Beer contains female hormones!

WAR-PARTY · April 7th, 2007, 10:57 AM

Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn
into women!

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

NottyBoy93 · April 7th, 2007, 11:42 AM

TIESTOS · April 7th, 2007, 11:47 AM

Hey I have to sit on the toilet cus I dont have good hand I coordination , and im no girl

Dennis · April 7th, 2007, 12:50 PM

hahahaha thats awsome i love it and come to think of it it makes perfect sence

96Snaker · April 7th, 2007, 05:39 PM

I like the thought that essentially, women are just really drunk men... wait a minute, no I don't ...

lol

Tony_90fox · April 7th, 2007, 06:41 PM

LOL, good find!

rednsilver91 · April 7th, 2007, 11:22 PM

thanks guys. i don't think i fall under any of those.. except 8.. and maybe a little of 4.... lol

96Snaker · April 7th, 2007, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by rednsilver91

thanks guys. i don't think i fall under any of those.. except 8.. and maybe a little of 4.... lol

lol. Pretty sure I fall under all those but #8... even if I'm sober. Go me. EDIT: Scratch that - I'm not overly emotional

Tony_90fox · April 7th, 2007, 11:51 PM

yeah right, you stand up and pee! lol

edit: speaking to Red.

rednsilver91 · April 8th, 2007, 12:16 AM

well sometimes if i'm in the shower........................................ lol jk guys! lol

96Snaker · April 8th, 2007, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by rednsilver91

well sometimes if i'm in the shower........................................ lol jk guys! lol

we all know you're not kidding, lol j/k

April 7th, 2007, 10:57 AM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Beer contains female hormones! Beer contains female hormones! Last month, scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women! To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

April 7th, 2007, 11:47 AM	#3
TIESTOS Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 203 iTrader: 0 reviews	Hey I have to sit on the toilet cus I dont have good hand I coordination , and im no girl __________________ Onemanzu wrote: AB is like santa clause.... you just have to believe

April 7th, 2007, 05:39 PM	#5
96Snaker MM's Coffee Addict 1999 SVT Cobra 441rwhp/393rwtq Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,164 iTrader: 0 reviews	I like the thought that essentially, women are just really drunk men... wait a minute, no I don't ... lol __________________ Vortech V2, intercooled @ 10psi. Maximum Motorsports supsension goodie bag car less roll cage. Built '04 IRS. Hodge-podge of Roush/Stalker panels.

April 7th, 2007, 06:41 PM	#6
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL, good find! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

April 7th, 2007, 11:22 PM	#7
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,224 iTrader: 0 reviews	thanks guys. i don't think i fall under any of those.. except 8.. and maybe a little of 4.... lol __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

April 7th, 2007, 11:42 AM	#2
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April 7th, 2007, 11:51 PM	#9
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	yeah right, you stand up and pee! lol edit: speaking to Red. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

April 8th, 2007, 12:16 AM	#10
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,224 iTrader: 0 reviews	well sometimes if i'm in the shower........................................ lol jk guys! lol __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

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