[luvmyGT]

I've decided to start a funny quotes thread because navyman's thread in the tech section brought up Anchorman....and you know what I just realized there are alot of funny quotes out there....

Let me start this off with my favorite quotes from Old School

Frank:You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight.

Frank: I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.

Frank: We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

Mitch Martin: At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

[Ninjawafers!]

Year One:
Oh: “I’d like to see how big you are without that whip… Same basic size.”

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

Zed: “You don’t need me. Everybody knows you’re the smartest guy in the village. Now they’re gonna know you’re the most incredible warrior anyone’s ever seen, the way you punched that lady? Man.”
Oh: “Well I mean she left me no choice so I had to, you know, punch her in the face.

Abraham: “This is my son, Sir. We were playing a game. It’s called: burny-burny cut-cut."

Zed: “ Never trusted that guy!”
Oh: “Why because he brutally murdered his own brother with a rock? Is that why you didn’t trust him? You have great instincts.”

Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha. Not your choice!

I fuckin loved that movie

[luvmyGT]

Zed: “You don’t need me. Everybody knows you’re the smartest guy in the village. Now they’re gonna know you’re the most incredible warrior anyone’s ever seen, the way you punched that lady? Man.”
Oh: “Well I mean she left me no choice so I had to, you know, punch her in the face.

that's classic!!!!! LOLOLOL

[Ninjawafers!]

that movie had me rollin... not so much from Jack Black, but Michael Cera was hilarious. the way he delivered the hilarious lines was completely monotone and it just made it that much more funny

[luvmyGT]

Originally Posted by 3.8Coastie that movie had me rollin... not so much from Jack Black, but Michael Cera was hilarious. the way he delivered the hilarious lines was completely monotone and it just made it that much more funny

oh man CERA is hilarious just like in Superbad!!!!

[Ninjawafers!]

yeah... definitely an up and coming comedy star

mclovin was in the movie also... he had a small part, but was completely hilarious

edit: when abraham said “This is my son, Sir. We were playing a game. It’s called: burny-burny cut-cut." i was in tears

[luvmyGT]

I love when he takes that punch to the face when hes trying to buy beer LOLOL

[luvmyGT]

Damn! i gotta go please keep the thread alive with funny quotes!!! so i can laugh when i come back!!!!

[Ninjawafers!]

ill try

[07 STROKER]

I killed a man with a trident!!!

[07 STROKER]

Never sneak up on a man whos been in a chemical fire! (Hot Rod)

[dr.gonzo!]

Christmas Vacation

Clark: Burn dust... Eat my rubber.

Russ: Uh...Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.

Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.

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state the movie you are quoting

[BWAL]

sex drive had some fucking hilarious quotes too

[dr.gonzo!]

like...let me put it in your butt

[BWAL]

"that ain't no etch-a-sketch. this is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."

Juno

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Talladega Nights:

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?

Texas Ranger: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

Jean Girard: Now it is time for the matador to dance with the blind shoe-maker!

[dr.gonzo!]

If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one., Chevy Chase, Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold, Sound Bite

[Safi]

Probably no one here will get this one (maybe coastie) but whateva


Gangster 1: *chews bird seeds* "Want some?"
*silence*
Gangster 2: "No"
Gangster 1: "Suit yourself" *continues chewing*

[Ninjawafers!]

i dont get it either lol