So this is really funny

Cricket · April 7th, 2007, 03:40 AM

Some guy who is friends with my girlfriend, and I guess I'm cool with him is talkin shit about me and my car.

He drives a galant, and the only performance thing on that car is a muffler...wait that just makes his car sound like a pissed off bumble bee. So I'm gonna take him to a track if his balls drop, and smoke his ass with my slow v6. I can't wait. He wants to talk shit then I'm gonna take this on, and completely smoke him.

One Bad Sixxx · April 7th, 2007, 03:42 AM

Tape it. We wanne see some ass stompin'! =D

Cricket · April 7th, 2007, 03:47 AM

He won't do it. I tried to race him before, and he backed off. Well now that he is talkin behind my back I'm confronting him about it. I don't take that lightly. When he talks about me I'll confront him, and scare about him. When he talks about my car then it's over.

One Bad Sixxx · April 7th, 2007, 03:52 AM

What a lil shyt. I think you need to pay him a visit at his house and have a lil chat with him. Face to face. And if he doesnt open the door, introduce Mr. Baseball Bat to his windshield.

Cricket · April 7th, 2007, 03:57 AM

I can't wait to see what happens. I work with him, and it just happens that I am his supervisor.

homebrewed · April 7th, 2007, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by One Bad Sixxx

What a lil shyt. I think you need to pay him a visit at his house and have a lil chat with him. Face to face. And if he doesnt open the door, introduce Mr. Baseball Bat to his windshield.

Mmmm... Bad idea bro. Jail and property damage isn't worth it.

Question: The Galant; year, and motor. I'll tell ya whether you can take him.
Not by any stretch doubting you, but I started out on Mitsu's. I know those cars pretty damn good.

Cricket · April 7th, 2007, 04:01 AM

Dunno what year

it looks like this

Literally all thats done performance wise is a muffler, and he is one of the guys that thinks a spoiler will help his car out. He has never raced before either.

One Bad Sixxx · April 7th, 2007, 04:10 AM

Of course I was kidding. Yet it helps sooth an angry mind. =]

And he drives something like that and rants on your car? Hes obviously on drugs...

2000Si · April 7th, 2007, 04:15 AM

Well the older Galant VR4s are fairly badass cars if modded well... I dunno what year that one is.

Cricket · April 7th, 2007, 04:20 AM

yea I know a guy who had a modded galant vr4...thing was quick.

fatalflaw · April 7th, 2007, 07:35 AM

The damage is done, he's already talked trash about you and your ride, whats worse was it was behind your back. Plus he's friends with your girl? Comeon, you are a guy yourself, you KNOW the only reason we are "friends" with girls ... anyways thats a whole other subject.

Give him 2 options.

Option 1, he can race you at the track and settle it once and for all with 10 working fingers

Option 2, he can race you at the track and settle it once and for all with no working fingers

Bring one of those walnut crackers with you. Remember too, follow-thru is key, be prepared to go through with it. The best bluffs are the ones you're prepared to back up.

Ya ya, jail time, blah blah blah, I know, not an idiot, I just get really pissed off when people talk behind my back. But anyways, get him to race you one way or the other. A cop said to me once his motto, "First I'll ask you, Second time I'll MAKE you"

Words to live by

Cricket · April 7th, 2007, 12:45 PM

Actually he has a girlfriend, and people know that if they try to take my girl from me they do have to deal with me, and I'm not the best person to deal with when I'm pissed. And he couldn't get my girl even if they both were single. She looks good...I look so much better, I have a nicer car, I know how to a treat a lady, I don't talk behind someones back, and if I do...it's something I have no problem saying to there face, and I will gladly do so. I have a personality, and most importantly I have confidence, and balls to do stuff. I also don't pretend like I know how to work on cars...I do know how to. This kid doesn't even know the basics.

Cricket · April 7th, 2007, 12:50 PM

Lol this is what he had to say

see check this out, i figure if i dont race then u cant say u beat me. so i dont know about racing seeing as i just got my car back from getting pulled over so prolly not. and what u talking about "talking shit" i joke around with becca but ive never said " oh JP is a bitch i could smoke him" u got a V-6 ... i got only 4 cyl. why race when u could get me and risk getting pulled over? naw i aint really tryin to set up a race.

Then I told him I wanted to go to a track...he got really quiet.

TIESTOS · April 7th, 2007, 12:56 PM

Theres a kid around here with a grocerey getter its a mercury from the 80's and hes talking shit about my car when his car only has a walmart sound system in it. I hate hwen ppl bite off more then they can chew and expect you not to kick their ass whether in your car or out of it.

Breakout · April 7th, 2007, 01:00 PM

That's pretty grimey that a person would go behind your back and talk crap about you and your car. If you have something to say about me or my car...you can say it to my face. That just shows what a coward he is. You did a good job by confronting him and letting him know you won't take shit like that. If you have something to say aobut me...be a man and say it to my face. He made himself look like a giant idiot talking behind someone's back.

fatalflaw · April 8th, 2007, 05:56 AM

meh I still say you should feed his car (some rice) to your mustang. Sides, consider it weight reduction, feed your mustang rice and it'll lose weight.

232stang · April 8th, 2007, 01:00 PM

i dont care if people talk about me or my car behind my back. but if they talk shit about my girl or family then theres hell to pay.

