Letters Trick plus a Few Other Funnies

97Cobra · March 2nd, 2007, 09:16 PM

Letters Trick
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

LOL

Heres another Funny....

Taking A Tinkle
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this

bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.' 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'

Another....

Poof!
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

another......

Revenge
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"

BWAL09 · March 2nd, 2007, 09:21 PM

ROFLMFAO! i loved the last one hahahahahahahha

GreenFaleen · March 2nd, 2007, 09:21 PM

That letters thing was pretty neat I didn't even notice the letter mix up till I was done reading lol

97Cobra · March 2nd, 2007, 09:24 PM

LOL yaeh I Tohugt it Was Pttrey cool. lol

Steamboat 16 · March 2nd, 2007, 11:05 PM

i like the first storie the most

oldernewbie · March 3rd, 2007, 03:15 AM

Taht was smoe fnnuy sutff! I rellay leikd teh one aubot peoign teh bset.

Tnhkas.

232stang · March 3rd, 2007, 04:09 AM

Originally Posted by 97Cobra

LOL yaeh I Tohugt it Was Pttrey cool. lol

i had a hard time reading it. i had to reread each word twice. maybe because im a tad bit dyslexic.

97Cobra · March 3rd, 2007, 03:50 PM

LOL I thought they all were funny......glad you guys liked em!

raceruler03 · March 3rd, 2007, 05:14 PM

great stuff

rednsilver91 · March 3rd, 2007, 05:46 PM

ha ha ha those were funny! lol..

97Cobra · May 10th, 2007, 02:06 PM

> A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
> He throws the kite up in the air,
> the wind catches it for a few seconds -
> then it comes crashing back down to earth.
> He tries this a few more times with no success.
> All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
> muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
> She opens the window and yells to her husband,
> "You need a piece of tail!"
>
> The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
> "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!"

96Snaker · May 10th, 2007, 11:40 PM

That's great!

March 2nd, 2007, 09:16 PM	#1
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	Letters Trick plus a Few Other Funnies Letters Trick Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe. LOL Heres another Funny.... Taking A Tinkle A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.' 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.' Another.... Poof! An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." * POOF * Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." * POOF * She turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. * POOF * There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered." another...... Revenge In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!" __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

March 2nd, 2007, 09:21 PM	#3
GreenFaleen Resident MM Ricer 2006 Scion tC 13.9@103/8.9@81 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Raleigh/Lenoir, NC Posts: 9,446	That letters thing was pretty neat I didn't even notice the letter mix up till I was done reading lol __________________ Scion Tc-strup racing header, CAI, Ground Kit, NOS 100shot, Custom suspension, Doc. I 50% STS MM 4 Banger club: Senior Ricer "Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races." -Carroll Shelby Thanks To My Sponsors: Strup Performance

March 2nd, 2007, 09:24 PM	#4
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	LOL yaeh I Tohugt it Was Pttrey cool. lol __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

March 2nd, 2007, 11:05 PM	#5
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March 3rd, 2007, 03:50 PM	#8
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	LOL I thought they all were funny......glad you guys liked em! __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

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March 3rd, 2007, 03:15 AM	#6
oldernewbie Enthusiast 2006 GT Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On the edge of America Posts: 763	Taht was smoe fnnuy sutff! I rellay leikd teh one aubot peoign teh bset. Tnhkas.

March 3rd, 2007, 05:14 PM	#9
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March 3rd, 2007, 05:46 PM	#10
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May 10th, 2007, 02:06 PM	#11
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming Posts: 6,515	> A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. > He throws the kite up in the air, > the wind catches it for a few seconds - > then it comes crashing back down to earth. > He tries this a few more times with no success. > All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, > muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. > She opens the window and yells to her husband, > "You need a piece of tail!" > > The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, > "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!" __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

May 10th, 2007, 11:40 PM	#12
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