Loving letter from your wife

neckbonekat · March 12th, 2007, 07:49 PM

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let
you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck
when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I
really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from a dinner party, when I turned into the
driveway. I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the
brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately
came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but
I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

wraitherlx · March 12th, 2007, 08:51 PM

ive seen that picture somewhere b4 and I think to myself, "I would be pissed!"

BWAL09 · March 12th, 2007, 08:53 PM

i'd still take the ferrari

yojoe600 · March 12th, 2007, 09:47 PM

i would probly kill her lol

Luis_GT · March 12th, 2007, 10:10 PM

Shed be dead in less than a second...

TheUNZippee! · March 12th, 2007, 10:13 PM

I hope the girlfriend was extra-spicy.

DragonFreak · March 12th, 2007, 10:37 PM

it looks like it hapend during a flood or some storm...if you look at the car its not damaged where th truck would have hit it to get on top of it

87foxbodylx · March 12th, 2007, 11:00 PM

also the garage windows are boarded up. dead giveaway

Steamboat 16 · March 12th, 2007, 11:07 PM

that gave me a good ghuckle, thanks

neckbonekat · March 12th, 2007, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by DragonFreak

it looks like it hapend during a flood or some storm...if you look at the car its not damaged where th truck would have hit it to get on top of it

If it happened during a flood the boxes would be wet. Cardboard doesn't dry too quickly, and if she drove through the door that would explain how she got on the car without ramming. Who knows if it's true. It was a FWD I got from my sister and I thought it was funny. LOL

Originally Posted by 87foxbodylx

also the garage windows are boarded up. dead giveaway

My garage windows are boarded up. LOL

mikebert · March 12th, 2007, 11:47 PM

If it happened during a flood, then why is there so much dirt / dust on top of the car? Oh, and how do you account for the, ya know, garage door underneath the truck and sprawled across the car?

TheUNZippee! · March 13th, 2007, 01:12 AM

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

WAR-PARTY · March 13th, 2007, 02:16 PM

Dear Loving wife,
Of course I forgive you. These things happen. Of course I have been known to lie, I'd just as soon you told me that you blew a herd of elephants for a nikel! The witness program just might be for you, cause when I get home........
Your loving Husband

2000Si · March 13th, 2007, 02:18 PM

The description is made up. A contractor was leaving his neighborhood drunk, ran the curb and into the guys driveway doing 40-50 something... and then through the garage onto the modena. Poor Modena.

neckbonekat · March 13th, 2007, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY

Dear Loving wife,
Of course I forgive you. These things happen. Of course I have been known to lie, I'd just as soon you told me that you blew a herd of elephants for a nikel! The witness program just might be for you, cause when I get home........
Your loving Husband

Far more polite than I would have put it, but I'm sure she'd get the point none the less.

Cricket · March 13th, 2007, 05:00 PM

Even though the ferrari is hurt the vespa is FINE!!!

mustang1072 · March 13th, 2007, 05:40 PM

1st thing id do is get my gun

Thewolfman456 · March 13th, 2007, 06:27 PM

Dear Loving Wife,

What the fuck? Just look at the car, look at it. Bumped my car my ass. You droving your god damned truck up on my car like it was a god damn highway. When I get home I'm going to take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of you. Our insurance doesn't cover shit like that.....It doesn't cover shit like that at all. Jesus, how the hell did you do that?

You better run bitch cause when I come home I'm going to beat your ass...

Love,
Your Darling Husband

I've never cursed so much in my life.

WAVEBYE · March 13th, 2007, 06:42 PM

Dear Honey,

You remember that night in the bedroom you showed me how flexible you are? Well that flexibility should come in handy now. So bend over,tuck your head between your legs,and kiss your ass goodbye.

Tony_90fox · March 13th, 2007, 06:56 PM

March 12th, 2007, 08:51 PM	#2
wraitherlx MM Electrical guru '99 SVT Cobra Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 4,564	ive seen that picture somewhere b4 and I think to myself, "I would be pissed!" __________________ MM Cobra Club Founder Benjamin Franklin - "He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither."

March 12th, 2007, 08:53 PM	#3
BWAL09 Any hole is my goal! 2021 Mustang V12 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: modified88dreamer likes penis in and around his mouth Posts: 9,962	i'd still take the ferrari __________________ 1989 LX 5.0 1990 LX 5.0 1993 LX 2.3 notch 1992 LX 5.0 1997 Cobra Buy one get one free. PM me i founded the founder of the cobra club

March 12th, 2007, 11:07 PM	#9
Steamboat 16 Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Steamboat Springs, CO Posts: 689	that gave me a good ghuckle, thanks __________________ Sex, Eating, and Driving Fast, the Three Greats in life and I can do all of them without leaving my MGM

March 13th, 2007, 02:16 PM	#13
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,143	Dear Loving wife, Of course I forgive you. These things happen. Of course I have been known to lie, I'd just as soon you told me that you blew a herd of elephants for a nikel! The witness program just might be for you, cause when I get home........ Your loving Husband __________________

March 13th, 2007, 05:00 PM	#16
Cricket Air Embolism Assassin 2004 Cobra #2260/3768 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Chesapeake Posts: 6,364	Even though the ferrari is hurt the vespa is FINE!!! __________________ MM Cobra Club #18 Bubba is my hero

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March 12th, 2007, 10:37 PM	#7
DragonFreak Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 422	it looks like it hapend during a flood or some storm...if you look at the car its not damaged where th truck would have hit it to get on top of it

March 12th, 2007, 11:00 PM	#8
87foxbodylx Enthusiast 1987 Mustang LX 13.9@102.43 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ephrata PA Posts: 649	also the garage windows are boarded up. dead giveaway

March 12th, 2007, 11:47 PM	#11
mikebert Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 906	If it happened during a flood, then why is there so much dirt / dust on top of the car? Oh, and how do you account for the, ya know, garage door underneath the truck and sprawled across the car?

March 13th, 2007, 02:18 PM	#14
2000Si Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 997	The description is made up. A contractor was leaving his neighborhood drunk, ran the curb and into the guys driveway doing 40-50 something... and then through the garage onto the modena. Poor Modena.

March 13th, 2007, 06:27 PM	#18
Thewolfman456 Regular Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 482	Dear Loving Wife, What the fuck? Just look at the car, look at it. Bumped my car my ass. You droving your god damned truck up on my car like it was a god damn highway. When I get home I'm going to take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of you. Our insurance doesn't cover shit like that.....It doesn't cover shit like that at all. Jesus, how the hell did you do that? You better run bitch cause when I come home I'm going to beat your ass... Love, Your Darling Husband I've never cursed so much in my life.

March 13th, 2007, 06:42 PM	#19
WAVEBYE Hardcore Enthusiast 03 Mustang GT Twin Turbo Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Southaven,MS Posts: 1,467	Dear Honey, You remember that night in the bedroom you showed me how flexible you are? Well that flexibility should come in handy now. So bend over,tuck your head between your legs,and kiss your ass goodbye. __________________ Nobody gonna take my car Im gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car Its gonna break the speed of sound Oooh its a killing machine Its got everything Like a driving power big fat tires And everything - Deep Purple

March 13th, 2007, 06:56 PM	#20
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