87foxbodylx · April 8th, 2007, 01:09 PM

how odd, both our girlfriends have the same name... is she Italian by any chance?

and I don't do well with back stabbing either. If you have a problem with me, confront me, and maybe we can fix things. Now if you come off as a total douche bag, then your gonna leave with a few bruises. I'm not one to be the violent type, i usually only use it when need be. But when people talk shit behind your back, AND then deny it, that just hits a fuse in me..

Cricket · April 8th, 2007, 01:42 PM

Nope she isn't italian.

I knew the kid would back down, and everything. ESPECIALLY if I told him to race me at a track.

He knows nothing about cars...literally. He said "A blow off valve is air being released from the gears in your transmission."

He also thought that a double stack aluminum wing would make his car faster. I'm not kidding.

ByPopularDemand · April 8th, 2007, 01:49 PM

Ha ha kill him...embarass him...eat his car for lunch

April 7th, 2007, 03:42 AM	#2
One Bad Sixxx Enthusiast '02 4.3L V6 / '95 GT 5.0L Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Nellis AFB, Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 519 iTrader: 0 reviews	Tape it. We wanne see some ass stompin'! =D __________________

April 7th, 2007, 03:52 AM	#4
One Bad Sixxx Enthusiast '02 4.3L V6 / '95 GT 5.0L Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Nellis AFB, Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 519 iTrader: 0 reviews	What a lil shyt. I think you need to pay him a visit at his house and have a lil chat with him. Face to face. And if he doesnt open the door, introduce Mr. Baseball Bat to his windshield. __________________

April 7th, 2007, 04:10 AM	#8
One Bad Sixxx Enthusiast '02 4.3L V6 / '95 GT 5.0L Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Nellis AFB, Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 519 iTrader: 0 reviews	Of course I was kidding. Yet it helps sooth an angry mind. =] And he drives something like that and rants on your car? Hes obviously on drugs... __________________

April 7th, 2007, 12:56 PM	#14
TIESTOS Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 207 iTrader: 0 reviews	Theres a kid around here with a grocerey getter its a mercury from the 80's and hes talking shit about my car when his car only has a walmart sound system in it. I hate hwen ppl bite off more then they can chew and expect you not to kick their ass whether in your car or out of it. __________________ Onemanzu wrote: AB is like santa clause.... you just have to believe

April 8th, 2007, 01:49 PM	#20
ByPopularDemand Hardcore Enthusiast 2000 V6 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 2,670 iTrader: 0 reviews	Ha ha kill him...embarass him...eat his car for lunch __________________ 2000 V6 vert Mac LT headers, Mac O/R H-pipe, Mac CAI, ASP 25% underdrive pulley(r.i.p), SCT tune, 8.8 rear and 4.10 gears.

April 7th, 2007, 04:15 AM	#9
2000Si Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 997 iTrader: 0 reviews	Well the older Galant VR4s are fairly badass cars if modded well... I dunno what year that one is.

April 7th, 2007, 07:35 AM	#11
fatalflaw Newbie 2005 Mustang V6 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 41 iTrader: 0 reviews	The damage is done, he's already talked trash about you and your ride, whats worse was it was behind your back. Plus he's friends with your girl? Comeon, you are a guy yourself, you KNOW the only reason we are "friends" with girls ... anyways thats a whole other subject. Give him 2 options. Option 1, he can race you at the track and settle it once and for all with 10 working fingers Option 2, he can race you at the track and settle it once and for all with no working fingers Bring one of those walnut crackers with you. Remember too, follow-thru is key, be prepared to go through with it. The best bluffs are the ones you're prepared to back up. Ya ya, jail time, blah blah blah, I know, not an idiot, I just get really pissed off when people talk behind my back. But anyways, get him to race you one way or the other. A cop said to me once his motto, "First I'll ask you, Second time I'll MAKE you" Words to live by

April 7th, 2007, 01:00 PM	#15
Breakout Tree Fiddy Z 2006 Nissan 350Z Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Central Florida Posts: 2,031 iTrader: 0 reviews	That's pretty grimey that a person would go behind your back and talk crap about you and your car. If you have something to say about me or my car...you can say it to my face. That just shows what a coward he is. You did a good job by confronting him and letting him know you won't take shit like that. If you have something to say aobut me...be a man and say it to my face. He made himself look like a giant idiot talking behind someone's back.

April 8th, 2007, 05:56 AM	#16
fatalflaw Newbie 2005 Mustang V6 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 41 iTrader: 0 reviews	meh I still say you should feed his car (some rice) to your mustang. Sides, consider it weight reduction, feed your mustang rice and it'll lose weight.

April 8th, 2007, 01:09 PM	#18
87foxbodylx Enthusiast 1987 Mustang LX 13.9@102.43 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ephrata PA Posts: 648 iTrader: 0 reviews	how odd, both our girlfriends have the same name... is she Italian by any chance? and I don't do well with back stabbing either. If you have a problem with me, confront me, and maybe we can fix things. Now if you come off as a total douche bag, then your gonna leave with a few bruises. I'm not one to be the violent type, i usually only use it when need be. But when people talk shit behind your back, AND then deny it, that just hits a fuse in me..

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