[dr.gonzo!]

THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!|Weekly World News

The Dracula Fish is six feet tall, weighs 180 pounds. His head is large – about 15 inches high and about 24 inches around. The fish head looks harmless and sweet when its mouth is closed, but it has fangs on both the top and bottom of its jaw. The teeth are very sharp. The Dracula Fish comes into London at night and then takes a train back to the sea for the morning. He sleeps in a coffin at the bottom of the sea. Here’s a close-up picture of the Dracula Fish in its coffin in 1955.

And here is a picture that was taken by the Navy scuba-divers last week:

6' 180lb? looks like a lot would fit in one coffin

[dr.gonzo!]

ZURICH - Swiss engineers building the world’s largest tunnel drilled right into hell! Swiss engineers drilled through the last layer of rock yesterday, successfully finishing the construction of the world’s largest tunnel. But the engineers were all horrified to learn that they broken through to the first layer of Hell.

[serbiandude]

i wanna no more about that

edit: could those pics look any faker

[ReverendDexter]

Oh man, I used to LOVE the WWN.

In all the time I read it, they got ONE thing right.

They had pics of this thing back in ~'95: