: "No"
Gangster 1: "Suit yourself" *continues chewing*

3.8Coastie · November 27th, 2009, 08:47 PM

i dont get it either lol

November 27th, 2009, 07:32 PM	#1
luvmyGT Enthusiast 2008 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In Safi's turban!! Posts: 521	The Funny Quotes Thread I've decided to start a funny quotes thread because navyman's thread in the tech section brought up Anchorman....and you know what I just realized there are alot of funny quotes out there.... Let me start this off with my favorite quotes from Old School Frank:You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Frank: I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. Frank: We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium. Mitch Martin: At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis? __________________ ~MELISSA~ Black Stang Crew Member #8 Kyle, Stephen & Mel's Only Real Late Night Crew Co-Co Founder

November 27th, 2009, 07:43 PM	#3
luvmyGT Enthusiast 2008 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In Safi's turban!! Posts: 521	Zed: “You don’t need me. Everybody knows you’re the smartest guy in the village. Now they’re gonna know you’re the most incredible warrior anyone’s ever seen, the way you punched that lady? Man.” Oh: “Well I mean she left me no choice so I had to, you know, punch her in the face. that's classic!!!!! LOLOLOL __________________ ~MELISSA~ Black Stang Crew Member #8 Kyle, Stephen & Mel's Only Real Late Night Crew Co-Co Founder

November 27th, 2009, 07:55 PM	#7
luvmyGT Enthusiast 2008 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In Safi's turban!! Posts: 521	I love when he takes that punch to the face when hes trying to buy beer LOLOL __________________ ~MELISSA~ Black Stang Crew Member #8 Kyle, Stephen & Mel's Only Real Late Night Crew Co-Co Founder

November 27th, 2009, 07:55 PM	#8
luvmyGT Enthusiast 2008 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In Safi's turban!! Posts: 521	Damn! i gotta go please keep the thread alive with funny quotes!!! so i can laugh when i come back!!!! __________________ ~MELISSA~ Black Stang Crew Member #8 Kyle, Stephen & Mel's Only Real Late Night Crew Co-Co Founder

November 27th, 2009, 07:59 PM	#10
07 STROKER MM's resident Juice head 07 Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: PA Posts: 7,807	I killed a man with a trident!!! __________________ The MGW short throw shifter Its not just a shifter...It's a lifestyle!

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November 27th, 2009, 08:06 PM	#11
07 STROKER MM's resident Juice head 07 Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: PA Posts: 7,807	Never sneak up on a man whos been in a chemical fire! (Hot Rod) __________________ The MGW short throw shifter Its not just a shifter...It's a lifestyle!

November 27th, 2009, 08:20 PM	#12
dr.gonzo Hardcore Enthusiast 1988 GT VERT 14.9 and not a hundredth over Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: KC MO Posts: 1,301	Christmas Vacation Clark: Burn dust... Eat my rubber. Russ: Uh...Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust. Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever. __________________ 8=====D~~~ Founder and CO founder of late night-early morning c-c-c-combo breaker club Last edited by dr.gonzo : November 27th, 2009 at 08:33 PM.

November 27th, 2009, 08:32 PM	#14
BWAL Any hole is my goal! 2021 Mustang V12 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: modified88dreamer likes penis in and around his mouth Posts: 10,753	sex drive had some fucking hilarious quotes too __________________ 1989 LX 5.0 1990 LX 5.0 1993 LX 2.3 notch 1992 LX 5.0 1997 Cobra Buy one get one free. PM me i founded the founder of the cobra club

November 27th, 2009, 08:33 PM	#15
dr.gonzo Hardcore Enthusiast 1988 GT VERT 14.9 and not a hundredth over Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: KC MO Posts: 1,301	like...let me put it in your butt __________________ 8=====D~~~ Founder and CO founder of late night-early morning c-c-c-combo breaker club

November 27th, 2009, 08:35 PM	#16
BWAL Any hole is my goal! 2021 Mustang V12 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: modified88dreamer likes penis in and around his mouth Posts: 10,753	"that ain't no etch-a-sketch. this is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet." Juno __________________ 1989 LX 5.0 1990 LX 5.0 1993 LX 2.3 notch 1992 LX 5.0 1997 Cobra Buy one get one free. PM me i founded the founder of the cobra club

November 27th, 2009, 08:43 PM	#18
dr.gonzo Hardcore Enthusiast 1988 GT VERT 14.9 and not a hundredth over Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: KC MO Posts: 1,301	If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one., Chevy Chase, Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold, Sound Bite __________________ 8=====D~~~ Founder and CO founder of late night-early morning c-c-c-combo breaker club

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