I need to invent a clever way to store idiotic shop TV devices.
That's right folks, it holds all your slicing and dicing needs! It holds the George Foreman grill! It even holds that stupid ass Chia Pet that will never die out! For fuck sake bitches, it even holds up to three snuggies without those fucking vacuum bags and it even holds them... TWICE!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy