[chocolate]

So if you put enough fish in a tank and they try and swim really fast could they put off enough heat to boil the water. idk just wondering.

[koessl]

Read it slooooowwwwweeeeerrrrrr aaaattttttllllllll. Maybe you can understand it then.


















well played sir... well played.

[Youngin]

Originally Posted by atlacatl213 *pulls out a notepad and a pen* tell me, how is your relationship with your father?

i dont have to tell you nothing

:ahem:

he use to beat me when i was a child.. then he left.. maybe if i had been a good boy!

i dont see you writing!

[atlacatl213]

Originally Posted by koessl Blaaaaaaaaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah well played sir... well played.

Ohh ok gotcha lol

Originally Posted by xNUM1KILLAx So if you put enough fish in a tank and they try and swim really fast could they put off enough heat to boil the water. idk just wondering.

LOL first off they rely on anaerobic exercises (short and quick bursts of energy), sooo you're going to have to have a bunch of them in a tight spot, reacting all at the same time to just even make the water lukewarm...

boiling will not happen lol

Originally Posted by Youngin i dont have to tell you nothing :ahem: he use to beat me when i was a child.. then he left.. maybe if i had been a good boy! i dont see you writing!

*finishes doodling number figures...*

ohh right, did you think that your father held such high expectations of you that seemed unrealistic for you to achieve?

[chocolate]

Yea well my mother beat me when i was 2, 3, 5 at kmart, walmart, cvs...............

[chocolate]

Originally Posted by atlacatl213 LOL first off they rely on anaerobic exercises (short and quick bursts of energy), sooo you're going to have to have a bunch of them in a tight spot, reacting all at the same time to just even make the water lukewarm... boiling will not happen lol

Hey you never know there could be a dance team of fish somewhere. i was just messing around btw.

[atlacatl213]

Originally Posted by xNUM1KILLAx Yea well my mother beat me when i was 2, 3, 5 at kmart, walmart, cvs...............

You too?

I should form a support group...

C-BARS

Children Beaten At Retail Stores

[Youngin]

Originally Posted by xNUM1KILLAx Yea well my mother beat me when i was 2, 3, 5 at kmart, walmart, cvs...............

nope.. she hit you right when you entered TARGET!

[Youngin]

Originally Posted by atlacatl213 *finishes doodling number figures...* ohh right, did you think that your father held such high expectations of you that seemed unrealistic for you to achieve?

da loco.. high expectations! i was 2!

anyways.. what if i was in a small fish tank masturbating furiously.. will that get the water to boil? well based on the fact that i take a viagra and last longer than 30seconds..

[chocolate]

Originally Posted by atlacatl213 You too? I should form a support group... C-BARS Children Beaten At Retail Stores

its a carlos mencia joke but hell ill join for the hell of it.

[atlacatl213]

Originally Posted by Youngin da loco.. high expectations! i was 2! anyways.. what if i was in a small fish tank masturbating furiously.. will that get the water to boil? well based on the fact that i take a viagra and last longer than 30seconds..

that would be good and gravy only that...

1) fish don't have have a penis
2) they just spray the eggs when the female fish lay the eggs
3) if you even had a penis, jerking off with your fins would be like if your hand was a sheet of paper... it's not going to happen.

[atlacatl213]

Originally Posted by xNUM1KILLAx its a carlos mencia joke but hell ill join for the hell of it.

wait that was a carlos mencia joke?

damn that bastard stole my joke!

[chocolate]

yea it was and i think he ment him as a human beating off not a fish.

[Youngin]

Originally Posted by atlacatl213 that would be good and gravy only that... 1) fish don't have have a penis 2) they just spray the eggs when the female fish lay the eggs 3) if you even had a penis, jerking off with your fins would be like if your hand was a sheet of paper... it's not going to happen.

first of all.. what do you think the glass corners are for.. 2nd since most fish arent solitary.. they can help each other out.. 3rd what fun is it being a fish when you cant unload a good one..

[Youngin]

Originally Posted by xNUM1KILLAx yea it was and i think he ment him as a human beating off not a fish.

and yeah that.. i meant me trying to boil the water.. that would save some gas bill actually.. ill think of it as another last nighter and pull out so i can make my noodles without sour cream!

[ReverendDexter]

Originally Posted by atlacatl213 wait that was a carlos mencia joke? damn that bastard stole my joke!

Considering that Carlos Mencia steals all his material, that's not surprising in the least.

[chocolate]

I still think he is funny. IDK if its stolen material

[Youngin]

yes ned steals jokes..

[atlacatl213]

Originally Posted by xNUM1KILLAx yea it was and i think he ment him as a human beating off not a fish.

Then of course he'd warm the water up... just not very significantly lol

Originally Posted by Youngin first of all.. what do you think the glass corners are for.. 2nd since most fish arent solitary.. they can help each other out.. 3rd what fun is it being a fish when you cant unload a good one..

if fish started helping each other out, then its not masturbation now is it? lol

Originally Posted by Youngin and yeah that.. i meant me trying to boil the water.. that would save some gas bill actually.. ill think of it as another last nighter and pull out so i can make my noodles without sour cream!

you alone aren't enough to boil water lol, then yet if you masturbate in there im sure you'll have added sour cream in the water >.>

Originally Posted by ReverendDexter Considering that Carlos Mencia steals all his material, that's not surprising in the least.

I'm just surprised he'd steal from another mexican...

ok no not really.

[Youngin]

okay lets get this straight.. 2 fins = basically tweezer's.. youve heard the expression go use a tweezer right?