[WAR-PARTY]

As you might know I don't really care if ya slam me, this is some funny shit!
W>P>

Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood, everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck, dat Obama gunna brang us our checks.

All of da family, was layin' on da flo',
my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".

I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see, I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came, and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who, On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?

Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do', an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch..he don did dis befo!"
He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!

[Safi]

Wow...that was funny...

[vastang757]

i couldnt finish it... if hurt my eyes

[Seabee]

amazing

[Notcho]

my eyes are watering..

[Blitz34]

This needs to be a sticky.

for what I don't know.

[CobraPhoenix]

thats awesome reps dude

[wraitherx]

that was some great shit

[foursixblurrrr03]

[Seabee]

its funny cuz its true lol

[Safi]

Originally Posted by wraitherx that was some great shit

Your car looks really similar to someone elses....Dunno who though

[wraitherx]

Originally Posted by Safi Your car looks really similar to someone elses....Dunno who though

I had mine first I was gonna pick a picture from the passengers side but then i remembered that you had yours like that you like the little added Kenshin face with the "X" showing

[Safi]

Originally Posted by wraitherx I had mine first I was gonna pick a picture from the passengers side but then i remembered that you had yours like that you like the little added Kenshin face with the "X" showing

Haha, nice I noticed him lurking there

[wraitherx]

i knew that if anyone would notice it would either be you or coastie /threadjack

[wrksnfx]

this looks oddly like my post in smackdown......hmmmm.

[wraitherx]

wow