sad because it is true

BWAL · April 8th, 2007, 02:19 PM

A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments:

“My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one.

“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another went on.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive!”

WAR-PARTY · April 8th, 2007, 03:23 PM

Oh yea a good one and here another:
Two old ladies are sitting on the porch and one says to the other what do you do when you get horney?
The other replies I suck on a lifsaver
To which the other asks how do you drive to the beach?

April 8th, 2007, 02:19 PM	#1
BWAL MSTRB8N & MDR8N 2021 Mustang V15 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On The Shaft Posts: 19,662 Blog Entries: 2 iTrader: 4 reviews	sad because it is true A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another. “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. “My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another went on. “I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence. “Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive!” __________________ MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks

April 8th, 2007, 03:23 PM	#2
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Oh yea a good one and here another: Two old ladies are sitting on the porch and one says to the other what do you do when you get horney? The other replies I suck on a lifsaver To which the other asks how do you drive to the beach? __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

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