"ring ring"

HMUSN · March 21st, 2007, 01:09 AM

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**"Hello?"**

**"Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?"**

**"No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."**

**"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now."**

Brief Pause.

**"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."**

**"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**"I did it, Daddy."**

**"And what happened, honey?" He asked.**

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!"**

**"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"**

**"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**"Swimming pool? .............**

**Is this 486-5731?"*

*No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

GreenFaleen · March 21st, 2007, 01:16 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :haha thats great

Drgnracin72 · March 21st, 2007, 01:18 AM

holy shit that is great

MicronXD · March 21st, 2007, 01:18 AM

lmmfao!!!

mustang1072 · March 21st, 2007, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by GreenFaleen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :haha thats great

+1

232stang · March 21st, 2007, 01:40 AM

AWESOME!

DaemonJ · March 21st, 2007, 10:58 AM

That was absolutely great! LMFAO

GTsetGO · March 21st, 2007, 11:03 AM

Nice.

Luis_GT · March 21st, 2007, 06:39 PM

ROFLMMFAO

ChrisJ · March 21st, 2007, 06:41 PM

No matter how many times I hear that joke I still cant help but to laugh harcore...

Tony_90fox · March 21st, 2007, 06:50 PM

LOL, that is great!

ByPopularDemand · March 21st, 2007, 07:24 PM

Ha ha that was awesome...I almost pissed myself

wraitherx · March 21st, 2007, 08:27 PM

Love it!!!!!!!!!!1

March 21st, 2007, 01:09 AM	#1
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	"ring ring" Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay, Daddy, Just a minute." A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy." "And what happened, honey?" He asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." *Long Pause* *Longer Pause* *Even Longer Pause* Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............. Is this 486-5731?"* No, I think you have the wrong number....... __________________

March 21st, 2007, 01:16 AM	#2
GreenFaleen MM's Resident Ricer 2006 Scion tC 13.001@113 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Raleigh/Lenoir, NC Posts: 9,880 Blog Entries: 2 iTrader: 1 reviews	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :haha thats great __________________ Scion Tc Turbo - 9psi 297whp 287wtq 2500lbs :p MM 4 Banger club: Senior Ricer NCMM #9 "Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races." -Carroll Shelby

March 21st, 2007, 01:18 AM	#3
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,635 iTrader: 2 reviews	holy shit that is great __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

March 21st, 2007, 01:18 AM	#4
MicronXD Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In my command center! <br> PH34R M3!!! Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	lmmfao!!! __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #6 - Chief Petty Officer

March 21st, 2007, 11:03 AM	#8
GTsetGO Cigar Assassin 2004 Mustang GT 12.88 @ 112 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away Posts: 14,083 iTrader: 10 reviews	Nice. __________________ Cigar Samplers for Sale 2008 Acura TL-S - 2008 Honda Pilot EX-SE - 2008 Cain F Big Bear Paradox

March 21st, 2007, 10:58 AM	#7
DaemonJ Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cookeville, TN Posts: 530 iTrader: 0 reviews	That was absolutely great! LMFAO

March 21st, 2007, 06:39 PM	#9
Luis_GT Banned 2002 BMW 530i don't know and don't care Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,180 iTrader: 0 reviews	ROFLMMFAO

March 21st, 2007, 06:41 PM	#10
ChrisJ RLY SRS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Meade, MD Posts: 38,220 Blog Entries: 4 iTrader: 10 reviews	No matter how many times I hear that joke I still cant help but to laugh harcore... __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S - 2008 EB Ford Expedition - 2002 Boosted GT - Sold Facebook Google+

March 21st, 2007, 06:50 PM	#11
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL, that is great! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

March 21st, 2007, 07:24 PM	#12
ByPopularDemand Hardcore Enthusiast 2000 V6 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 2,666 iTrader: 0 reviews	Ha ha that was awesome...I almost pissed myself __________________ 2000 V6 vert Mac LT headers, Mac O/R H-pipe, Mac CAI, ASP 25% underdrive pulley(r.i.p), SCT tune, 8.8 rear and 4.10 gears.

March 21st, 2007, 08:27 PM	#13
wraitherx Moderator '99 SVT Cobra Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 9,568 iTrader: 11 reviews	Love it!!!!!!!!!!1 __________________ BUILD 2 IN PROGRESS

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