[skuzzy]

i just got back from seeing The Devil, the movie was pretty good but the audience was terrible! it was like high school lunch room. people wouldnt stop talking, laughing, and making loud comments about everything that happend. i was ready to go crazy and start yelling and throwing stuff at everyone

so has anyone had any bad move experience that they would like to share?

[southfour!]

a few years ago i was at a movie and some lady had a somewhat funny laugh, it got to the point where people were laughing at her laugh and that was annoying.

[Imran]

i hate that one loud ass black guy that always waits a few weeks after the movie's out so he can get good seats, then he laughs OUT LOUD through the whole fucking movie.

And then the fake white kids who have a fake annoying monotone laugh who laugh at cheesy jokes that weren't meant to be laughed at in the first place.

[BWAL]

should have asked for your money back

[TheUNZippee!]

Bad parenting.

[Notcho]

Never had people do that in a movie theatre audience, but at the latest Indiana Jones movie I think it was, the audience applauded the screen every time they saw something they liked... which I found odd. To add to that, when the movie was over, there was a standing ovation.

[brharris777]

^ that is odd. I rarely go to movies in theatres but when I went to Iron man 2 on the second night it was in theaters and i had some jackhole behind me pointing out every detail of the movie to his buddy who in turn said "yeah dude thats sweet". And it seems like every time i go to a movie theres someone in the place who has either an annoying ass laugh, wont shut the hell up, has the worst case of smokers lung, or the worst of them all, a baby who keeps crying and they wont take it out. Another one was when i went to transformers 2, i couldnt hear the dialogue in the first twenty minutes of the movie so i walked out of the theater, into the "EMPLOYESS ONLY" door and asked the two idiots who were sitting in there pissing around with their cell phones if they would turn up the volume so i could make this worth my 16 dollars. I rarely go to movies in theaters and with all of the above being my good reason.

[BWAL]

Originally Posted by 89 5.0 LX Never had people do that in a movie theatre audience, but at the latest Indiana Jones movie I think it was, the audience applauded the screen every time they saw something they liked... which I found odd. To add to that, when the movie was over, there was a standing ovation.

lol

[Drick]

If there within sight distance. Ill walk right over and tell them to shut their mouths. This isnt highschool and everyone in here thinks you look stupid.

They normally shut their mouths.

I cant stand it. A group of highschoolers comes in and starts commenting really loud and like yelling at the screen. I cant stand that. Its like they wanna impress the audience by how fucking stupid they are.

[ReverendDexter]

Wrist Rocket.

Peanut M&M's.

Problem solved.

[MeMz]

^ this

[vastang757]

Originally Posted by ReverendDexter Wrist Rocket. Peanut M&M's. Problem solved.

I like to get sour patch kids. Suck on them for a couple mins then chuck em at the person's head. Its fun watching them get stuck if they have long hair

[Nameless]

I remember going to see I Am Legend and got stuck sitting in the break neck seats in up front in the second row and there was a group of teenagers just talking to each other like they weren't even in a movie. I noticed other people around me were getting annoyed, but we were in California where people aren't confrontational in public and I knew they wouldn't say anything, so I gave a couple of "shhhh's". The teenagers would just glare at me without even pausing in their conversations. When that didn't work, I leaned forward and yelled, "YOU CAN SHUT YOUR MOUTHS, OR YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT...YOUR CHOICE!!!"

They didn't make another sound. I'm never that mean to people, but these kids needed a lesson. I got a few thumbs up, and "thank you" mouthed to me by my neighbors...

[kyle2002stang!]

mostly loud people trying to be funny by fake laughing and commenting on every stupid little thing.

[skuzzy]

i must go to ghetto theaters cause if i yell somehting then i am going to be single out by everyone else or jumped during or after the movie, i would only say something if i went with a gorup of people who got my back if something goes down

i need that m&m launcher as mention before so nobody sees my arm moving

lol and i had sour patch kids with me but it seemed like everyone was rolling atleast 5 deep exept me

[Drick]

Quit being a puss and stand up and say something.

If people would really try and jump you for telling them to shut the fuck up, they got something else comin to em

[skuzzy]

Originally Posted by Drick Quit being a puss and stand up and say something. If people would really try and jump you for telling them to shut the fuck up, they got something else comin to em

then i will bring you next time i go to the movies

[Drick]

You dont need to bring me. Just if kids are talking like that just say something. If they are in fact highschool kids ill give it a 99.9% chance of them shutting the fuck up if you say something.

Just say. "hey you mind shutting your mouths please. No one in hear wants to hear your bullshit"

Unless they're gang bangin thug playas then I highly doubt they'll say anything. And if they do you wouldnt be able to understand it anyway

[skuzzy]

even if its the whole theater and im one of the very few actually being quiet?

[Drick]

Ahh whole theater. I didnt read it all. I thought you where talking about just the annoying group of kids that pisses everyone off.

Nah you would have looked like a tweaker if you just stood up and yelled "cant everyone be quiet!"